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First for Bobby

Fuck, I can't tell if these are shopped or not anymore

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How long until the new season?

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So how do you think it's gonna end?

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>Audrey is a human Sourpatch Kid
>James has an IMAX forehead
>Coop is secretly an asshole, he didn't want Laura to take the ring in FWWM
>Dr. Jacoby is pretty fly for a white guy
>Deputy Brennan is a cuck, probably raised Dick Tremaine's kid

The cast is dead or really old, why did Lynch wait so long to do this?

a few months

reddit

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I'm into S2 and I kind of fucking hate this show, the only stuff I enjoy is Agent Cooper and everything at the police dept.

I thought this scene was funny as fuck though.

youtu.be/Y_JutJRMSrc?t=54

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Finally an unshooped pic of James

how did they coordinate that?

>just fucking flail about i dunno

One of my favorite parts of the film, thanks for posting this

>Coop is secretly an asshole, he didn't want Laura to take the ring in FWWM

Wait what

that's actually quality oc, breddy gud

Once I'm done watching TP and the movie, I'm gonna start on a Twin Peaks X-Files crossover fanfic.

And no Denise/Scully shipping. Fuck off

*sucks some helium*
*starts singing some gay shit*

JUST YOU

Abject truth: Only redditors and tumblrites hate James

AND MEEEE

Can you explain why you like James? I don't hate him really but he was pretty dull

I have been asking for years about this scene but no one can give me a proper answer. Is it bobbies alphaness that mAKES EVERYONE BACKWARDS CANDE AROUND HIM? the fuck is going on i love lnych

James was a whiny faggot who was in love with a whore. Fuck off James Marshall.

>very gay
>stupid looking face
>awful singing voice
What CAN he do

>that one scene where Donna sees him kissing Maddy and he freaks out and smashes her shit running after her

kino I laughed so hard

Oh hai guize

One of the best scenes in Twin Peaks. If you dislike this scene you are complete and utter fag.

Damn

Why the fuck are you still watching then? Probably because you want to fit in once season 3 starts. Get lost.

Go back to Facebook

Definitely one of the funniest scenes, that's for sure

I admire the 50s-esque biker archetype portrayed through Lynches visions of nostalgia and reminiscence of simpler times. He serves as a basis for the projection of youthful naïvety through expressed throughout the younger characters.

James was a hopeless and lone kid who fell for the highschool honey.

>had four girls want his cock throughout the series
>unusually attractive face
>unique singing voice
He's already defacto better at what you can do.

Alright I get that, and I do think his character was especially necessary in season 1 but man they fucked him in season 2

Go back to /got/

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I only finished S1 like 2 days ago.
I was hoping it'd actually lead to something but the show is played incredibly generically.

soo is the missing pieces worth watching?

who is this? Dick and Hank?

YUP

so tight. i wish Lynch gave every single actor a scene like this - i met Charlotte Stewart (Bobby's mom) IRL and she was great.

yeah, if you liked FWWM - it has a lot more Bowie and even reveals some shit about the present time.

wtf, fuckin Dick looks great man

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Who do you think's aged best?
Bobby looks like he had a meth habit
Andy looks like a grizzled old man but has a better hairline than in the show
Lucy doesn't look any different
James looks surprisingly ok

>Donna's awkward youngest sister who showed up in one scene to sing while wearing a princess dress and a tiara

How does Lynch pick so perfectly every time? it's like a superpower

Honestly I think everyone in this video has aged pretty well. Bobby looks good with the white hair and james seems to have grown into his forehead at some point

James is going to be a cop this season.

Season 2 when?

Pretty.

He has great taste in women.

Somebody post 2017's pic of Audrey, Shelly, Laura and any other girl from the series

Also, which characters are confirmed to NOT appear this season?

Mark Frost will probably actually do this

From the surviving original cast, notable actors not to return include Piper Laurie (Catherine Martell), Lara Flynn Boyle (Donna Hayward), Michael J. Anderson (The Man from Another Place), Joan Chen (Josie Packard), Michael Ontkean (Sheriff Harry S. Truman), Eric Da Re (Leo Johnson), and Heather Graham (Annie Blackburn).

Did Miguel Ferrer get all of his scenes shot before his death?

its on showtime? does this mean they can say fuck now?

yes

I hope they don't get carried away with sex, violence, and language, just because they are on Showtime now. Part of the original's charm was due to the restrictions network tv put on it.

