When will we get a live action Aladdin movie?

When will we get a live action Aladdin movie?

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Jafar is gay

Jafar is gay

already been announced, catch up

Hivemind

Jafar is /ourguy/

>Jafar is gay

Are there any good or attractive middle eastern actors out there

Because most of the places that Disney could use as the setting for Agrabah have already been destroyed

No, so they always get spics or kikes instead

They will use Israeli kaffirs as usual :'(

More importantly,

Are there any good or attractive middle eastern pornstars out there?

are there any middle eastern actors out there besides le frog man?

>good
>middle eastern
Pick one, and only one.

>When will we get a live action Aladdin movie?
Hopefully never.
It is not needed.
The cartoon movie has aged well on its own.

Nasim Pedrad, Catherine Bell

I hope they'll use this one

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Nowhere near dark enough

fucking faggot

Who gives a shit

middle easterners are black though

Middle Easterners aren't niggers you idiot, most of them have even lighter skin

This qt would fit too

They could get Salma Hayek, I mean she's half Lebanese

But she's ugly and old as fuck

Kill yourself

Ben affleck ?

WE

>disney paints jasmine as very dark therefore middle easterners are all that dark

Middle Easterners that don't get exposed to the sun a lot, like princesses, tend to have light skin.

Also the actresses posted above are similar enough in skin tone.

she's not white though. jasmin has to be white to piss off the left

Dream cast:

Jasmine-Ana de Armas
Aladdin-Oscar Isaac
Sultan-George Lopez
Genie-the mexican guy from Ant-Man
Jafar-Riz Ahmed

She's a Jew, it would piss off the Arabs

Get rid of all the dirty spics like Isaac and Lopez

I dont care if there are Mexican actors cast, but not all brown people look the same ... Lopez and mexican people in general don't look Indian.

You can't.
Have jasmine not wearing a niqab will offense muslims. Have her wear one and a dozen of leftards will call you patriarchal cis scum and ruin your twitter promotional campaign.

Also if you do a modern adaptation, Aladdin would end up kill Jafar by blowing himself up because Genie would grant him 72 jasmines in paradise.

Jafar?

They're all hispanics except for Jafar, who would played by a muslim actor who's been bitching about being typecast as the villain. It's supposed to be a joke.

>Have her wear one and a dozen of leftards will call you patriarchal cis scum and ruin your twitter promotional campaign.

Nope. Leftists love the hijab and the niqab, they think it's empowering for women and that "Muslims are the real feminists". What a time to be alive.

brown "people" are interchangeable

In a modern adaptation Jasmine will rescue Aladdin, and Jafar will be an evil American spy.

Anytime your stupid raghead country feels like making one, Ahmed.

Jasmine : Salma hayek
Aladdin : Dev Patel
Jafar : John Turturo
Abu : John Boyega

In a modern adaptation Jasmine and Jafar would be white, Aladdin would be an african refugee and Genie would be a jewish woman.

Live action adaptation when?

Isn't jasmine supposed to be young? Salma Hayek is too mommy looking(I mean that in a good way of course)

Casting choice

its funny no one ever realizes half disney girls are pedo bait.

Which actress is hairy enough to play Jasmine?

What about this qt?

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Jasmine isn't dark you fucking idiot.

There is a French kino live-action version.

Aliya Jasmine for Jasmine

too fugly

Rami Malek

Jafar is gay

scarlett johansson

that chick is way too fucking old. jasmine is supposed to be a young qt. a sultan isn't going to wait until his daughter is fucking 40 to marry her off.

I feel like the whole world has gone crazy. who convinced everyone that old women are just as good as young qt's? and who convinced everyone that you are a disgusting ebil man if you think a 19 year old is hot? "you want a woman with experience!" wtf is happening. no wonder islam is getting so many new recruits, for all their faults at least they haven't forgotten how to deal with women like the rest of us

Nazanin Boniadi

>a sultan isn't going to wait until his daughter is fucking 40 to marry her off

Yeah because this movie is so realistic, and he is obviously going to marry her off to some street urchin xD

Also with some makeup she can look young enough

>praise Allah!

