Don't you wish you could just fuck multiple bitches like tony soprano to de-stress?

Don't you wish you could just fuck multiple bitches like tony soprano to de-stress?

cheating is wrong

Maybe not multiple. One is fine I guess.

...

nah I just fuck my one gf to de-stress.
no pressure just being comfy

wasnt that girl supposed to be christian as well. what a whore desu

I would rather be alive desu.

>women would rather fuck drug addicts than me
>women would rather fuck dogs than me
>women would rather fuck homeless guys than me
>women would rather fuck pedophiles than me
>women would rather fuck violent felons than m
>women would rather fuck 80 year old octogenarian men who need viagra than me

yes

I do

Big man Soprano came in and charmed the religion out of her

>multiple
>not just one whom you are in love with
Fucking Degenerates

I bet you don't even try to find a nice girl

You know Quasimodo predicted all this

>I bet you don't even try to find a nice girl
At this point I'm too lonely and desperate to tell whether this is a Sopranos/Livia reference or if you're just breakin my balls

ex druggie turned religion i think
why no webm

no because i don't want to get stds

if you live in a midly big city it will be easy as fuck to pick up a whore,if not you could move your fat ass to anotther city and do so.
better than stay a virgin.

You never try

Not fat
Not a virgin
Don't live in a "mildly big city"
Most women in my city want Tony Soprano, not Artie Bucco

You're not wrong but why would I try when there's nothing for me to offer

lel I thought the same but sometimes shy girls just want company. It can be a harsh world when you are always alone

so,you are just a complaining normie?fucking tourists.

>it's another american is scared into chastity by fear of stds episode
Haven't you guys been educated properly yet?

I honestly can't understand how fat people can fuck properly. You need some kind of cardio and mobility to get the best out of sex.

Shy girls would rather notice someone other than me considering I have literally nothing to offer

>phoneposter
>lowercaseposter
>uses "normie" instead of "normalfaggot"
k

that is not true
you just have to offer sincere affection

>that is not true
>you just have to offer sincere affection
I remember when I was a naive 20 year old too

You can get Herpes even with a condom on, faggot.

Super tired today lads shall I stay in or go get drunk?

>Is it just about money with you, Carmine? Is that all this is?

>I'll crack him good. I'll ask for $200K.

>$200K? What's next Carmine he gets to FUCK HER FOR A MILLION?

>He wants to fuck her?

>I'M MAKING A POINT HERE

>not staying in and getting drunk
c'mon step it up

with all the meds i'm on my libido is at sub zero levels, so no

it's very freeing, i highly recommend it, you become immune to the tits and ass spell that women constantly try to cast on you and manipulate you with

Unless those "meds" are painkillers/opiates, no thank you.

I'm willing to kill my libido using opiates but not using psychotropics

but it works got me a grill this year
26 btw

>it's very freeing, i highly recommend it,
don't kid yourself. Yes, not chasing tail is freeing, but you're just rationalising not having a functional dick.

>it werks for me so it's GOTTA work for you

yes if even I can do it everybody can. believe me

>if even I can do it everybody can. believe me
that's wrong though

congrats on your gee eff but I'm literally the "even if you were the last guy in the world, I wouldn't date you" lost cause

no rationalization, i have the option to experiment with other meds but i don't, also dick still works just have no desire to use it for that purpose

no user as long as you aren't Elliot Rodgers tier autistic you can do it.

And thanks

>as long as you aren't Elliot Rodgers tier autistic you can do it.
kek no

women just hate me

My gf is away for the week and I live in a bar district. Should I go out and fuck a slag? I've never cheated but I'm so fucking keen on shagging something new.

No because that's fucking gross.

You catch STD's that way.

You realize prostitutes exist right? Anyone with a day job and no family can afford them.

No only Stacey's do.
You have to aim for an Ann or Marie.

If you're not sexually satisfied then leave her.