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>NZ v West Indies Day One

West Indies 134/10
NZ 59/0

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fuck my ass

reposting this:
>Worcestershire’s Alex Hepburn charged with two counts of rape
>Australian-born all-rounder due in court on 7 December
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Is this a Daniel thread?

>griget

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Latham looking shit 2bh, m9st teams would've had him out hours ago.

There

Will Williamson get a tonne?

>LELTHAM

Reminder that despite being quite shit, Latham is 100 times better than any cricketer every produced by the USA.

say my name

Why is Neil Wagner so handsome?

he's a manlet chad

Will Williamson is Director of The JDR Group - Digital Marketing Agency specialising in Inbound Marketing, SEO & PPC, m8

I know and will he get a tonne for the office XI tomorrow ffs

Where does /cric/ rate Bane against Meme Shit,Poot,,Pissrat and Fap?

Who is the beta virgin of world cricket and who's the alpha chad?

Starting to think the -work hard, play hard- meme is just a ruse, because the playing bit never happens.

Stove>Kohliflower>Bane>Poot
Fap? Literally who?

Williamson you clown

team india and pakistan are the beta virgins

COLLAPSE

COCKROACH

Only just got home, did we win yet?

>1 (10)

pictures speak louder than words

Genuinely don't trust anyone after rosco to score any runs.

Reminder that Williamson's 1 run is still 1 more than you've ever scored in a cricket match.

Joe Root is the beta, Faf Du Plessis is the Chad.

Saffa genes

Haven't seen Kane score a good one in awhile

Obviously Gayle us the alpha chad, as fir the beta virhin, jeez, take your pick

>Saffa genes
but he isn't black

Nah, can't put Gayle as a Chad anymore after his whole debacle with this masseuse thing. He lost a lot of manly points for the little bitchlet way he acted.

Need raval to score a cheeky 50

What's for tea lads?

steak and chips I guess

Tea and oats for me

Soup.

One of the gutters is a bit clogged up after the rain last night so I'll probably just take a couple of swigs from there.

Friday usual?

Couple of bug husks and you've got yourself a meal

kfc

Mark Zuckerberg's wife does something amazing

Christchurch, oh the humanity.

did we ever finish this chart?

That's fucking daft.

Done.

0_0

usually have fish on fridays actually

Lobotomize urself

Ape escape

uuh mate

bit racist there

Horrified 2bh

>crooked rain over slanted and enchanted
literally go fuck your self

looks like someone's drawn a box around her legs in ms paint and enlarged them

>ape escape

Sorry, it was a typo
Meant to write "Our Respect"

You missed Saddle Club

For starters yes

ah well
simple mistake

dat casual racism

Fucking niggers btfo

woah woah woah mate

thats a bit racist

Slanted and enchanted>wowee zowee>crcr is the official /cric/ ranking

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What do you mean

wee bit on the racist side there mate

Patrician.

Just waiting for the heavily government controlled Internet so all you racists and shitlords will be culled at the knees

Fucking was a bit much?
Fair call.
Niggers btfo

woah woah WOAH

mate

I sustain erections by the power of my own intelligence.

BASED Zhang Bao Ling Tong Wing

/cric/ is quite comfy with no Australians.

t.Gayrold

don't last very long then?

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Cant get it up then m8?

The next four days will be utter shit.

boo fucking hoo you little faggot. no one cares

>four

Who here /bigrain/

Accurate post.
Terrible post.

NZ test threads are literally perfect.

>uuuuuuuuuu fuck aussies waaah WAAAAH :((((((((((((((((((((

Australians are too agro to understand comfy griget

For me, it's the Big Brainiac League, the patrician form of Cricket.

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I don't get it

should've Cantona'd him tbqh

Should've showed the finger

Disgusting behaviour.

no, this is a /hoc/ thread

Unironically enjoy test cricket now more than an ODI or t20

What's wrong with me

For me, it's the Rangers.

You grew a brain.

The Big Brainiac League is starting soon.

spectacular post

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