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listening to jamie xx sleep sound edition

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Have a choon lads. It's on the house.

babestation

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>voice note sent to uni flat group chat after his food was stolen
right then which one of you was this?

Why do trust fund babbies who are kept away from the family business because they are retarded have to show off so much how useless and rich they are? Does this have a name? Bilerian syndrome?
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sick theres a polski sklep down the road
pierogis everyday henceforth

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found the drunk gf in the hallway

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

lads... I found Nirvana

Ancient greece was obsessed with small penises because they where all nonces.

the gf

Thoughts?

pretty desu

How long do edibles take to kick in?

Post bajeen.
Post bajeen.

30 to an hour, also they are like 5x more potent than any other amount you can consume even wax/dabs

maybe an hour, creeps up a little bit over the time before completely fucking you

30 minutes to an hour to kick in, two or three hours until peak

flat earth is real

blow your brains out

why

helicopters are fucking awesome

just a gimmick

>implying someone that believes in flat Earth even has a brain

the American southwest

lad of the match: jack wilshere

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peak kino

ate 3 granny smith apples consecutively

perfect looking woman desu

Would love to have a gf lads. And you?

Opinion of Coptic weebs?

Believe this is racist.

t. Gerry Bomb McDonegal

Missed the game, how was it?

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Got some new headphones today lads. Pic related.

back from the club lads waheyy

Did you dance with any cuties?

I'm gonna masturbate to thicc lesbians

yeah a few but not interested in thots

did have a good half hour conversation in the smoking area with my soon to be future gf (she doesnt know it yet)

Hit a cat on my way to work this morning. Was wearing a collar and all

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Poor cat. Did you stop to get the number off the collar?

>france
>civilised

No. I sped up to hit it. I wasnt gonna stop to check if it was okay lmoa

>yanks call fish and chips 'fish fry'

LOL

hello lads

what>

>thots
yank cunt

we call them fish and chips though

I haven't had a day off in September yet

get with the latest lingo old man

Alri labourist

Might digitize my vinyl collection lads. That's a lot of dadrock mp3s.

>tfw F-18 flying overhead in preparation for riverfire tomorrow night

humans make some cool shit desu

Im calling bullshit. You call chips "french fryers"

no you don't

terrified of the real world desu

>airforce flew planes over the stadium at my highschool football games

it takes forever

cool mate your medal is in the post

what a fucking waste of money

The only real difference between NEETDOM and wageslavery is that you have enough time as a NEET to think about how you're wasting your life.

>In the United States, the dish is most commonly sold as "fish and chips", except in Upstate New York and Wisconsin and other parts of the Northeast and Upper Midwest, where this dish would be called a fish fry. Despite the name "fish and chips", and the US meaning of "chips", the dish is served with French fries (much thinner than British chips). In the southeastern United States, a common form of cuisine is fried catfish with French fries, accompanied by coleslaw, pickles, raw onion slices and lemon slices.
if you were an american you might unironically say something like "I want to order fish and chips with no french fries"
we use it as the name of that specific dish

>Hello welcome to Mack Donalds AmericaĀ®. What would you like today
Lemme get uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh one French Fryers please
>Would you like to Supersizeā„¢ that?
Yes please

women need to stop grabbing my hand on the dancefloor and trying to push up against me

literal sexual harassment

mental how yankified the philippines are, makes sense considering it used to be part of america

lol what a faggot

well theres that but theres also not having to do any boring difficult confusing work hours on end every day

same with canada except they weren't a part of america

screaming

same with australia except you aren't part of australia

love annihilating brainlets who think they know more about my country's culture than i do

One time i was at a club with my normie friends and we were having fun dancing on the df and some girl started grinding on me and it made me really uncomfortable tbqh. Not long after that some fat gook sat next to me and was trying to get my attention and she ended up being quite rude to me when i asked her to stop.

reckon american girls are the cutest

absolute mess of a post
I won't think any less of you if you delete it out of shame

snow yank humour everyone

>your country
>culture
Wait a minute...

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which america?

Not bent btw. Just incel

writing my doctoral thesis on the cuckio meme. my advising professor was absolutely furious when he found out

jokes on you i was only pretending

Doesn't the day-to-day of not working become insufferable after a while though? Sure, you technically have all that "freedom to read great literature and go on hikes and stay fit" and all that, but most NEETs live very regimented lives. And leisure activities would become so routine that they stop being fun.

unironically half-yank half-leaf, your jibes do not hurt me

two wrongs don't make a right

>Not bent btw. Just incel

two shur up s don't make a fuck off f except it does ayou FUCKING Y ANK

baffling post

Fuck off leaf

I missed it as well, but I know >we won and Jackie boy was man of the match
Might download it later

who the FUCK posts comments on porn videos? just dont get these people

aways ask this to myself

australia is literally america britain is literally america ireland is literally america new zealand is literally america south africa is literally america with less black people how about you people just fucking kill yourselves already i've had enough of the shit this general has given me i've only provided quality gimmicks and every actual british person here loves me but none of you fucking yanks and desert yanks and elf yanks fucking appreciate me and i've had fucking enough i'm done with this general fuck off australia fuck off new zealand fuck off america hope all your countries get fucking nuked by kim jong un yourcountries are fucking useless and i hope you die fuck off you absolute cunts you've contributed nothing fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off

who the FUCK reads comments on porn videos? just dont get these people

I read it all the time, it's funny

So hot mmm i love u i cu. Ovdr n over watching ur videos