What would you do if you became dictator of your cunt?

What would you do if you became dictator of your cunt?

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I would demand to have sex with the hottest girl in every room or else she dies by the hand of Allah

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that would be a burden not worth doing

Didn't your king have to force democracy on his subjects against their will?

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Raise taxes
Implement government funded healthcare
Increase the education budget
Create government sanctioned fitness programs where everyone must work out one hour a day
Fine people for being overweight
Ban transfats
Slowly take the country off High Fructose Corn Syrup
Make white people breed while also sterilizing ugly Mexicans with too much native blood and blacks
Sup Forums won't make fun of us anymore

Based

no talk

Outlaw gay marriage inshallah

Honestly pretty based

>Make white people breed while also sterilizing ugly Mexicans with too much native blood and blacks

Give anons gfs

>Create a personal secret policeforce
>Destroy the old parliament and create a one party state under the chairman
>Seize the means of production and nationalize everything
>Use fennoswedes as the scapegoat for poverty
>Throw them to gulags
>Mobilize the army
>First spread the revolution to Sweden
>Hope that the fires of revolution will be lit in Russia
>After that? I dunno, see how long i last till i get icepicked or poisoned

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execute all british diaspora and british sympathisers

>Secure most important places with military
>Set up secret police
>Fill up the institutions with loyal people
>Increase cultural funding
>I crown myself king and also raise claims on the throne of Austria
>Revise curriculum and laws
>Essentially cement my ruler-ship from the inside
>Hope the EU doesn't fuck me up for doing this
>Pensioner genocide (Through decreased medical funding)
>Gypsy genocide/deportation
>Increase cultural funding
>Increase education funding

Are you TheFinnishBolshevik?

let teachers hit kids

No i was just actually memeing. Reds belong to camps and nigger in ovens

Don't forget to execute those who shart in marts.

I would have gone with Singapore way

1. Remove the Agrokor installed board and let the filial companies/subsidiaries loose, let them deal with their debts as they see fit. After that, privatize Agrokor
2. Cut the size of regions/županijas and regional centers to a handful (Istria, Kvarner, Zagorje, Međimurje, Bilogora, Moslavina, Posavina, Slavonija, Baranja, Sjeverna Dalmacija, Južna Dalmacija, Lika)
3. Decrease given funds to the Narodne Novine, Croatian postal service and (break) the HEP (electricity) monopoly by allowing other companies to bid on the energy market
4. Lower the VAT from 25% to 18%
5. Privatize healthcare
6. Lower the parliamentary salaries based on attendance using the current key card system
7. Remove church tax exemptions and renegotiate the agreements with the Vatican. Remove religious education from schools and leave it to the Church's confines. Make Ethics mandatory
8. Lower privileged pensions and re-delegate the funds to the worker pension column
9. Raise the mandatory minimum wage from 416 to 484 EUR
10. Install a controlling committee for the Croatian Waters
11. Redirect the flow of newly made cash to the selected organizations: Immunology Center, Petrokemija, INA, Hrvatska Brodogradnja, Institut Ruđer Bošković and Đuro Đaković Holding (military)
12. Renegotiate the Law of Work, making honorary/temp-work non-taxable, increase the inspection workforce at the Ministry of Work and instill harsher financial punishment
13. Increase the military reserve by making a 3 month mandatory conscription for all boys and girls from the age of 18 to 25
14. Cease all funding to all theaters unable to fund themselves through their own means, cease funding to all universities unable to prop themselves (every Croatian student costs the taxpayer from 10 thousand euro to two million)
15. Dismiss any bureaucratic obstacles for foreign investment
17. Re-balance administrative power from the capital city to other major Croatian cities
18. Ban pre-election coalitions