What did he mean by this?

Death to America.

jasmine should be a teenager or at the very oldest early 20's. not just for the sake of realism, the movie would be made for kids and teenagers. they aren't going to relate to a 45 year old princess. not to mention it's not a great way to continue the royal line to have post menopausal princesses married off. That's how you get no heirs, or how you get prince downy

Onli DiDi Hajid is hot enough to play her.

everyone is saying "no" to this post but I thought there was some really attractive (both male and female) middle eastern people out there? am I thinking of persia?

A lot of Lebanese and Iranians girls arw qts

I will never understand the obsession some women have with her
she looks like a model but she's not particularly amazing in any area. I've seen her interviews and she seems completely normal. do girls just relate to her more?

Dark enough for what? She's middle eastern.

Most Israelis and levantine arabs would pass for southern Europeans easily.

But what would be the SJW twist? Jafar was already gay

from my pov everyone was gay.

She's literally a 10/10 goddess.

I don't care if she's 65 if she's hairy enough.

bad poosi from GoT plays her

It's already about a bunch of durkas. That IS the SJW twist.

It should be directed by M. Night Shamamalaladdin

starring nicki minaj

not really

Soon hopefully. We need more middle eastern qtpies on the screen.

That chick from Tru Blood would have been a great Jasmine over a decade ago.

It's not a real Middle Eastern kingdom. Hell, Jasmine should be Persian but she's depicted as Arab. Might as well get some hot dusky chick.

>expecting historical accuracy from a fucking Disney movie
Remember when Hercules beat his love interest to death in a fit of Hera inspired madness? No?

>Have her wear one and a dozen of leftards will call you patriarchal cis scum and ruin your twitter promotional campaign.
Rightfully so but that won't happen because feminists decided that Muslim hatred of women is just fine.

>Also if you do a modern adaptation, Aladdin would end up kill Jafar by blowing himself up because Genie would grant him 72 jasmines in paradise.
kek

She's dark in the original movie pretty frequently. Later stuff lightened her to look more appropriately Persian.

does Jasmine look 15 going on 16 in the cartoon to you? Be honest.

She'll be portrayed as a teenager but played by someone around 25.

Aladdin was CHINESE

STOP CULTURAL APPROPRIATION

it's a bit hard to tell how old she looks in the cartoon to me. but i would put her under 30 for sure. though now that i think about it the story makes a lot more sense if she's an old hag of 35-40 years old. a princess would be much more likely to go for a street urchin if she's a blown out roastie. no prince is gonna want any of that when there are 16 year old princess virgins out there.

She's supposed to be 15 but she looks to be in her early to mid 20's to me.

Hard to tell because Disney designs have crazy sexual dimorphism anyway. The princesses are practically a different species from the other characters. (Not a complaint, just an observation)

No princess would stay unmarried for that long. They were getting married in their teens, if Jasmine was in her early 20s or something then it would make sense that her father keeps bitching about marrying her off because by that point it's getting late by the standards of the time.

She's wearing a belly dancer outfit in a Muslim kingdom. Real historical comparisons are of no use here.

ya your right that does make sense. though, like you said they were getting married in their teens(shit they still do over there) so her father could be complaining even if she was only 17

It wasn't a Muslim kingdom, though.

>Praise Allah
>Ambiguously Turko-Persian-Arab fantasy architecture everywhere
>A fucking jinn

>scarlet johannson as jasmine

They explicitly mention Allah. Plus, "Arabian Nights"....

I want this to happen. Have her wear an outrageously long black wig and a really deep obviously fake tan. Go full blackface with it.

she got some fake tits put into her

pretty much ruined her for me
obliviously would still smash

I wasn't aware of a specific mention of Allah, my fault. But Arabian culture did exist before Islam, you know.

soon

Disney World just covered up the park Jasmine from head to toe recently so don't expect the live action Jasmine to look hot i any way.

RIP Disney park Jasmine

They'll cover her midriff screencap this

Hey guys

Are there any good looking middle eastern pornstars?

shes just wearing her street clothes on the left.