OFFICIAL SAM ALLARDYCE APPOINTED EVERTON MANAGER THREAD

HES BACK LADS

REV UP THOSE CARVERY POSTERS

2 YEAR, 6M A YEAR DEAL. MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN

CAN EVERTON REALISTICALLY WIN THE LEAGUE?

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>rev up those forced memes
no thanks

What happened to simeone?

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As an Evertonian I'm completely embarrassed by what a joke the club has become under Farhad Moshiri. Big Sam is bad, but Sammy fucking Lee as his assistant? And that utter clown Steve Walsh still has his job, with his best mate Craig Shakespeare now one of our coaches! Lost for words.

Honestly who else could possibly take over everton this season and keep them up?

wew lad

carvery is at least 2 years old lad and a cornerstone of /trans/. thank god /trans/ is only around the corner as well

You'll regret writing this when you are sitting just above mid-table in May. If you think you're a laughing stock now imagine how we all viewed Everton under
>martinez

Bill-Sam, would you be interested if we can't find someone to take on the job till April, decent wage
Sam-Piss Off

Bill-Marco, any chance
Marco-Sorry, hands tied

Bill-Sean?
Sean-Why would I, I've left those days at the bottom behind

Bill-Chris?
Chris-rather have Sunderland

Bill-Davey mate?
Dave-After the stick those bastard fans gave me, no way

Bill-Diego?
Diego-Who? You haveen the laaf?

Bill-Pards mate were desperate here?
Alan-Got any daughters?

Bill-Sam, OK, whatever you want, it's yours, we're desperate now
Sam-OK, I'll write a list and call the securicor van

kek

>says he's not interested in Everton job
>p-please Sam we'll pay you even more
>thank you very much delighted to be here

Based Large Sam getting paid.

Literally what are Everton playing at? The entire club has shit the bed and rolled in it since Koeman left.

everton gonna everton

>The entire club has shit the bed and rolled in it since

*the mid 90s

Is there literally anything the following managers could ever do to end their careers? Or are these guys determined to be eternally cycled through by relegation candidates until they die on the pitch at 120?

Big Sam
Moyes
Pardew

get relegated

Is he, dare I say it, redeemed?

that shit arm triggers me every time

at least you haven't got fucking pardew
bracing for a full pompey here

hes a BIG SAM

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Already kept them up. Based Big Sam

5 points clear of relegation. Have a solid squad. And will get money to spend in January.