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Racemixing is the future of the British Isles edition

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fuck off

Jews

>october on sunday
what the fuck

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she just looks like a churka

foy

>tfw heterosexual
what the FUCK am i supposed to do about this lads?

>in yankistan david seymour (are lad) would be considered a lefty communist for calling himself a liberal

makes you think

Here I am, once again, I'm torn into pieces. Can't deny it, can't forget. Just know that you're the one. Broken up, deep inside. But you don't get to see the tears I've cried

so true....

anyone else noticed there are more spiders around than usual this year, and they're bigger?

right. which one of you spackers has been calling my lass a slag????
meet me outside grimsby chicken cottage in 10 minutes

now playing: morrissey - viva hate

Haven't wanked since Hef died. Out of respect.

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can't stop laughing at pictures of apu

>tfw no paki mistress to smash my bollocks into my stomach

Wtf I'm a Corbynite now

youtube.com/watch?v=j4YKvO9leNA

They called us walking corpses
Unholy living dead
They had to lock us up
Put us in their british hell

Make sure your face is clean now
Cant have no dirty dead
All the corpses here are clean, boy
All the yanks in british hell

I dont wanna be here in your london dungeon
I dont wanna be here in your british hell
Aint no mystery why Im in misery in hell
Heres hoping youre swell

I have noticed a lot of spiders in my garden but they seem the same size as always

Fat Jew on Come Dine With Me obsessed with money and got hook nose.

>I like dictatorships because I know i'd have one if the opportunity arose

ariana grande.. more like marijuana grande

WAHEY

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What is the average number of blokes a 23 year old girl has slept with?

me standing for MP

GFs who text you in alternative-english sub-edition

>Moni
err

*invades your country*

youtu.be/aJMDCAKqrac
imagine the bollocks in one of these babies

I had 3 by 23

12

How do I prevent the shits from alcohol poisoning?

eating beforehand?

Yeah but you're not a girl

feel as though you are being hot and cold with this indian GF alan

stop making her feel bad

the paki gf

difference being I would let one of them bust my balls into oblivion and thank her yes HER for it

B&M bargains

Heron Foods

Farmfoods

Iceland

Tesco

Netto

yes I am

This is not the Indian GF. It's a Thai GF. The Indian GF never makes this kind of blatant errors tbqh. She just writes in indian-english.

Alan stinks, fucking paki wanker

My father - is Russian dark blonde green eyes, a businessman, mother Russian blonde blue eyes a pharmacy researcher, paternal grandfather Karelian very light blonde blue eyes, he had been to camp with his family for helping the Finns during the soviet-finnish war, worked as a farmer later, paternal grandmother Russian farmer woman with brown hair and green eyes. Maternal grandfather brown hair blue eyes he was a pedeatrist (his mother was Polish nurse with blonde hair blue eyes and father was Russian intelligence officer with dark brown hair and blue eyes), maternal grandmother is Russian linguistic professor with blonde hair and grey eyes, her mother and father were Russian farmers with blonde hair and blue eyes. I'm blonde blue eyed marketing director, boyfriend is quarter Caribbean, his father is English mulatto Navy officer and mother is Irish redhead green eyes NHS worker, he is a chemist and has hazel eyes, curly brown hair and European face with dark skin.

What are the chances to have healthy European offspring? I don't like shitskins much and want European Europe, but this guy is awesome and I want his kids so damn much, but get little conflicted with data on racial hygiene, health and phenotype preservation posted here

waitrose

Alcohol is shit lad, seriously.

If you're willing to take the next step you can have good nights out every time without feeling like complete crap the next day, having to deal with suicidal hangovers and post-alcohol poos.

Alan stop bullying the poor girl

im 20 and told some randoms (1 guy 1 girl) that I met abroad that I had slept with 11 girls and they told me that was a nice number ie not too much, not too less. In reality im a borderline virgin.

everyone keeps telling us that we make a cute couple and that we're clearly going out with each other because of the way we get on but there's no way she fancies me because im so ugly

*shoots you*

booths image

favourite leaflet ever

>tfw no archery gf

Prove it

I don't outright lie personally, but I keep an air of mystique that makes people think I have one night stands regularly but in reality I haven't had sex for 4 years. Sad!

Might as well try tho.

what music do you listen to at the gym?

with the draw weight on that bow she'd be lucky to piece a paper bag

im too ugly

wish i lived in the north

>that graph

ARGH

Would you go gay for Nassim the Douche?

hmm

morrissey

>lifted
>Watched some kino
>Prepared dinner and tomorrow's lunch
>Went for a walk
>Read my book
>Done ironing and laundry
>Shaved and clipped toe nails

Pretty productive day tbqh

Me penis is too long :(

same. i just have everyday is like sunday on repeat when im working out

>x can't win here

such a weird feature of british politics

if by gym you mean in my bedroom doing bodyweight exercises and making no gains then normally normoid-tier EDM like David Guetta

a lot of the time I just listen to the telly in the background as well

*looks at you*

>tfw big dick but virgin

mine is too long AND too thick, woe is me

they know

Protec

Going to have a bath then go check out some bands and maybe go clubbing, you runts going to spend all night here arguing about socialism?

who

so what is it then lads?

>clubbing on a thursday

don't you have toil at morn?

I don't think so, I have kissed some girls in the club and gone back home with them since that time, but for one reason or another I actually never shagged any of them. Don't tell the lads that though, can't have them thinking I'm a bender haha

post one of those selfies

grilled weiners for dindins lads

TFW archery Russian GF and you are so fucking cultured that you can hold your ground on any topic from archery to Hinduism, better than girls who are supposedly into these stuff

>Heron Foods
Literally never heard of it in my life. Fuck off

heartbreaker by ryan adams is honestly a solid record i'm glad i listened to it. will most certainly be delving into his discog after this

nah lad I don't have a dayjob

Just got back from my date.
We met at a club, so this was the first proper long conversation we've had.

The first warning sign should have been when he said he'd rather see Kingsman than The Villainess, but now I know for sure we are incompatible.
During this discussion I realised he was even more vapid and unintellectual than I thought, and I felt really bad about it. I had to keep concealing my powerlevel to avoid making him insecure, and all around he was just a hot mess conversationally.

He is really cute though, so I considered continuing to pretend to care about his stories about how he wants to be a fashion designer and how he thinks the working class are "icky" and scary, but I decided not to in the end.

So I just hit him with the old friendzone maneuvre. Probably wont see him again I think.

Archery

Acid techno or industrial for lifting, sometimes 90s NY hip hop (big L, Mobb Deep, GZA etc

which host should i buy?

the fact that she wanted to see kingsman is a sign that she's potentially a lad, which is an important trait of a gf imo

It's mostly in the Midlands and North as far as I'm aware. Mostly sells chilled and frozen foods like Haagen Dazs for a fookin quid!!

Just think, archery gfs must have absolutely amazing back muscles.

(sorry about the image; I don't have any of girls with toned backs as it turns out)

take up a tripcode so I can filter you, you filthy bender

didnt realise they were a he.
nethertheless my post still applies

Thanks for clarifying

>Having my post rated by a fucking midlander
Opinion discarded

god alan you always come off as such a twat in these messages
the fact you keep scoring these women has singlehandedly lowered my opinion of all females quite significantly

>she
>gf
Read it again.

pitchfork.com/thepitch/black-musicians-on-being-boxed-in-by-randb-and-rap-expectations-we-fit-in-so-many-things/
squealing at this one

Why don't you buy a sharp blade and slash your neck, m8?

"she" is DEFINITELY a lad lmao

see

WTF