I'm really sad about Truman and The Man from Another Place. Why isn't Lara Flynn Boyle going to be involved? Is the actress who played Donna in FWWM going to play her or just no Donna? Sorry I'm out of the loop with cast news

agreed but i like how bobby said fuck a few times in fwwm. really fits his character.

yeah like wtf. truman is one of the main niggas.

The girl who played Donna in FWWM isn't back either.
She's either been recast entirely or dropped as a character.

>Why isn't Lara Flynn Boyle going to be involved?
Because she looks like somethething from the bottom of the sea.

As far as we know, no, Donna isn't there at all. A shame, I liked the FWWM girl actually.
I have no idea who Chrysta Bell is, but in that brief clip I LOVE how she talks/her body language. If her character is like that she'll fit in perfectly.

Yeah I knew she was looking pretty bad but damn. Maybe she has been recast again and they're keeping it quiet

He was supposed to appear but that guy retired from acting, pretty sad

>oh, you're sad because a girl at your high-school got brutally raped and murdered? Bobby, when I was your age, I left school to bullseye gooks from a helicopter in the middle of some god forsaken peninsula. Don't tell me you have it hard because you killed a man over a bag of laxative. You can act sad when you have to leave behind the lady-boy you fell in love with and made passionate steamy love to in a collapsing bamboo shack, just like I did. You think I felt good about firebombing his chink village and watching our fuck-hut burn to the ground? We were going to build our lives together there, Bobby! You know what? Fuck you. Get the fuck out of my house.

Apparently Bell is his muse

Chrysta Bell sang the song at the end of Inland Empire (not the credits one)
youtube.com/watch?v=0IX-zOoB6IY

nooo

Lucy is a MILF

>realizes that if Laura takes the ring BOB will kill her and he'll have to go to Twin Peaks and get stick in the Lodge

Huh, not bad.

Why do his movies always look so low budget when they aren't?

More like Lara Flynn Boil, amirite?!

Imagine they took some influence of the Lovecraft/Nihilism themes from True detective season 1, that would be awesome.

Because IE was shot with a consumer grade handheld digital camera from the early 2000's that he was previously making internet videos with.

This just makes me sad, she was beautiful.

Doesn't seem like Lynch's style desu

He is the absolute best at playing an asshole

Reading the Secret Diary of Laura Palmer made me feel pretty bad for Bobby

It's a homage to the pilot episode. Watch the pilot again and pay attention to the first school scene.

I think the reasoning was it's better to be killed than posessed by BOB. Both Cooper and MIKE wanted that for Laura. And in the end of FWWM it seems as if Laura gets away from the waiting room and gets to go to the white lodge.

Why?

She cucked him pretty good.

Lara was just really shitty to him, I mean she did seem to feel guilty about it sometimes. For instance, She was the one who made Bobby start selling cocaine, she threatened to leave him if he didn't. Used him a lot basically.

I don't know how "canon" the diary is but it was a pretty good read, just finished it yesterday.

Laura* my bad

And got him mixed up with Leo, made him buy her drugs, made him sell drugs so he could afford to buy stuff for her..

It's a bit about that in The Missing Pieces too. How she just use him for coke. The secret diary and Cooper's journal are both considered non-canon since the release of The Secret History I think.

I need to read The Secret History soon then. Also still need to see The Missing Pieces, going to buy the box set

It was shot late 2015/early 2016 and written even earlier. Trump won't be in it (thankfully).

I just don't feel like they would do that anyway, part of the charm of Twin Peaks is how isolated it feels from the rest of the world

Do it. There's a fan made version of FWWM up on pirate bay with all The Missing Pieces scenes cut into it chronologically. And the book was fucking great. Mark Frost has said that it is related to season 3 so I guess it's canon.

>Mark Frost has said that it is related to season 3
And Lynch said that he hasn't even read it so I'd be cautious about that

kek Lynch is hilarious, I also read last night (when I was looking at discussion of the Diary) that he didn't read the Secret Diary either. He just let his daughter write whatever, I guess.

I think it's canon to an extent. Frost would have been doing his part of the script with Secret History always in mind, but it's not Lynch's work in any part so whatever he's directed is not held in regard of the book.

>watching fan made shit instead of our boi lynch's vision

>David Bowie was due to make a cameo but he died before filming started
Crying shame

leo did nothing wrong

She played Alia in Dune, that's probably why he included her in the series.

fucking D girl