OFFICIAL R******* @ COIWBOYS TNF GAME THREAD #2

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eagles fans not welcome

H-Hol up

sup

And thus begins the Cowboys unlikely journey to the Super Bowl........since Jerry just bought them tickets

What's a computer lol xD

What's a computer?

just lose you fucking cuckboys so we can clinch

>eagles fans welcome
Well if you say so...

Jesus Christ the foreskins defense right now

>eagles fans not welcome
Thread is literally nine million eagles fans memeing

That touchdown might be enough to win the game.

What's a gender?

Sorry, m8, but DEM BOYZ are the anime team of the league.

I know they're inevitably gonna collapse but I'm enjoying the ride while I can

At least we get the ball back at half, r-right guys?

le 56% no computer mulatto commercial strikes again

cmon dallas lose

>Eagles fans not welcome
IT'S NOT FAIR

Pick 1 thread, currently 2.

Wentz has the best grill

>implying

...

whats a touchdown?

HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP

He has a new girl.

>fight finish faith
>just says faith
Really makes you think

Wentz' girl really is a far superior qt3.14

Christ skip, take the dick out of your mouth

The last digit in my post is how many games the Eagles win in the playoffs

The second digit in my post is how many rings the Cowboys have

i swear to god if this becomes a meme

this will be a long game, isn't it?

I heard Matt Ryan will be wearing nambla sponsored Nike's

You got this!

>Believing the NFL isn't rigged.

Jerry had to pay up bigtime for this win.

>American kids are so unwashed they need washing machines at school

We're doomed.

hol up I don't need no book readin nigguh

theyre both pretty ugly actually, but at least Dak's girl looks like she puts in an effort

>Dedskinz

unfortunately

It's been a meme since that commercial first aired

Aw, really? She seemed like such a good reflection of his down to earth persona.

Damn R******* are garbage senpai

>I'M DA JOKAH BAYBEE

Wentz's a girl a cute
Dak's girl a trap?

>finally play on a field that isn't garbage
>get injured
The absolute state of the racist names

>Putting an effort to look good
>For shooting clay pigeons with a pump shotgun

>Want to make a grilled cheese sandwich, but microwave isn't working.

*sigh*

>moses heemed

I wish Bill Callahan would put out a new album already.

Wentz girl looks like a sweetheart. Daks girl looks soulless

use the oven m8

What IS a computer, though?

WTF

God damn Satan fire up the stove

How bad is a pint of vodka a night?

Spotted the faggot

Lightbulbs satan

>wanting a woman who doesn't put effort into her appearance and enjoys masculine hobbies like shooting
sounds like you'd prefer a boyfriend over a girlfriend, fagtron

When will the R****INS learn they have a 100 year curse on them? Only way to break the curse is a name change.

>Middle class black family buying Christmas gifts for their kids
Why must commercials lie to us?

Real thread. OP is too upset about eagles here

Do you have a toaster oven? That's what I used after my microwave broke, unfortunately for me I can't use it anymore because the last steak I made for stuck in it and I can't get it out.

Daks girl looks like the kind of girl who asks to be barebacked but pull out, but then wraps her legs around him right before finishing.

Come on Satan just throw it on the burning souls of the damned for 3 minutes

Is there anything more American than a nigress shopping at walmart to 2008 rap?

>attracted to some tomboy with the body of a 12-year-old boy
>calling other people faggot
lol

who listens to u2 anymore

>OP is upset about Eagles
keeps me up at night

whats a microwave?

The Redskins are fucking pathetic.

Nigger that thread is 20 posts, dead thread, use it to replace this one when this one is ded

>cousins

LMFAO the absolute state of washington

JESUS CHRIST

Let's get ready TO FUMBLLLLLLLLLLLE.

>Kirk Cousinsfucker

This game is over

Why aren't they using the memecam as much as they were the last few weeks?

HAHHAHAAHHA

This game feels like a retard trying to beat a cripple

>Cousins

Fucking pathetic.

>it's one of those games

B...b...but spuh told me the Cowboys suck.

>mfw watching the redskins

I'd like to rim Cousins no homo

>Shitskins

I thought they were better than this.

its honestly a better camera angle desu

The Redskins suck more.

>redskins
cousins doesn't want to get paid

wait wait wait
HOL UP HOL UP

That's game.

Why must the Redskins be so dissapointing...

Fuck this game

>Want to celebrate a few days early
>Can't happen because Kurt Coupons fucking sucks

Come on redskins

The Cowboys look like crap and somehow the Deadskins are even worse

shitskins suck more

I want to die

It's the Redskins, m8. It would be like slapping a child and claiming you're a badass.

Which one is which?