How can I be more like him?
How can I be more like him?
start with going to the most feral parts of africa for a few years.
fuck your sister, and live like a murderhobo
mmmh...nootka...hn...
be veeeeeery careful
that finale really sucked
Get some sick tats bro XD
Fuck your sis and yo stepmomma
purchase a white horse and ride it menacingly around town
>tfw no grunting big guy who has use for me
You mean how can you be more in control of you life? Because the way he is portrayed, is like a man who is at all points completely in control of everything.
*takes your alcohol*
mine
mhmm
mm nootka
the americans
mm powder
mmm my ship
nootka
BRACE
be very careful... mmm... with what you're about to say
mm
the whole show. literally nothing happened and those gay brit dialects but people here pretend to like it because "memes" and "big guy" and general autism about anything which has to do with history
>It's not me, everyone is pretending!!!
mhmm
develop egg eating skills
Step 1: find some ghost friends
mhmmmm
step 2: get a neat hat, if you're short get a taller hat
this right here. It felt like he was supposed to die at the end while taking india down with him and fucking the crown but then they decided to make more seasons and came up with a shitty story to go with that.
nootka nootka
don't forget to put a white guilt plot in goy, and we was kangz
How To Be More Alpha for Dummies:
Stop trying to be more alpha.
>complaining about having an abolitionist character on a tv show where slavery is a large component of the plot
gb2 pol drumpftard
What music should I walk angrily to? I don't just wanna take his, but I'd like something similar if possible.
Also, should I play the angry walking music in headphones or should I get a boombox so everyone can hear what I'm angrily walking to?
>decided
yeah its not like they planned him getting all indian after the 'prequel' first season
you fucken yoyo
when?
now
hmmmhm
Be very careful now....
>i have use for you horse
>wake up wearing biggest shit
>trip over it and fall don stairs
>eat hard boiled eggs in one bite with gloves on
>choke on dirt
>light fire on foreshore
>get ticket
>tell local criminals they are now my crew of the damned
>get stabbed
>eat pigeon shit
>get giardia
>try to spirit fuck my sister
>get nose bleed and pass out
>kill hookers daughter
>get locked in tower
my hat must not be big enough
find uses for people
What movie is this
It's from The Chronicles of Nootka: The Company, Crown, and mhmm
...
post the gif lol
be
veeery
careful
now
...
Mad Nootka: Fury Mhmmmm
Jesus christ Sup Forums
is this a real clip?
mhmm
I have a use for this gif
Wtf even is this?
>just trying his best to be helpful
>literally just poisons one person
>abandoned by friends
who /braceface/ here
Put razorblades in your armpits when you go for a walk
I play this on my phone's speakers when I go to get a Subway
It was a kindness
Tell me about Delaney! Why does he wear the hat?
Be very careful now... Hmm...
Study this and become a grunting master.
I can't believe I'm laughing with this.
I prefer the "I have a use for you" over the "Be very careful" tbqh.
Hmm
I'm up to episode 7 and it was the best episode so far imo.
FUCKING AMERICANS
Fucking India
Lotta loyalty for an EIC man!
Was sinking the Influence part of his plan?
>Nails slaves into the hold
>they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother
A big mhmm hat
>they expect 150 of us in the mmhmm wreakage brother
ftfy
Strange - Godfrey, I’m EIC
Atticus – Don’t worry, no charge for them
Strange – And why would I want them?
A – They were trying to ship your prize, they work for the top hatted man.
S – Delaney?
S – Get em on board, I’ll send a smokesignal
(cut to ship on the Thames)
S – The manifest I just filed with the Honourable East India Company lists me, my men, Mr.Godfrey here, but only one of you!
Plank is extended
First one to talk gets to stay on my schooner!
S – (grabs one of the hostages)WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB MR.GODFREY? (throws a rock in the water, fires flintlock) HE DIDN’T SWIM TOO GOOD
S- (Grabs other hostage) TELL ME ABOUT DELANEY, WHY DOES HE WEAR THE HAT? …LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED SAILOR
Large Hatted Man – mhmm
S – at least you can mhmm, who are you?
Delaney – It doesn’t matter who we are, what matters is who owns Nootka
S – If I take that hat off of you, would you die?
