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It's alright.

t. Alberto Barbosa

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inês_de_Castro

They crazy as hell

t. billy bob aka bubba

One of the greatest nations in the world

Also they make twarny port which is delicious

Well, no one fucked around with D.Pedro after that.

nice country

nothing to really dislike about them, except their meme statistics.

Some sources say that after Peter became king of Portugal, he had Inês' body exhumed from her grave and forced the entire court to swear allegiance to their new queen: "The king [Peter] caused the body of his beloved Inês to be disinterred, and placed on a throne, adorned with the diadem and royal robes. and required all the nobility of the kingdom to approach and kiss the hem of her garment, rendering her when dead that homage which she had not received in her life..."

Shit forgot the >

We are suebi

Pedro Costa and devatating forest fires
That's all i know

Basically a north african country but in Europe.

beautiful country with best cuisine in the world and the most impressive empire relative to its size.

agree

don't forget most beautiful folk culture in the world

youtube.com/watch?v=9B-0jIwERv8

posting more gorgeous Portuguese culture

youtube.com/watch?v=druqggiRoQU

Our rednecks are pretty jolly and throw good, wholesome feasts tbqh

greatest ally

moortugal.

nice people, nice country, iberians bros. i love them CARALHO

>crazy
That's interesting, everyone hears this story in history class, and the girls all think it's very romantic

sureeeee Tyrone sure

Nice country with ugly people

Like Galicia but blacker

We have a lot of immigration from our former colonies, but you can´t laught either, madrid or barcelona are worse, not on london levels but in the same path.

...

Porto is literally the best city in Europe.

Eles são bom bois
It's a nice cunt

>madrid or barcelona

No one wants to live in those shitholes, but most companies are there so a lot of people don't really have a choice. It sucks.

>Bois
You know, that means bull in portuguese. But thanks, I also like Danes when theire not mean.

HA, that must've been my subconsciousness. I actually did knew. Carne de boi. Not what I meant tho'
Oh well, take it as a compliment, you Iberian bull. Boa noite e até logo amigo

Igualmente parceiro.

>Anglo and Luso sucking each other off
Nothing new here :^)

That's brasil

Portugal is proto-Brazil

our deep roots

youtube.com/watch?v=iEK3KmrjRIA

less then 56%, that can´t even find europe in a worldmap came to teach us what we are...

Thus spoketh the enlightened American

Pretty much this:
>The only 2 cities in the countries are Porto and Lisboa, the rest are too tiny to do something interesting
>portuguese girls are very ugly for european standards, but at least they're friendly and laugh easily
>Here people take soccer so far you can see people randomly starting a fight just for team related reasons
>in university you will pass the first year doing "Praxe", what is that? You get humiliated for the entire first year so that you can aspire to become the one that will humiliate in return after you get to the 3rd year.
>People are born rally racers, probably most skilled drivers after Finland
>it's made of 50% brasilian people 50% closed people with saudade
>It has nothing to do with Spain

Hope that summed it up for you.

t. Brazilian immigrant

>can´t even find europe in a worldmap
Pic. Nice try Spain's windshield. I've spent the last 5 years in Estonia working for Transferwise. You know where Estonia is? Most Southern Euros are too lazy to read a map.

Forgot pic

Preatty shit explanation.
Basically what said.

>I've spent the last 5 years in Estonia working for Transferwise
Oh, ok. That entitles you to dissect my country

>Portugal is Brazil because I only know they speak Portuguese in Brazil therefore Portugal is Brazil
>proceeds to accuse others of being too lazy to read a map

>t. non-white buthurted immigrant

Sorry tyrone
You can have allies too! Like Mexico or Israel!

