Oh user, look at all these delicious mussels

>Oh user, look at all these delicious mussels
>Can't wait to eat them!
>and your muscles.... rawr
>you really know how to Treat Thai Women!

Do they have penises?

Mussels do not have penises.

>no fries
Shit tiet meal

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Business Idea: buy cheap thai gfs in bulk and koreanize them to sell at a much higher cost

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>no diced shallots

waste of a perfect raw oyster

What are these? I don't think I've had them but I love all shellfish.
I don't normally put anything on my oysters except just a little lemon or lime but that actually sounds like a decent idea. Would try/10. Using cocktail sauce on raw oysters should be punishable by summary execution. I just can't even believe there are people out there who would do such a thing.

Sea Snails innit

looks so dry

agreed. over here they'd be served in a lemon/butter juice with toast and beer

that shit's addictive, you literally cannot stop eating

this. or the moules frites

Yeah man lemon/butter is all those little bastards need. I could eat a ridiculous number of them in one sitting, too.

>?

It's thailand

i hope this is a meme or something

She's a big guy

(you)(you)
(you)(you)

what the fuck

You don't know the mighty moules frites pleb ?

>Thai
>Women

Bet she's got a sexy vulva

>mfw ate mussels in pasta with lemon butter cream sauce last year

Might be a seasonal dish, they didn't have it on the menu when I went there on my birthday 6 months later.

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Stop making me hungry, Australia

Are those Manila clams?

Last time I tried a Manilla clam it hurt to pee for a week.

hot tranny is my weakness

at least you don't have to bribe the police like me

molluscs is so disgusting, I don't get how people can prefer it over fish or crustaceans, it literally tastes like slimey saltwater mixed with rotting fish.

see but thats exactly the texture and flavor combination my pallet enjoys on occasion. its all a matter of taste.

>Women

Mussels are really delicious
However, scallops are my favourite