HIS LAST NAME WAS DIFFERENT!

>HIS LAST NAME WAS DIFFERENT!

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His last name was literally never different. He was born Trump.

I never understood this, he wasn't purporting to be a minority or anything, his family just anglicanized their name

never watched this guy but does he only say drumpf all the time now, like is that his whole show

>Sup Forums constellation toy bitches about Jews changing their names
>it's not s big deal when trump does it

I like oliver when he was pretending to be an inept and stupid fake reporter instead of just being flat out inept and stupid.

His humour is a bit dated.

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Wasn't Bernie's last name literally Gutman before changing it for his political career? How many times do you thing liberals brought that up?

*drops mic*

i mean i dont mind it but hes been doing the same thing for like almost an year now

Well it is the *current year*

SPELCH BTFO

He was born without a name, acshually

His father was also born Trump. I can't imagine anyone in the writers' room actually thinking this would have any impact on anything.

how did he get so fat and old so fast?
drugs?

Imagine being an American and having to be all like "damn, Donald, you fuckin' presidential, all diplomatic with your isolationist policies and costly, ineffective border wall. I would totally re-elect you, both my edgy Sup Forums persona and the real me." when all he really wants to do is have a liveable working wage for him and his future children.. Like seriously imagine having to be American and not only sit on your couch while Trump flaunts his tiny hands on Fox news, the favorable lighting barely concealing his stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, day after day, week after week, while he abused the english language and gave borderline-autistic handshakes to foreign ambassadors. Not only having to tolerate his self-serving "muslim ban" and his childish attitude as everyone in the white house tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, DONALD SIGNS THINGS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his orange fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been living under nothing but a healthy diet of right-leaning centrists and conservatives and later alleged socialists for your ENTIRE LIFE coming straight out of the suburbs in California. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the taco-bowl that's sitting on his writing desk as he gives you a thumbs-up, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get sit there and revel in his "huge (for that is what he calls it)" wall, the ineffective eyesore he worked so hard planning with his establishment puppetmasters in the previous months. And then he calls for another rally, and you know you could knock over every garbage can on your campus before the riot cops could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking gen Y. You're not going to lose your future liberal arts career over this. Just bear it. Hide your coexist sticker and bear it.

Trumps family was from Germany. Hence the name originally being Drumpf

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Isn't it kind of ironic that they are calling him a racist and at the same time they keep meming on about his skin color and the fact that his great-grandfather's family name sounds lol so dumb because it's foreign?

How about murderer instead of Bruce?

Everything about lefties today is ironic

>missing the point entirely

dumb Sup Forums poster

The point was Oliver was butthurt that Trump rightfully called out Johnny Leibowitz's shame in his Jewish heritage.

Also, John "Stewart" is a good friend of Anthony Weiner. I'll be looking forward to those convictions.

The bit was to do with Trump calling Stewart by his real name 'Lebowitz'

It fell flat on its fucking face because in no way is 'Drumpf' funnier or weirder (or jewisher) than Trump. Infact in his native country, Trump means fart.

Billed as the current year gangs big takedown of the blonde meanie, what actually happened was the equivalent of a trump (fart), albeit a small and rather flat one that comes and goes without even a lingering stench to bolster its tepid emission.

You could gather up all the 'comedy' the left threw at Trump, every stand up bit and comedy sketch and for some reason it still wouldn't be as funny as some random idiot shouting 'pepe' at Hilary.

>Trump means fart

not true

>native country

Again, born in the USA, 3rd generation with the name Trump. My family dropped the Mc from our Scottish name when they came over, but that gayer version of England isn't my "native country."

I mean John Oliver's native country, England

Sorry for the confusion boiz

drumpf...
*audience lean in, listening intently*
is....
*audience starts frothing at the mouth, some faint*
BAD
*audience explodes into a synchronized cacophonous howl, throwing their chairs about and destroying the set*

So what you're saying is Trump needs a sex change to really blow liberals' minds?

The difference being that John 'Stewart' uses a fake name to hide the fact that he's Jewish, Trump's ancestors only changed their name to the English version of it, not hiding anything. It's called cultural assimilation.

Do you understand what the word "hide" means? For example, someone who regularly talks about the fact that they're Jewish is not hiding it.

>doublethink
>doublespeak

Fuck off shareblue shills.

why does the word drumpf still bootyblast Sup Forums

>stop pointing out my shameless pathological lying and low intelligence!

>Sup Forums constellation toy bitches about Jews changing their names

>constellation toy

Are you off your medication again, Billy?

>it's not s big deal when trump does it

Trump literally never did it. His last name was "Trump" when he was fucking born.

Does this fact still escape you somehow?

8 years.

>The bit was to do with Trump calling Stewart by his real name 'Lebowitz'

Jon Lebowitz actually changed his name to Jon Stewart.
Whereas Trump was literally born Donald J. Trump.

This is why the """"joke"""" doesn't work, pure and simple.

most germans americanized their names when they immigrated here.

a lot of the people saying drumpf probably have americanized names is the ironic and sad part.

>getting mad over someone citing widely-recognized terminology that has been around for fucking 70 years at this point

Do you just shout "Sup Forums!" every time an opinion online triggers you?

>They changed the family name from Drumpf to Trump in order to assimilate better and become real Americans

Proving Trump's entire point; well done John...

this is actually one of the main problems of this shitshow

>bring up an actual point like trump saying something crazy
>handwave concerns that immigration brings crime by claiming it "largely doesnt" without evidence
>make a stupid joke like DRUMPF, making everybody forget about that point you made earlier

wait you mean my pure white german family name wasnt always johnjohnsonsmith?

