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Rick and Morty edition.

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Why didn't you join the military?
Did you wish you did?

Housing update

1x taken
1x no response "We'll ring you back by the end of the day"
1x cancelled viewing
2 left. Odds?

Knock, knock...

can't imagine having summer in the middle of the year
seems kinda reddit

who's there

I wanted to and even told my parents about it when i was like 13. But my brother got denied because of mental health and I have twice as much mental health records as him so it'd be a waste of time

i have a terrific problem with authority

>rigor mortis
>rick and morty

That South African lad is at the door again.

Nobel.

my dad was in the military and i was sick of moving all the time

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Crazy to think that Australians, being the respectable men they are, aren't allowed to own firearms by ordinance from their government

youtube.com/watch?v=mu82XkfpRhs

Terrific is good. Terrible is bad.

So you have a great problem with authority. People don't usually describe problems with authority as being a good thing.

The majority of the developed world has summer in the middle of the year, so maybe you're just pseudodeveloped

What happened to not being an attention whore anymore, nonce?

living in a countryside in chiba prefecture where everyone is japanese and just saw two black guys wew

*slithers around whilst you sleep*

wat

nobel who

No bell, lad. That's why I'm knocking.

me and the gf
(in another life of course)

Pretty sure the Japanese where you live get a spook when they see your pale face.

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>I'm taking a break from this bollocks. I'll be just posting like any other poster from now on and he's going to be your new white guy in Asia.

need those chips

i am greek

You seem confused

I get enough stares when I'm out in the inaka just being white

can't imagine how they'd react to a black guy going into an onsen or something

she's gorgeous and he's in a complete state

I dig.
You dig.
He digs.
She digs.
They dig.
We dig.
Now, it's not a very beautiful poem, but it's quite deep.

oh

why do you have two mirrors next to each other?

about digging is it?

Sounds like glorious communism

which prefecture you in?

shut the fuck up you lying nonce twat before i send interpol after you

*bump*
*bump*
*bump*
sound my my car hitting dead possums on the road

Tokyo

*blows confetti in your face*
Yes, I have confetti

Me and the main squeeze a few lifetimes ago. I'm the one who convinced her to give that nutter Colombus' expedition a go.

I told the painter while he was painting this not to make my nose look big. Prick. We should have had him mauled by bulls.

*receives interpol*

OH FUKC

test

quads

winner
loser

ha american pig

don't rate choppers at all. there's no grace to them. do you rate choppers?

yanks btfo

the sound of me hitting drumpf supporters with my Prius

I support donald drumfp

>that moment when you realise women want to be cummed on as much as you want to cum on them
Woman was made for man as man was made for woman.

don't rate this other jap poster

he's like the alan to my thailad

you don't get to bring friends

good fuckin lad. you've swallowed the salty pill

battle to the death when?

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

can personally meet this other jap poster in the akihabara hub where a Sup Forums meetup has been held

2nd cancellation lads.
Only 1 remaining! Come on we can go for the triple.
How does anyone even rent property off these cunts desu

in bed with the gf

was black pigeon speaks there?

>gaijin bar
>Sup Forums meetup
state

Wh*Tes must be exterminated.

>coming from spain
you're like head colonizers

pics

business idea: let millions of people starve to death

she's too cute for you faggot

need to make a new email account

Laughter truly is the best medicine, lads.

>only three posters have ips relevant to the thread
>all the normals arre out working or at uni
>at least one of the three posters probably isn't english
why are you even here

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There are 16.5 million millionaires in the world out of 7 billion people.

That's twice the population of New York or London, and more than the global population of Jews.

Because Sup Forums is an American website?

>Tokyo Sup Forums Meetup: Tomorrow Anonymous (ID: FovReCyL) 08/19/16(Fri)20:09:12 No.85852253 Archived▶
>The 2nd Sup Forums Tokyo Meetup will be held tomorrow! We will be meeting to have drinks at a fake British pub in Akihabara!

>Our first meetup (July 8th), was a tremendous success! We had over 15 anons come, and everyone had fun talking and drinking. There was no autism overload.


>6:00 PM at Akihabara!!!!!

>Fellow anons, we will be meeting up on Saturday, August 20th at the AKIHABARA HUB location here:

>3 Kanda Neribeicho Chiyoda Tokyo
東京都 千代田区 神田練塀町 3 富士ソフト秋葉原ビル 1F tabelog.com/en/tokyo/A1310/A13…

>If you can, please send me a message with your LINE ID and make sure that it is searchable so I can add you to our group chat. That way if you get lost or are late, you can get in contact with us. If you don't have LINE or DevinatArt and are in the area and would like to attend, feel free to just drop by.


>We now have a LINE group chat for Tokyo anons, with over 20 members. If you can't join tomorrow, at least join our group!


hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

the right to post in /brit/ is determined by blood and not IP

so even though I live in Tokyo now I'm still more /brit/ than you rasheed

how many billionaires?

*laserblasts your ballbag*
gonad annihilation

odds are you give up and die lad
where are you trying to live?

>let's meet up in the shitty tourist bar in the shittiest most touristy part of Tokyo

aye alright mate sounds great I'll be there in five

found this while 'aving a 'ank

lmao

do you actually know this or are you rusing

He's just counting

owned by a gook now lad

how does he know how many uk ips there are and that one isnt english

D E V O N
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V
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well
are you enjoying tokyo at least?

I am glad there are no stupid Sup Forums users

absolute state of Sup Forums

he's making assumptions

>unironically going to a Sup Forums meetup

cannot FATHOM how cringy this will be

This thread looks like it could use some ANIME

Just watch HWNDU

thread's got too much anime

it's nice to be back yeah

are you working here or just visiting?

not really mate

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whew

Still overwhelming American posters though

Praise kek!