I GOT FORTY NATIONS, READY TO ROLL SON
I GOT FORTY NATIONS, READY TO ROLL SON
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Like who?
Like who?
Japan's sending playstations.
WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? LIKE WHO?
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Pray to GOD he don't drop that yellow cake
SPECIAL CIA NAPKIN
THAT NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER
Japan is sending in Playstations
RIGGITY ROOOOOWWWWWW
SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP
Afrikaa Bambataa and the Zulu Nation
>new Chapelle special on Netflix in two weeks
How much will Sup Forums flip their shit?
I always wondered, and I don't want to turn this into a Sup Forums thread, but how exactly can the UN enforce their sanctions with no army.
We gotta get dat oil-OHHOHOHOHO....
GO SELL SOME MEDICINE BITCHES
MORNING NIGGARS
BITCH YOU COOKIN'?
They can't.
UN is like a rich upper class gentleman's club that meets up, does a fundraiser or decide to honor a member or something while blue collar workers have a good ol fist fight down at the pub.
Sure, the odd gentleman can show up at the pub and everyone pauses for a second but he can't really do shit except go back to his club and make a statement or something about how conditions "down there" are horrid.
Motherfuckers take one more step, I'm kicking this nigga out the motherfucking window.
please gawd don't drop that shit
WELL THE MOTHERFUCKER WORKS LIKE SPREAD IN THE TOILET AND THE ENZYMES AND SHIT COLLABORATIN TOGETHER TO MAKE SOME KINDA MIXTURE
Ey. You like goat play?
I CAN'T SEE IT
BLIND TO THE EYES
I CAME UP IN YA FACE
OOPS POW SURPRISE
NIGGERS MAKE ME SICK
WOOGIE BOOGIE NIGGER
WOOGIE BOOGIE
NOE IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME I HAVE TO GO HOME AND PUT SOME WATER IN BUCK NASTY'S MAMA'S BOWL
MAD REAL
they was setting these fruity picks
ALUMINUM
Rosie O'Donnell
SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE SHOULD BE WEARING DRAWS WITH DICK HOLES IN EM
>And you had sex with Katie
>You got that all wrong, I ain't had sex with Katie, Lysol had sex with Katie. I just filmed it
>No Tyree, you had sex with me too
>Correction, I had sex with Katie
>how much for the haircut nigga?
>eleven thousand dollars
kek
KATIE GOT SOME BIG ASS TITTAYS
Chappelle was truly ahead of his time.
GOT DAMN CHAWLY MURPHAY
YOU AS COLD AS ICE
THEY SHOULDA NEVER GAVE YOU NIGGAS MONEY
WIDE NOSE HAVING MOTHAFUCKA
DARKNESSES
I WROTE THIS SONG A LONG TIIIME AGO
WELL FOLKS, I DONT KNOW HOW TO APPROACH YOU ABOUT THIS, BUT IT SEEMS YOU'VE FORGOTTEN TO PAY YOUR BILL, I KNOW HOW YOU NIGGARS FORGET TO PAY THEIR BILLS
I'm closing down the studio. And to reopen it, imma need breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant
That was my favorite sketch in the entire show.
GOTTA GET THAT OIL
have any of you seen charlie murphy lately
he's about to die
NIGGA PLEASE, NIGGA PLEASE
THE NAME'S LEONARD WASHINGTON
I'M FROM A TOWN CALLED NONE OF YOUR GODDAMNED BUSINESS
The UN members would enforce the sanctions.
You're retarded and that's not how the UN works at all
I learned that white people dont use warsh clothes ...
ASHY LARRY
MARCY SON WHAT
BOY YOU ARE THE GODDAMN DEVIL
I JUST BOUGHT THIS BABY STRAIGHT CASH
I smell your lightsaber
I BOUGHT A CAR FO MY MOMMA
THEN SPENT THE REST ON PCP
Nigga look like a Compton eskimo
Loves his momma, loves PCP.
I HEARD OF TRIMMING THE HEDGES
BUT DAMN, YOU SCORCHED DA EARF
BREAK YO SELF FOOL
BUBBLEGUM, BUBBLEGUM
M
A
R
S
MARS BITCHES
RED ROCKS
YAAH YAAH
I AIN'T GIVIN YOU SHIET
YOU GON HAVE TO SHOOT ME FOR MY MONEY
TRUMP'S AMERICA NOW BOY
Notice he shot him below the waste as to avoid the attempted murder charge
When I watched the Rick James episode, my roommates and I all immediately understood that we were watching something really special. I actually knew, at the time, that it would be a meme that would survive for a good 20 years at least.
Next to that, one of the best things Chappelle ever did on the entire show was to topple this pitcher (caraffe?):
It's the SON that sells it
he such a contrarian
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DY-LAN
DY-LAN
DY-LAN
DY-LAN
DY-LAN
because I SPIT hot fire
YOU THINK MANDELA DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS
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Breasssst milllllk!
you make my daaaaaaaay!
YOU TOO CLOSE MON
You just reminded me that Dylan SPITS HOT FIRE. Which leads me to something pertinent.
Did Supa Hot Fire learn anything from Dy-lan?
IT'LL GET YOU DRUNK! YOU'LL BE FUCKING FAT GIRLS IN NO TIME. YOU MIGHT EVEN FIGHT A NIGGER OR TWO. M-MMMMMMMMM BITCH!
HAVEN'T YOU SEEN MY MOVIES?? THEY ATE ME, A FUCKING SHARK ATE ME
DRINK UP BITCHES
DUDE NIGGER HUMOR LMAO
this thread was great till you came in
SSSSSSSSSSSSKIP-IP
>tripfag
Sup Forums here to say that Chapelle is funny and you can fuck off
Nigger
reminder that Dave Chappelle, a COMEDIAN, quit comedy because he didn't like the way someone laughed at one of his jokes on set.
LET ME HOLLA ATCHA
LET ME HOLLA ATCHA
LET ME HOLLA ATCHA
LET ME HOLLA ATCHA
LET ME HOLLA ATCHA
OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL
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THIS IS NOT AN OPTION, NIGGA.
You bros ever listen to Neal Brennan's podcast? The episode with The Robot was fucking bananas. Nigga had some stories.
I miss the Champs
>YOU ARE NOW FUCKIN WITH THE CHAMPS
Most underrated podcast of all time.
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It's really sad when I'm reminded of back when Chappelle was counter-culture and said some controversial shit rather than just jumping on the media bandwagon like he's been doing recently.
People got up and walked out of his latest show because he's showing up drunk or high off his fucking gourd, dude needs to get his life together.
>Five greatest rappers of all time:
>Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan and Dylan.
>Why?
>Because I spit hot fire!
SILKY JOHNSON IS 100% RAT-ASS!
Your bitches look like a skittles box
I'd say the same about yours, except it looks like you at them already.
>Beautiful on the weekends does stunts for Little Richard in gay movies
>there will never be a 3rd season
I'M NOT ALIVE
I WROTE THIS BACK IN 95
Tupac, rest in peace.
OK, I WILL