>Reform the judicial system
>Persecute corruption
>reform the police and disband all municipal police
>Re enforce the rurales
>Build up the military
>Legalise all drugs
>Finish the merge of IMSS ISSSTE and Seguro Popular into one
>Lower taxes and enforce proper payment by every sector
>Negotiate with the drug farmers, give up the bosses and I let them go
>Negotiate with the high bosses, spend few time in jail give up all the sicarios who did the actual killing
>Execute all of them, every single one of them
>Take away all their money
>Secure our norteen border allow drugs to pass freely to the US blockade guns comming in
>Infrastructure plan for all towns no more centralised budget into CDMX
>Reform the education system value quality of education by teacher over senior state
>Lighten up the gun laws not to america tier but easier for regular people to obtain one
>Reform focus on non violent crime
>Raise wages
>Disband all the labor unions
>Cap the money of all high government workers
>Re write the constitution to allow death penalty for treason
>Make corruption count as treason
>Enforce state atheism
>Multiply the research budget for all public universities and expand their reach
>Disband all political parties
>If someone served in high level of government no one in his direct family may occupy a similar charge again
>Independent Air Force
>Annex central america
>Annex Cuba
>Reform the political system so when Im dead the country can go back peacefully into democracy
>Make it so by popular vote (in a preference fashion) the next government can be elected
>In the same way make it so civil unions can take over the army and disband the government if it betrays the nation (corrupt)

attack Poland obviously

you now have herpes.
...will make you sheriff of douche town.

Abdicate and transition the regime into a democracy

implement economic freedom

take back cabinda, cape verde, sao tome principe and start buying land in ceuta

We have tons of uranium so probably a nuclear program

Do what the last dictatorship did, but better, no half assedry

also steal muhammed's corpse and drain the nile

>long live afonso de albuquerque

Let Merkel do her job

Have a harem of girls. USA becomes the Holy Britannian Empire. Bully EU. Conquer Japan.

>strip corporations of their special rights
>tax the shit out of the rich
>outlaw lobbyism, cronyism and party donations. Finance all election campaigns equally from tax money
>introduce universal basic income
>communalize healthcare
>spend tons on education and science
>legalize all victimless crimes (drugs)
>communalize corporations
>abolish private property
>abolish the military
>abolish the parliament
>abolish my own office
>live happily everafter

Establish communism, duh

>travel to a country
>find the most beautiful girl there
>fabricate some bullshit about her being of ancient royal blood of this country
>help her win the revolution and install her as a puppet monarch
>marry her and make her bear my son
>do this in all countries
>eventually control the whole world, while fucking the most beautiful girl in each kingdom, and have a hair to that throne of my dynasty

There's no better life, you know it. Every men's dream would be to become me.

- Establish a ruthlessly meritocratic parliament of a couple dozen seats and minister positions as to attend to the day-to-day affairs of the state. The vetting process would be led by a 2 year rotating royal council comprised of randomly drawn: 33 judiciaries, 33 affluent men in the top 5%, 33 citizens not fitting into aforementioned categories and the monarch (me), in which the only elligable parliamentary candidates are nominees as represented by their collective fields for outstanding merit in their respective academic and/or practical subjects. E.g. a minister of education would be picked from a pool of teachers, adjuncts and professors with adequate experience in both teaching in and administration of an educational facility. Appointments last until dismissal by monarch or a clear majority vote of 66 by the council. Parliament wages are 150% of the national mean wage.

- Rewrite the constitution in its entirety. Ensure to limit the monarchs influence in state governance to approval of laws, edicts etc. i.e the monarch will only be able to indefinitely postpone legislation, not actively create, manage or liquidate new or existing ones.
Budgt rejection by the monarch can be superceeded with a 1/3 minority vote of the royal council.

- Allow the monarch to trigger an article of absolution with a 1/3 minority vote of the royal council, effectively making the monarch an autocrat at the cost of a public election after 5 years have passed. Failure to recieve 50% support of the votes will result in forced abdication in favour of the heir apparant. Heirs are only of the monarch's blood and can never serve in any government institution bar appointments to the palace in whatever capacity is deemed fit. Disinheritence is a tool at the monarch's discression.

- Buy lots of expensive champagne and watch my new oligarchy run itself.

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There's more than a few points I don't agree with but overall I'd vote for that

>remove agricultural subsidies
>remove all gibs, replace with negative income tax with slightly higher brackets for parents of young children, people above retirement age and the sick
>remove most of the zoning and building restriction laws, only keep the ones that affect externalities
>radically simplify tax base, remove most tax exemptions and fuse capital and labor income taxes to one progressive tax
>establish tuition fees for tertiary education and government backed student loans that don't have to be paid back if you earn say less than 20k per year
>abolish universal labor agreements
>abolish voting sectors for parliamentary elections in the future
>change university funding to a lump sum for each uni, only string attached is that they have to train x number of people if they can't agree on how they divide the work it's y people per z amount of their government budget
>eliminate mandatory Swedish and the government official's mandatory test in it
>get out of European Monetary Union
>establish an Australian style immigration policy where refugees have to stay in a camp in middle of a shithole, deport all asylum seekers

That's around all of it.

