Racemixing is the future of the British Isles edition
/brit/
fuck off
Jews
>october on sunday
what the fuck
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she just looks like a churka
foy
>tfw heterosexual
what the FUCK am i supposed to do about this lads?
>in yankistan david seymour (are lad) would be considered a lefty communist for calling himself a liberal
makes you think
Here I am, once again, I'm torn into pieces. Can't deny it, can't forget. Just know that you're the one. Broken up, deep inside. But you don't get to see the tears I've cried
so true....
anyone else noticed there are more spiders around than usual this year, and they're bigger?
right. which one of you spackers has been calling my lass a slag????
meet me outside grimsby chicken cottage in 10 minutes
now playing: morrissey - viva hate
Haven't wanked since Hef died. Out of respect.
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can't stop laughing at pictures of apu
>tfw no paki mistress to smash my bollocks into my stomach
Wtf I'm a Corbynite now
youtube.com
They called us walking corpses
Unholy living dead
They had to lock us up
Put us in their british hell
Make sure your face is clean now
Cant have no dirty dead
All the corpses here are clean, boy
All the yanks in british hell
I dont wanna be here in your london dungeon
I dont wanna be here in your british hell
Aint no mystery why Im in misery in hell
Heres hoping youre swell
I have noticed a lot of spiders in my garden but they seem the same size as always
Fat Jew on Come Dine With Me obsessed with money and got hook nose.
>I like dictatorships because I know i'd have one if the opportunity arose
ariana grande.. more like marijuana grande
WAHEY
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What is the average number of blokes a 23 year old girl has slept with?
me standing for MP
GFs who text you in alternative-english sub-edition
>Moni
err
*invades your country*
youtu.be
imagine the bollocks in one of these babies
I had 3 by 23
12
How do I prevent the shits from alcohol poisoning?
eating beforehand?
Yeah but you're not a girl
feel as though you are being hot and cold with this indian GF alan
stop making her feel bad
the paki gf
difference being I would let one of them bust my balls into oblivion and thank her yes HER for it
B&M bargains
Heron Foods
Farmfoods
Iceland
Tesco
Netto
yes I am
This is not the Indian GF. It's a Thai GF. The Indian GF never makes this kind of blatant errors tbqh. She just writes in indian-english.
Alan stinks, fucking paki wanker
My father - is Russian dark blonde green eyes, a businessman, mother Russian blonde blue eyes a pharmacy researcher, paternal grandfather Karelian very light blonde blue eyes, he had been to camp with his family for helping the Finns during the soviet-finnish war, worked as a farmer later, paternal grandmother Russian farmer woman with brown hair and green eyes. Maternal grandfather brown hair blue eyes he was a pedeatrist (his mother was Polish nurse with blonde hair blue eyes and father was Russian intelligence officer with dark brown hair and blue eyes), maternal grandmother is Russian linguistic professor with blonde hair and grey eyes, her mother and father were Russian farmers with blonde hair and blue eyes. I'm blonde blue eyed marketing director, boyfriend is quarter Caribbean, his father is English mulatto Navy officer and mother is Irish redhead green eyes NHS worker, he is a chemist and has hazel eyes, curly brown hair and European face with dark skin.
What are the chances to have healthy European offspring? I don't like shitskins much and want European Europe, but this guy is awesome and I want his kids so damn much, but get little conflicted with data on racial hygiene, health and phenotype preservation posted here
waitrose
Alcohol is shit lad, seriously.
If you're willing to take the next step you can have good nights out every time without feeling like complete crap the next day, having to deal with suicidal hangovers and post-alcohol poos.
Alan stop bullying the poor girl
im 20 and told some randoms (1 guy 1 girl) that I met abroad that I had slept with 11 girls and they told me that was a nice number ie not too much, not too less. In reality im a borderline virgin.
everyone keeps telling us that we make a cute couple and that we're clearly going out with each other because of the way we get on but there's no way she fancies me because im so ugly
*shoots you*
booths image
favourite leaflet ever
>tfw no archery gf
Prove it
I don't outright lie personally, but I keep an air of mystique that makes people think I have one night stands regularly but in reality I haven't had sex for 4 years. Sad!
Might as well try tho.
what music do you listen to at the gym?
with the draw weight on that bow she'd be lucky to piece a paper bag
im too ugly
wish i lived in the north
>that graph
ARGH
Would you go gay for Nassim the Douche?
hmm
morrissey
>lifted
>Watched some kino
>Prepared dinner and tomorrow's lunch
>Went for a walk
>Read my book
>Done ironing and laundry
>Shaved and clipped toe nails
Pretty productive day tbqh
Me penis is too long :(
same. i just have everyday is like sunday on repeat when im working out
>x can't win here
such a weird feature of british politics
if by gym you mean in my bedroom doing bodyweight exercises and making no gains then normally normoid-tier EDM like David Guetta
a lot of the time I just listen to the telly in the background as well
*looks at you*
>tfw big dick but virgin
mine is too long AND too thick, woe is me
they know
Protec
Going to have a bath then go check out some bands and maybe go clubbing, you runts going to spend all night here arguing about socialism?
who
so what is it then lads?
>clubbing on a thursday
don't you have toil at morn?
I don't think so, I have kissed some girls in the club and gone back home with them since that time, but for one reason or another I actually never shagged any of them. Don't tell the lads that though, can't have them thinking I'm a bender haha
post one of those selfies
grilled weiners for dindins lads
TFW archery Russian GF and you are so fucking cultured that you can hold your ground on any topic from archery to Hinduism, better than girls who are supposedly into these stuff
>Heron Foods
Literally never heard of it in my life. Fuck off
heartbreaker by ryan adams is honestly a solid record i'm glad i listened to it. will most certainly be delving into his discog after this
nah lad I don't have a dayjob
Just got back from my date.
We met at a club, so this was the first proper long conversation we've had.
The first warning sign should have been when he said he'd rather see Kingsman than The Villainess, but now I know for sure we are incompatible.
During this discussion I realised he was even more vapid and unintellectual than I thought, and I felt really bad about it. I had to keep concealing my powerlevel to avoid making him insecure, and all around he was just a hot mess conversationally.
He is really cute though, so I considered continuing to pretend to care about his stories about how he wants to be a fashion designer and how he thinks the working class are "icky" and scary, but I decided not to in the end.
So I just hit him with the old friendzone maneuvre. Probably wont see him again I think.
Archery
Acid techno or industrial for lifting, sometimes 90s NY hip hop (big L, Mobb Deep, GZA etc
which host should i buy?
the fact that she wanted to see kingsman is a sign that she's potentially a lad, which is an important trait of a gf imo
It's mostly in the Midlands and North as far as I'm aware. Mostly sells chilled and frozen foods like Haagen Dazs for a fookin quid!!
Just think, archery gfs must have absolutely amazing back muscles.
(sorry about the image; I don't have any of girls with toned backs as it turns out)
take up a tripcode so I can filter you, you filthy bender
didnt realise they were a he.
nethertheless my post still applies
Thanks for clarifying
>Having my post rated by a fucking midlander
Opinion discarded
god alan you always come off as such a twat in these messages
the fact you keep scoring these women has singlehandedly lowered my opinion of all females quite significantly
>she
>gf
Read it again.
Why don't you buy a sharp blade and slash your neck, m8?
"she" is DEFINITELY a lad lmao
see
WTF