We're also very patriotic for european standards and can't stand critic, as ,
and demonstrates

lel this

>be small kingdom on the edge of Europe
>no coast to Mediterranean
>no coast to Northern Sea
>surrounded by expansionist Castillans
>start a very costly reconnaisance mission as complex as the Space Race to explore the African coast and reach India
>Azores
>Cabo Verde
>Saint Tomé
>Príncipe
>Angola
>reach the African cape
>cross the thing
>Mozambique
>reach Ethiopia
>reach fucking India
>Goa
>establish a hegemonic maritime commerce from the Atlantic to the Indian ocean
>proceed into Asia
>reach China
>try to enslave Chinese, get killed, apologize
>Macao
>nearly convert a Qing emperor to catholicism
>reach Japan
>literally in the other side of the world
>Nagasaki
>negotiate with the Castillans, split the far west
>discover land in the far west
>Brazil
>acculture natives, bring in African slaves
>muh 6 million slaves
>the Castillans are proceeding deeper into the continent
>not good
>explore the Amazon Rainforest, the Plate River, the Sertão, the wetlands, the central plateau and the southern plains
>build massive colony
>have colonies and outposts in South America, North America, Maghreb, Sub-Saharan Africa, Middle East, India, Southeast Asia and the Far East
>have economic supremacy over the southern Atlantic and the Indian oceans
>manage to erect the tenth largest and the first global empire on unfavorable conditions

Ultimate hacker cunt.

even i dont believe that one

well that if fucking amazing burgerboy! you should be proud of yourself for that one.

keep your chin up!

Can I get the Portuguese colonies flag meme (topple all oppressors etc)

Socialist shithole killing any chance of earning a decent income due to insane taxing.
Political class too busy with filling their pockets and catering to dumb voters to remain in power, always ignoring the mid and long-term needs of the country.
Now they think tourism is the solution to all our problems and come up with measures that massively increase housing prices in central Lisbon and Porto. Hell, even peripheral areas are getting more expensive. As a consequence I waste 3 hours a day in transportation. Unfortunately, the rest of the country is too underdeveloped to progress with my career.

Don't listen to the rest of the portuguese idiots in this board. The only good things we have are nice weather and coast.
Saving money to move abroad in a few years. Fuck this place.

>The only good things we have are nice weather and coast.
And food too, I forgot to mention.

Unironically best country in the world

Best food, weather, educated nice people, good prices, just good, no defects

t. João on holidays in Rio de Janeiro

revolts in the colonies were led by either people from protected families (who could travel abroad, despite the embargoes) or just mercenaries.
this was at the hight of the cold war and both USA and URSS were investing a lot in this kind of stuff. Eventually civil war started, the rebels got some early momentum, but ended being push beyond borders (nearby satelite states would shelter them), exception to this was in Bissau were it was a stalemate favouring the rebels.

Shortly after a new president took over (we were a dictatorship, so it was a big deal), the military toppled the state. Since the army was lovestuck with comunism, all commie rebels got their respective territories given to them on a silver plate (which led to terrible civil wars betwen them and non-commie rebels).
Since there was no national, tribal or anything at all connnecting the rebels to the land they fought, they went for simple, ideology based imagery

Back home, we had a comunist reign of terror (persecutions, factory takeovers, etc) for about one year until a democratic counter-coup restablished the status quo. After that we spent all the saving from the dictatorship and contracted debt, so much we had to enter ECC to avoid bankrupcy. We've been taking more debt since, and that's pretty much it.

dunno why people are talking shit about this, other than the 50% brazilian banter it's all true

th-thanks

because women are literally insane

if you are autochthonous portuguese, you will score closely the same, we all do.

no, brazilians are always sucking your cocks dude. every youtube comment section about portugal has a bunch of HUEs talking about how proud they are of their portuguese ancestry

>muh we want more money, muh your big curvy nose

and there is a lot of envious brazilians talking bad thing about portugal too, the ones talking shit are the negroid and pardoids

Basically every single popular PT YouTube video. It's frustrating

i know

Come home, brother. Our population is dwindling. You're of the good kind

>import more mutts

No thank you. Only with comproved 100% ancestry of europe

Cute Iberianbro neighbor.
This.

not any different from Porto and Lisbon then

Thank you!
Well, yeah the brasilian thing was pretty inflated, but i've seriously met lots of brazukas in my life.
Not bad people or anything, they just love flashy things and cheap thrills, good for a while, but not everyday.

I'm a terrible Lusophile. I find Portugal enchanting, and love the language and the people. Meu país é um mundo Português.