Sounds like something a disgusting commie would do

Create state divisions based on race, basically a large hunk of the country would be given to blacks,whites,mixed,asians and natives.Someone would be able to live in a different area but only for 6 months and without the right to breed.
My perfect human zoo.

bretty good

1. Take the oil fund
2. Put it in my private account
3. Fake my death
4. Move to some paradise island and live like a god

National socialist detected

What if a girl secretly got preg in one area and birthed it in another?

>buy nukes
>nuke the shit out of Norway
>get their NOK
>live like kings

>remove agricultural subsidies
Why? You want farms to fail whenever they have a shitty season?

Exterminate all the gypsies.
>inb4 then there will be no citizen left.
Fuck off.
And I mean exterminate, not enslave or forced labour. I don't want them surviving and having them write memoirs to future generations who will also be making movies about the 'horrible gipsy holocaust'

Ideally? I would finally get myself laid.

Realistically? I would just reform the criminal code to eliminate crimes without victims, make the tax code more progressive, update the labour code with particular emphasis on the precarious and temporary employment, diminish the powers of the provinces in favour of the central government, and enter into more free trade agreements with other progressive liberal democracies

>raise wages
>disband all the labo[u]r unions
I'm going to take a wild guess and say you're not an econ student

I too am a fan of Code Geass

Create a military state like NK, rename ourselves something intimidating like 'the people's democratic republic of New England', put the abos into punitive squads in military - human landmine clearers etc, pull all foreign aid/healthcare/public spending thats non-military, weaponize beavers, create nukes and arm and rearm ourselves, attack at the first opportunity of a self-defence narrative being believed

Kill all M*slims.

>increase education budget
we spend the 5th highest amount per student in the world. Its not a problem that throwing money at will fix

What do you have against aboriginal people?

Kill 100 million brown people and one jew.

>martial law
>ratonnade
>end martial law
>IIIrd like Republic
>impose old french at school
>invade Rhineland

1. Kill all the Jews.
2. Kill all the leftists.
3. Kill all the non-whites if they haven't gotten the fuck out by now.

You want someone to ask you "why one jew" so you can say "see, no one cares about the 100 million brown people" don't you?

Exactly.
Literally, no one will care.

kill all the lefties

I care

I won't if they are M*slims.

Okay, bring you entire navy to transport 100M blacks/browns. They really are willing to move to Canada and bankrupt your entire country turning it in a more violent version of the northeast.
No, we don't accept returns. But we may accept Canadians fleeing the violence.

>free opiate for niggers, spics, drug addicts, HIV (+) people, etc to make them to have happy death from overdose. some of their organs (that are functioning) will go toward people who need that
>abolish death penalty and life sentence and replace them with mandatory organ donation
>prisoners can decrease their years of sentence by participating in medical research as subjects or donating part of their liver, one kidney, or blood
>subsidize people who go to foreign countries to get organ transplantation
>no tax exemption on religious organizations
>no governmental subsidization for non STEM fields in unis, increase fund toward STEM 10 times the current one, putting government money to fields like women's study or african american studies will get 20 year or more sentence in jail
>abolish affirmative action
>abolish national pension and give back $$ to people, pension is nothing but Ponzi scheme
>minimum wage of $12/hr for US citizen/green card holders, no minimum wage for foreigners
>decrease income tax (15% maximum like Singapore or Hong Kong), increase tax from investment income
>forbid dual citizenship
>increase Medicare age to 75 or older
>expand Medicaid coverage but no Medicaid for drug addicts (drug addicts get free opiates), HIV people, and people with felony.
>legalize weed for more tax, raise tax for cigarettes and alcohol
>expand NASA
>build more nuclear plants and decrease use of fuel energy
>invest more heavily on nuclear fussion and space solar panel
>invest more heavily on AI
>invest a lot on drone and military tech to make more surveilance and military action to keep my power
>abolish food stamp
>no welfare for illegals, anyone who gives help to illegals will be sentenced to 20+ years in jail
>no welfare for homeless, anyone who helps homeless will get 20+ years in jail

I'd give every non-wh*te person a wh*te slave

but there are more non-whites than whites, some, most, or all would have to share

go away commie

Legalize weed

>Raise taxes
>Implement government funded healthcare
>Increase the education budget

kys

Kill all dr*mpfies

MONARCHIE

all non stem fields?
Philosophy, psychology, literary studies?
you will be a country of brutes.

