Does Sup Forums cook? what can you do in the kitchen?

does Sup Forums cook? what can you do in the kitchen?

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Mac and cheese, uma delicia
Nachos in the toaster oven, uma delicia
Tuna noodle casserole, uma delicia
Chili with three cans of beans, uma delicia
Home fries and scrambled eggs, uma delicia

i can barely make an omelet because i'm a fucking manchild

i can put you in all fours and make you wish you were a girl

mexican stuff

i can make pasta

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I’m vegan so I’m forced to cook since it’s not as available.

Pasta & marinara with some veggies
Rice, soy sauce, tofu with sesame oil
Ramen with vegetable broth
Mexican rice, beans, guac, & flour tortillas
Lentil soup

steak
baked potatoes
burgers (ofc)
chicken and rice
stir fry
pan fried salmon
eggs
avacado toast

I nearly made bread catch on fire yesterday

I'm a jackass when it comes to cooking. I can only cook boil foods and microwave stuff

steak and rice
omelette
spaghetti with ham/sausage

UMA

i like making desserts

>stews
>lasagna
>pizza
>any traditional Scandinavian food (got around 450 recipes)
>casseroles
>salads
>pasta etc
>smoked meat/fish
And more.
I was lucky and had my grandmother teach me everything. She loved cooking and so do I.
I even built my own smoker, works great.

Pasta not much else

I hate frying so I bake most of the time.
Chicken
Potatoes
Potato Salad
Cheesecake

nice ett utedass

beans on toast
a delicacy

Litet litet för det kanske. 1.40m x 90 cm
Utedass har jag på andra sidan tomten.

i can put atria pizza to microwave and fry sausages on pan

beans and scrambled eggs on toast

we cooked a lot in the early 40s

I can cook most things. All I need is instructions and I'm set. It's not rocket science.
Last night I cooked a steak with fresh potatoes & homemade Bearnaise sauce and some salad.
Turned out great.
Seriously, if you can't follow simple recipes then how do you even function as a human being?

Λαχανοντολμαδες.

I can cook everything but cakes and sweet pastry.

you just stole that from the English. useless potato nigger

Almost everything except complicated desserts and meatloafish meals(i'm a woman tho).

How to make

pls be in warsaw

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breakfast:
oats and milk

lunch (if im bulking)
wholewheat tortilla with seeds, spinach, humous, cheese or egg and salad dressing

lunch (if not)
25g of sesame seeds and 3 eggs

mid afternoon meal
tin of mackarel

din dins
2 basic recipes:
either rice boiled in tumeric and vegetable stock, with paprika poured over it and mixed with boiled peas and carrots, + chicken of different recipe + brocolli

or

egg fried rice and chinese stuff (with the same ingredients cooked in a different way + cabbag and mushrooms)

occasionally i also make sandwiches with chicken and salad for dinner and occasionally i make pasta with chicken and pesto or other sauces.

late night meal
cottage cheese

r8 but don't h8

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What is this?

strange how people still bother to make food with ingredients when you can just buy food and eat it immediately. why waste your time like that?

i would only eat the springrolls desu
how are the others called? too much sauce

chicken seems too dry desu

nice looking salad btw

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>americans/europeans will never eat this wonder

those are called tacos, jorge

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peremech

Pretty much anything including baking. I've been making my own doughs since I could write.

I made lobster bisque last night and put smoked salmon on water crackers then spread a caper/paste on the salmon and brushed it with a little soy sauce.

A lot, this is soupe oignon from a few days ago

they look disgusting

I see tacos, tacos, tacos, chiles rellenos, guacamole and I don't know what the thing at the bottom left is supposed to be

Orange chicken

how does being my bang maid sound

Noodles with vegetables

Because ready cooked meals is
1. almost three times more expensive
2. less healthy
3. most of the time stale and boring
Cooking is fun as well.
And I can't buy moose meat stew with freshly picked mushrooms and herbs from a store...

Asparagus risotto

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avocado based sauce

cooking is fun and you can have restaurant quality meals at home.
its not hard to just follow a recipe and when you've made something once you'll remember how to do it on your own next time and since you know what its meant to taste like you can add or remove stuff as you like.
plus its cheaper. unless you have literally no free time whatsoever i don't see why you would eat ready-made meals.

I found them on a recipe website

Have any of you lads ever tried to cook for a girl?
A few years ago I had a date with an obese woman and promised to cook for her.
The problem was that I didn't know how to cook. In the end I decided that because she liked books about the history of medicine, that I would be cheeky and make beans on toast, but with various pills mixed into the beans. She took one spoonful and spat it out and accused me of trying to date rape her.
I fucking hate cooking man.

We improved it with scrambled eggs.

>tfw can cook but no one to cook for

Literally cook for my gf every night.
Before that I cooked for several dates.
Also cook at work sometimes, lot's of bbq and stuff when we work on site (construction)

You know I was going to say something mean like you're a cuck, but this isn't Sup Forums. So I'll just say I hope you're a good cook.

Well that's refreshing. Thanks.
And I hope so to, did work 3 years as a chef after all.

How did you start working as a chef? How did you learn?

Got a summerjob at a pub/restaurant here in town, worked six months as a dishwasher and then got hired.
Worked kitchen main (normal cooking, frying burgers etc) for about 3 months. The boss upgraded me to third main (more complicated stuff) and started teaching me.
Already knew a lot so it came easy.
Then I worked as second chef for 3 years.
You learn as you go.
I had no education in the field before.
(jävligt stressigt jobb är det däremot)

I can make a decent bolognese sauce, but it would probably trigger italians

>what can you do in the kitchen?
ur mom hueheuheuheuheueh

SOPA

I cook a lot of chink food because it's impossible to fuck up

I eat roast too because all I have to do is stick it in a crock pot for 8 hours

SOPA DE OVELHA

I EAT WHITE BREAD

Like an aioli or what?

Do you eat all of it?

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>potato mash with butter and meatballs
>falukorv (sausage) with pommes
>steak and sauce with green peas
>hot dogs and burgers
>pizza
>grilled meat and fish
Shit like that. I'm a simple man, don't need anything fancy.

that's a spread to be enjoyed by a few people

yeah

cringe

Nice
I'm making carne en su jugo, you might like it

I can cook pretty well but I'm too lazy.
Work 8-9 hours a day plus the drive home from wherever I've been working (contract welder) so I eat breakfast and lunch while working. Usually something simple like burgers or a salad when I'm feeling healthy. Mostly what's available in the nearby shops/burger joints.

After work I'm too damn tired to cook so I buy something from my favorite restaurant down the street (normal place, serves traditional food ) or just order a pizza etc.

On the weekends I sometimes spice things up and do a long cook that lasts a couple days.
Or just pig out completely and live off kebabs, pizza and beer.

Somehow I'm still in good shape.

Ah, I would like to learn, but yeah it doesn't seem great as a job.

Some people like it but I did not.
Literally on your feet the entire day, shouting, getting shouted at, running around in a hot kitchen.
It pays good but damn, I construction I work now is like a vacation in comparison.

it doesn't seem that much different from a pot roast

This one has green sauce, beans and bacon
You're not Muslim, right?

made some udon for dinner with homemade noodles

I'm not but I don't like pork