What's the best Kubrick film?

What's the best Kubrick film?

none, they are all pretentious garbage with forced pauses and artsy bullshit that was clearly product of not knowing what to do.

The Moon Landing

That's it, is there anything or anyone that Sup Forums actually likes? The majority of threads seem to be spent shitting on something.

You forgot "... and why is it Barry Lyndon."

"Hitler was right about almost everything" - Stanley /ourguy/ Kubrick

My favorites are Paths of Glory and Dr Strangelove, though I totally understand if someone thinks another is technically a better movie.

Eyes Wide Shut

this

a clockwork is thumblr bait
metal jacket and shining are reditt bait

stranglove, lyndon and eyes wide shut are kino

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This, Barry Lyndon is Kubrick's finest and incredibly his most humane and universal film

Here is my favorite directors. Pls r8

>kubrick
>scorsese
>spielberg
>polanski
>nolan
>tarantino
>fincher
>scott

This or The Shining. My reasons are almost totally based on personal preference, though -- I think you could make a good argument for almost any of his films.

2001

pretty g8 t8st m8

you know I actually know this is bait

but I do like and enjoy most of these directors works
guess I am a turbo pleb

Let me guess. You do not know any other directors beside these mainstream piece of shieeets.

watch more movies/10

objectively: dr. strangelove

Don't buy into Sup Forums's elitism. Popular =/= bad

My personal favorite is A Clockwork Orange because I love the look of the film, I love the message about how society creates it's own monsters and I love Malcolm McDowell.

Nothing wrong with liking those man, but you aren't a very serious movie fan. Again, each of those directors brings something to the table, the top half more than the bottom half, but just be aware that there is so much more and honestly better out there. Like what you like and always strive to expand your taste

I will always love Spartacus the most.

Strangelove.

This

Barely a Kubrick joint

Eyes Wide Shut or 2001

>baiting this hard

I can't believe people would call the director of Strangelove pretentious.

Strangelove or Full Metal Jacket

This

Yeah boy

The Killing

Barry Lyndon

this is not even a contest, however

>perfect tier
2001

>almost perfect tier
dr. strangelove
paths of glory
barry lyndon
eyes wide shut

>better than 90% of films tier
full metal jacket
a clockwork orange

>good but doesn't have much to do with Kubrick, he was hired at the last moment so is just a regular film tier
spartacus

>Stan, what the fuck where you thinking? tier
lolita
and the rest

Barry Lyndon

FMA

2001

Hate the shining, don't get what people see in it.

>most universal film
unless you're a nog or a woman

>perfect tier
>completely redundant HAL 9000 plot

Best answer

Where are Dreyer? Mizoguchi? Greg Lansky? Sokurov?

Barry Lyndon or Dr Strangelove.

>baiting this hard by saying "baiting this hard"
you are the bait, and is right you faggot

>All these plebs haven't seen The Killing
Smh tbqh senpai it's his only decent flick

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[distant but uproarious laughter]

Pretty sure it isnt clockwork orange.just watched pretty shit movie considering i read book and 150page book isnt that hard to tell but he cut most of book

>tfw you look like kubrick
If I ever get invited to a Halloween costume party or something, I'm going as him.

true words from a wise user

What's the point to adapt books if all we have to do according to autists is to copy paste everything that was in the book and make it a movie? Why we just don't ask robots to adapt books? They would do a much better job.

he was really poor in this film tho

his monologues were cringe

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I'm latino and it's my favourite Kubrick film

Patrician pick right here

it would be if it had the original ending

he exactly did what you said though but in a shitty way

The only important part of the book he changed was the ending. There's honestly nothing wrong with not straying too far away from the source material.

OFFICIAL KUBRICK MOVIE POWER RANKINGS brought to you by Sup Forums

1. 2001: A Space Odyssey
2. Dr. Strangelove
3. Barry Lyndon
4. Clockwork Orange
5. Eyes Wide Shut
6. Full Metal Jacket
7. The Killing
8. The Shining
9. Paths of Glory
10. Lolita
11. Spartacus

>implying Kubrick isn't a top 5 director of all time and has ever made a movie that's even close to just average

What matters more is that he never made a bad one. Not even a mediocre one. From first to last they are exceptionally high-quality.

2001: ASO is objectively his best work