>Outlaw socialism, communism and their symbols.
>Death penalty for the most offencive crimes.
>Death or life jail for corruption.
>Tax reform.
>Business friendly laws.
>Raise the level of economic freedom.

I study english in Toronto when I was a teen and a lot people smoked weed, nobody seems to care

Gas the whites

Nothing really exiting, I'd use the fact that I am the permanent dictator to make the country more stable than democracies and engage in neoliberal policies to improve the industrial base.

Sent to GULAG everyone and mass shootings.

Anarcho-socialism?

Well..

>Dissolve the treaty. All citizens are consider equal - regardless of ethnicity. No benefit advantages for Maori or Maori election seats.
>Increase education spending and subsidize student loans based on academic performance.
>Increase jail periods for violent crime
>Reduce/dissolve benefits around single parenthood. Increase education and family services around family (promote united families)
>Increase restrictions around foreign land investment, but relax laws around citizenship and immigration (for educated foreigners) provided no criminal past
>Harder sentences on ephedrine importing and drug production
>Legalise cannabis for recreational use (I don't smoke)
>Harder laws around other drugs
>Relax resource management laws to ONLY for NZ business and citizens. Not for foreigner investment

Kinda hard to green text it but basically here is a scope.

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i would tweet stupid shit all day long.
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>effectively ban immigration to here
>kick out illegals
>legalize prostitution and all drugs
>exile California from being a state
>ban women from voting
>fix marriage laws
>ramp up the police state
>cut off a gorillion business restrictions and regulations
>stop affirmative action
>privatize healthcare
>end welfare

you forgot
>spend your days snorting coke and fucking whores

Set all the banks to the slush funds policy and let the cabinet of ministers do all the work.

>privatize healthcare
wot? why? our public universal health care is best in the world. why would you want to make it private??

i would short bitcoin and ban it

Turn SK into what it used to be in the 70s.

Hire someone underneath me to do all the actual work and co-ordinate with others. I'd just have a harem and hang out with my buds. Can't be fucked to dictate my own life let alone a whole country

Here is a big, unironic post that nobody will read

Economically
>Abolish federal reserve
>Break up all of the large corporations into smaller companies
>Break up huge chains of stores into smaller shops
>Enforce labor laws
>Adopt the metric system

Socially
>Redesign cities to be less based around the automobile, with closer developments and better public transport
>Fix the public education system and make the college system dedicated to producing a well educated, economically productive populace
>Make sure that police have to respect people's rights when conducting searches and seizures
>Lift most bans on drugs, abolish age restrictions on tobacco and alcohol
>Mandate that companies selling tobacco or formerly addictive drugs have to put huge-sized health warnings on cigarette and tobacco boxes
>Introduce housing and public works projects so that homeless and jobless people can get on their feet and start contributing to society

Politically
>Eventually, revert to a democratic system so that there isn't a power vacuum when I die
>Nonpartisan proportional legislature, directly elected president
>Root out corrupt 'campaign donations' and other favors that the rich use to influence politicians

Foreign Policy
>No imperialist bullshit
>Make sure Russia and China know their place
>Continue making Western Europe, Japan, and Morocco the US's bitches
>Tell Israel to fuck off

Personally
>Enrich myself with money, alcohol, and a beautiful mansion
>Ensure that even after I decide to stop being a dictator, my children for the next 10 generations will never have to work a day

tl,dr: brogressiv reformz

>Pakis out
>Niggers out
>Leftists executed

The rest will solve itself eventually.

>sell åland to russians
finland saved

>claim austria
Yes, time for Hungaro-Austrian Empire

t. polack

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>eradicate narco-culture and kill all those who promote it
>impose death penalty sanctions on all people who steal, kill, be corrupt, be rapists and traffic with drugs
>kill all former politicians
>kill all corrupt businessmen
>ban the alcohol, tobacco
>exile all foreign companies and start generating national companies
>impose compulsory military service
>impose compulsory education and if people leave it must be killed for being inferior

>>ban the alcohol, tobacco

>Philosophy, psychology, literary studies
>subsidizing those fields made all those PC polices
I don't know if having those fields are better than not having ones