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sickest jersey of all time edtion

>pavel bust eh?

based edition
ill post the shittiest jersey of all time

what the FUCK happened to the las vegas golden knights?

>bure

Fuck Orca Bay

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>the mooterus
yeah its pretty hard to top that as far as straight hideous jerseys go

You may only reply to this post if YOUR team has two active players above 1000 points

VEGAS NIGS ARE BUST

where's mitch marner?

>get home from work
>Canucks losing 3-2
>ah well, let's see if the boys can turn it around
>mfw

*Wins 2018 Calder Memorial trophy*

mitch marner more like bitch homo

We would if Patty hadn't left :(

Fuck Finland

Show me the cup; you can't hide it from me, /hoc/

Dubs confirm

love finland and finnish goaltending

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Mild D finally played well

let me see this gif in claymation

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>tfw canucks and shorks are comfy real pacific hours bros

>need to drop stinky albortion
wew, that protein catchin up today

Don't you ever post that gif on this website ever again that graphic is pure cancer and I fucking hate it

> great player might come on the market
> "analysts" immediately start assuming the laffs have a shot at them

This shit is always so funny. None of them ever want to sign there.

heh heh guess check this out
"Fuck Finland"
heh see how none came out
thats because those bith niggas are all scared
certainly not since they are all asleep
heh such a badass

I got no skills
but you may have inspired someone

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But they will just point at Marleau and say "That's not true!" Ignoring that the Laffs overpaid for him and the Sharks couldn't match it.

TSN has to run something on the laffs. It's a matter of law.

>Only laffs pic I got

It's an oldie

>implying the mild ever play well against the jest
I watch the game as a forgone conclusion either team will take a 2+ goal lead before the score is tied and the jest win. Plus a fight will happen.
My only hope is that buffnigga doesnt chimp out on Grandlund who is half his size.

I miss him already bros.

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that kid looks like he's shopped in

not so fast, Fagass

He does as he pleases.

>tfw both cucked out of 1st cup bros

>its a boeser shoots it top shelf episode
god DAMN the kid can shoot

>laffs

so has loui ericksson returned from the dead?

i guess so because all of a sudden he's ppg again

>THE SHITTY OF SHITCONGO

Blackhawks could win the Cup for a decade straight and it still wouldn't change the fact that Chicago is an utter shithole

you too Detroit

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Wow good for him betting up on manlets. Wish the tables were turned
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/our year/

These are facts but shitcongo won't win another cup anytime soon

only the black area is. shitcago is segregated as fuck, it's basically an entirely different city

it looks like VGK's Cinderella season has... Staaled

You meant this?

>2011

Chubbies your window is nearly closed. There HAS to be a patch of ice thin enough your 94 Chevy will fall through

>another 2 goal game
>another hatty from an empty net passed up

Literally unstoppable

>yfw the islanders steal karlsson from the sens by trading beauvilliar and their two picks from the flames

>mfw the >ouryears meet the Isles in the SCF and get swept again

jeet raval is going nicely lads

what do you think?

yo, why did the Panthers let go of Jonathan Marchessault, dude is pretty fucking upper crust

Where’s my gf at?

>upper crust

i like this scenario

Just wanna see Kone bat desu
Tendies need to take some quick wickets

>Habs are suddenly in a playoffs spot

Goddamn the Atlantic division sucks balls

yeah, I'm starting it, we'll see how it takes off

>isles win series at home

I would love that to happen

couldn't afford to pay his expected raise, same reason why smith was let go - pay issues. sunbelt teams were a mistake

>1000th points comes on the day Dorsett retires
so many feels

that one is not the best lad, but it is perhaps the greatest meme jersey

checked. good post

geninuely wishing both the laffs and coilers could lose tonight desu

>in that shitty arena
how about no

>hoggey

He's best player for Vegas. Didn't see anyone else come too close either.

>american canucks fan
seattle or what?

lmao look at that fuckin monkey

perron is pretty good too

If Subban wasn't complete shit and turned everything over preds would have won tonight

why can you take our sport more seriously

I just noticed that every Finnish player that has ever played in the NHL is a fucking bust. Every last one of them. Now recommend me a groups that is essentially crystal castles but not crystal castles and red pill me on alcohol

born in hongcouver and grew up watching the Naslund days before moving to burgerland. Im usually the amerifag in the game threads >ouryear posting and reminding our tripfriend that Nilsson is not utter shit (but he might be)

I've seen enough and am ready to make my playoff predictions

The Atlantic is collectively ~20 games under .500. It's like 90-109 doing the quick math

crystal castles is a hard one to replicate, listen to mr. oizo for something vaguely similar. as far as alcohol goes, are you a beer, spirits, or wine guy?

>shitposting on /hoc/ after a long day of sheep shagging

we can only hope that petterrsson lives up to his pedigree

>Montreal
>islanders
>laffs

Dude fuck you this is a serious thread don't pull that shit here

>sallad
>dan sogay
fucking kek

>eminding our tripfriend that Nilsson is not utter shit (but he might be)

Come to the light Ameribro

It's where we hate Nilsson's useless ass

Incoming oilers win in OT

SCREEN CAP IT

Nonsense. He's a Norris trophy winner

Incredible

>jorsey
>hasbs
>ragus

dallas' defense and depth scoring is too shitty for them to be that high up
poo jersey will taper off eventually
isles offense is insane and their problems are easy to fix, they will be higher
boston will make it over the habs
pongs will be lower

i just hope he's not thrown to the wolves in his first season and is given shit if he happens to only score 30 points. even nazzy only had 11 points in 71 games in his first year

I'm a beer guy. I tend to rail drinks and railing anything harder than beer is a poor choice. It's just how I navigate life, my dude. I'll check it out, I've seen the name but never listened to it unfortunately. Red pill me plz

pulju

FUCKING KILL ME
WTF

>own goal

Yep, life is grand.

ALLUAH ACKBARED