D – hmm
S – Was getting caught part of your plan?
D- Of course! The Crown rejected our plan in favor of yours, we had to find out what Godfrey told them
Godfrey – NOTHING, I SAID NOTHING
Leave the wheat alone
To be honest, this is my favorite meme right now.
Props to you, user. I mean it!
and this is why there are no directors in Sup Forums
>throws a rock in the water, fires flintlock
mhm
>tfw your waifu gets killed off
I loved the acting in the show. Everyone pretty much did a fantastic job.
The narrative though just floundered around and went no where. Delaney was a pure gary stu mastermind until the end and even then he got everything he wanted other than his sister offing herself.
Felt like it needed a few more episodes or something.
You seriously waifu'd her? she was the nastiest bitch I've seen on tv in a long time
I was so happy when she was shot.
>2017
>not waifuing literal whores
delete this
what the hell is there to watch now this is over?
Just started Legion. Looks pretty good so far.
>gruntposting is dying
it's not fair bros
...
it was short but sweet
Mmhmm, good day
>>kill hookers daughter
But he didn't. Did you not watch the show?
unironically THIS
and buy yourself a hat. not fedora tho
>wake up
>feeling hungry
>stomp down the stairs like I'm carrying two fat children under my arms
>cook an egg
>hard boil it
>take it up stairs whilst trying to peel it with gloves on
>sister is in her nightgown going into the bathroom
>"What you looking at?"
>"Take off that dress?"
>"What?"
>"TAKE OFF THAT FUCKING DRESS!"
>"Piss off user"
>Look from side to side staring at nothing in particular
>stomp off into room with the whole egg in my mouth
>chomp down
>egg splurts down my t-shirt
>stare at the stain
>walk into parents room
>they're still asleep
>hover over at mothers side until she wakes up
>"W-what is it user?"
>"I have a use for you...."
>"Hmmm?"
>I point at the stain
>"Oh for fuck sake, just put it in the laundry basket"
>she turns over to face dad's back
>I quickly grab her shoulder
>flip her round to face me
>lean in close
>"Be...very...careful...hmmm?"
>stomp off out of the room
>I pick up my a hat my mother wears and push it forward at an angle
>it isn't even a top hat
>"Now, how is my powder doing..."
>Large Hatted Man – mhmm
I laugh at the stupidest shit. Goddamn.
I haven't watched this. Does Tom Hardy really grunt this much?
Check the post above yours.
Hmm mhmm
FASTER
was it kino?
The kinoist gruntkino so far, based gruntman
Did nobody look at this picture before sharing it with the world and think, damn not only is this a terrible picture, it also makes Hardy look extremely short.
Why nail the slaves in the hold? Who are they going to tell? How could they possibly even know it's an EIC ship in disguise?
Mmmmmm Nootka SOUND, be very careful now anons... I may have a use for you.... Mmmm *blows powder*
*gets wet*
*mumbles in african*
*eats egg*
*gets slapped and anger fucked by husband*
The Elite are all about transcendence and living forever and the secrets of the universe and they want to know all this; some are good, some are bad, some are mixed. But, the good ones don’t ever want to organise, the bad instead are the ones that organise, because they lust after power. Powerful consciences don’t want to dominate other people, they want to empower them, so they don’t tend to get together until things are really late in the game, then they come together. Evil is always defeated, because good is so much stronger. And, we’re on this planet and Einstein’s physics showed it, Maxwell’s physics showed it, all of it, that there is at least twelve dimensions, and now that’s why all the top scientist and billionaires are coming out saying it’s a false hologram, it is artificial. The computers are scanning it and finding tensions points where it is artificially projected and gravity is bleeding in to this universe, that’s what they call dark matter. So, we’re like a thought or a dream that’s like a wisp in some computer program, some god’s mind, whatever. They’re proving it all, it’s all coming out. Now, there’s like this sub transmission zone below the third dimension that’s just turned over the most horrible things, which is what it resonates to, and it’s trying to get up into the third dimension, that’s just a basic level consciousness to launch into the next levels. And our species is already way up to the fifth, sixth dimension consciously, our best people. But there is this big war trying to like, basically destroy humanity, because humanity has free will, and there is a decision to which level we want to go to.