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chadbol edition

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best series on YouTube at the minute desu
always been fascinated with proper nutters
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sophie

the girl at work with the fat gut and the ugly face offered to blow me round the back behind the bins

wales

Yorkshire.

the great britain

Blightey

doing a listen

good to see /brit/ threads reaching 310 regularly

cute girl with the cute ears and the cute giggle also does cute sniffles and coughs

just filter all posts containing the words cute, girl, ears and giggle
not confident enough to yet, probably going to though
not a virgin, wouldn't consider myself a beta either I'm just introverted
it's my blog I'll write whatever I want

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sometimes wonder if capitalism produces beggars as a means of removing surplus change from the economy (since carrying it is a disutility and you can get utility by imagining yourself as kind for giving money.)

what a goddess

pooing a this

marx was ancap

I heard she got raped and murdered in Japan

bitch

Where do you fall on the Chad scale lads? Reckon I'm about 75% Chad tbqh, definitely Chaddier than all of you spastics

Take her there then bin her.

how long have you known her lad?

i made a vietnam montage
not sure why
i sort of want to show it to my friends because i put a dece' amount of effort in, but if they ask "why did you do this" i have no idea what to say

theyll think im a weirdo

so i guess ill just be keeping it to myself then

wish the was a picture of this cute ear girl

got any good jokes?

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would laugh if some other non beta lad at your work gf'd her before you did

sue

Rolling to see the girl I'll smoke meth with.

Guarantee this girl isn't as cute as the Chinese-y girl with freckles I saw

You

My life

Post it on /wsg/, they'll appreciate it

defos bigger than you

I shagged a bird in a city park once
Nice try though

guarantee she is bang average 2bh

6/10 at best

nice lad

any chad virgins in

TONYA!.... hit and run isn't exactly badass.

Don't like telling people to off themselves but you definitely should

had some mcdonalds and some acne had already broken out

what the fuck do they put in there

I envy the deano lifestyle

>MissHannahMinx hasn't posted a video for 4 years
>Latest /r/MissHannaMinx post was 15 days ago

The power of tits

Have you heard the about the Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman, and the genie?

here, popular with the ladies, just volcel for ascetic reasons

>go on a 5 week job training program out of state
>other class is from different parts of the country
>two of the students give me a blowie on Wednesday
>I get drunk on Thursday and end up telling a lot of other people in the class

fast forward to Friday
>teacher: Okay, does anyone have any questions for me?
>one of the students: I have a question, but it's for user. Did you tell the whole class I sucked your dick?
>it becomes so quiet you can here a pen drop
>teacher forces her out of the room
>she has to apologize to the rest of the class

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Grease

the absolute state of your room
looks like a fucking bombs hit it
give your head a wobble, mate
you need sort yourself out

i have a pen, I have a bitch

a moth walks into a podiatrists office

since last Monday
I've worried about this, but she doesn't seem to have shown much interest in anyone else though. Only one other lad works with us who is around our age and he's gay.

ever since I was in school every girl I've fancied seems to have gotten a bf within weeks of me showing an interest in her though
why would I off myself when I could potentially have a cute gf with cute ears and a cute giggle

ireland

what makes ears cute

She wanted you to fuck her there and then.

Didn't happen

Can just imagine the type of provincial pond scum girls you lot are going after

>tfw were getting to the pont where some videos on youtube were uploaded a decade ago

weird feeling lads

heard about the burger king 9/11 memorial meal?

>YOU GET 2 FLAMING TOWERS AND A BIG APPLE CRUMBLE

How's Brexit working out for ye lads LMAO?!?!?!

I tried to watch Wonder Woman last night but the stream kept freezing every time she talked. I guess you could say I was Waiting for Gadot.

ha

no
no no no NO

not happened yet

i would die of shame if that happened to me, thats like something from the Inbetweeners

Are handsome quadroons a Jewish conspiracy to not get you laid?

saw some pikeys running out of asda with armfuls of alcohol

kis
em
ick

Reminder that Britain is so cucked you followed us into two wars that were sold as payback for 9/11

>searching for solution to things in old threads on forums
>"posted one decade ago"

Got cursed out by my professor and he told me he would do everything in his power to fail me in his class.
What should I do?

Adore this picture

pushkin was a quadroon

sounds like something americans would have, 11/9 is a big historical event for them

My account on the student room will be 10 years old next year

Reminder that for the rest of your life, everyone around the world will hate you for those wars.

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getting closer to 2018 lads

reading that made me anxious and I don't know why

alri paul

meow

milli vanilli

very bizarre and tragic

Fuck Japs

I have a virtual cat in Habbo Hotel that's 13 years old

>since last Monday
hnm might be time to ask her out. could also just let it develop into a workplace romance on its own though. depends on how often you work with her.

PPAP apple pen

absolutely smashed 2017 so far, one of the best years of my life

*bricks*

what jpop group is sue in?

Spent 3 months in Europe back in ought 8 and no one cared as long as you said you didn't like Bush

What's happened?

Alri faggito

Dont shit where you eat

>tfw no t'sais gf

absolutely despise autistics and retards. my entire sense of humour is based on wordplay and irony and nothing infurates me that when some braindead retard takes it literally and can't get it because their brains can't understand it

If you want to make a statement believable, just start it with "In America..."

black guy just overheard me say ooga booga where da whyte wimmin at

masturbated at least once a day since I was 13

I'm autistic and eggsceptional at word play! ^^

I really didn't care to be honest. Both of them were fat, and I'll never see any of those people again. They were very sexually aggressive. They invited me to their room for a threesome, but I turned them down.

As I was laying in bed that night, I just thought, fuck it, and went and accepted their offer of a blowjob.

Couldn't even remember telling people about it though.

I tried my best to avoid them for the next few days, although she sat only a short distance behind me

did a poo