Is there a group of "people" here outside of Sup Forums that carries two definitions of words, one for Jews and one for non-Jews?

>polerina SJW calling anyone else "triggered."

Don't you have a comments section to downvote you hambeast?

Making fun of "Drumpf" probably ended up helping him in the Midwest.

>it's a John Oliver pretends like he actually gives a shit about the working class episode
Daily reminder that he went after fucking Jill Stein harder than he went after Hillary Clinton.

Also, sometimes the clerks were just getting lazy and so it was a matter of convenience to shorten or simplify a name. Then sometimes spellings would get modified when transcribed later.

Fuck off

>Is there a group of "people" here outside of Sup Forums that carries two definitions of words, one for Jews and one for non-Jews?

Can you post a sentence that actually makes sense next?

Fucking Hell, this election has really fucking broken libturds.

BLUMPF BTFO

Holy shit the lefties on this board are absolutely seething. Is it because the 8mill get was pro Trump? kek

Jon Oliver really is proof that modern liberals are retarded hand-clapping circus-seals that will applaud and fellate anything that tells them "You're beliefs are correct and everyone else is wrong" under the guise of """comedy""".

>birthers are beyond ridiculous republicans are retarded

>DRUMPF

wow guess both sides are equally retarded then

Jews have two definitions of words. One for Jews and one of non-Jews.

Is that a big enough group outside of Sup Forums for you?

>be so unintelligent that you somehow care about post numbers
>project this trait onto other people

Like you don't care that you just got dubs. If you don't, you don't fucking belong here. Go back...

How did they ever get to Drumpf anyway? Cause the family still exists in Germany and they're called Trump. His grandfather didn't change his name when immigrating to the US.

What I don't get about the Drumpf shit is that a vast majority of european immigrants changed their names when they came to the US. My relatives who left Sweden did, both the ones who went to the US and those who went to Australia. They anglicised them to fit in; there's a good reason there aren't that many german or scandinavian last names around anymore despite a lot of people claiming to be the direct descendants of men from these groups straight through the paternal line.

imagine arguing on Sup Forums and making most retarded 'arguments' and points, but the guy you are replying to gets banned the moment you make your post and can't reply to you telling you fucking retarded you sound. Imagine doing this for 30 minutes each week.

this is what 'Last Week Tonight' looks like.

I'm not clinically retarded so a post counter counting posts isn't interesting or noteworthy to me. You very clearly are.

>he doesn't care about dubs
Seems like we got a new guy from /r/Sup Forums.

They are 'hiding' it. To be general public and drones that watch their shows, they don't understand the name change and it has nothing to do with jews. To people like us, it's a big 'haha fuck you' joke since we know what they are.

>bans
>on Sup Forums
heh

He says he's Jewish on his show you inbred mouth breather

the simulation requires you to imagine bans work on Sup Forums

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drumpf isn't even a different name

it's just the german version of trump

it's like friedrich and fredrick

What did he mean by this?

The German verison of Trump is Trump

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>if you criticize a jew you are an extremist

They aren't criticizing that. The joke is about Trump pointlessly obsessing over Jon Stewart's last name.

>trump fans are this retarded

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Well, too be honest there wasn't any reason for him to change it. Was he afraid there was a stigma against Jews in standup/Hollywood?

are you going to just be this fanny flustered for all 8 years user?

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He's right you idiot

The thing is, both pro-Trump and anti-Trump people generally took it to be making fun of the whole Drumpf thing. If both sides of the debate aren't understanding it, then Oliver's writers should probably work on their clarity a bit more.

>Pointlessly obsessing over Trump's name for pointlessly obsessing over Jon Stewart obsessing over his own name.

Oliver isn't making fun of what immigrants did. He's making fun of trump for being a hypocrite, it isn't that hard to grasp

Trump didn't change his name though, he kept the one he was born with

This is idiotic, had he changed it back you would call him a hypocrite for changing it, now he's a hypocrite for keeping his name

Yes, but Trump never changed his name so it doesn't make any fucking sense. One guy actively went and changed his name. The other has had that name since he was born.

>being this retarded

>Pointlessly obsessing over a stupid joke about Trump's name for pointlessly obsessing over Jon Stewart obsessing over his own name

"We need refugees because"

........ audience is silent

"IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR"

... huge applause

how predictable can this twat get? like does anyone actually find him funny?

>ironic shitposting
>ironic voting
>ironic ideology
>ironic satire

nice variation.

His show is gonna look outdated as shit once Trump is out of office. Imagine an entire show based around taking the piss out of a single celebrity.

trump made one tweet though. I wouldn't call that obsessing. he has tweeted about random shit constantly for years.

Wait, shouldn't Oliver be for Trump if he aligns his Political Opinions with the Current Year?

what year is it again?

honestly though just IMAGINE if trump became transgender. How would liberals even react.

what's really interesting about that episode is my geriatric mother emailed it to me. she's a trump voter.

it's not the funniest thing anyone's ever seen but it's a pretty good litmus to show how humorless you cunts have let yourself become over politics.

Trump gave John Stewart shit for changing his name

Current year man pointed out how hypocritical this is, since Trump profits largely off of his anglicized name.

That's it

>LEIBOWITZ

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