Kpop edition
/Brit/
edinburgh should be the capital of the uk
kpoop
*walks towards you*
why is sucking dick so fun?
*walks towards your shopping trolley*
*walks towards your daughter*
kek why did this come up on my news app
bbc.co.uk
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>for a good two hours
classic banter
Wrong
want to smear my pooey arse all over their faces
More like kplop amirite lads
Boss wants to go out with me and my gf tonight
might try to wrangle a threesome if possible
she's invited me to spend the night at her house a couple times before now but I've said no so as to keep my work life sane.
but a ménage à trois is too sweet to pass up if things all work out
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*brings friends*
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It's a trap
>reaching the map edge on simcity
Current list of things to fix:
Life
Even better
please delete this
I mean like in the conventional sense of the word
wouldn't want to fuck a tranny normally, but in a hypothetical threesome I would
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What am I looking at
thailad do you like BBC porn?
a hoof without any of the nail bit
No, they're going to talk about you in Vietnamese and come Monday morning everyone is going to know your intimate secrets at work. Or something, I don't know.
no
>turk called me a wh*Te at work today
BLORT
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Even in a threesome with another male?
overslept and now I feel like poo
everyone loves my politics
Didn't go to lectures today lol
There's nothing I'm embarrassed about if they did
desu I just know it would make my work life shit but it might be worth it if I can get them to agree.
going drinking so that should help, I'll get them both pissed
post the simpsons pic that accurately sums up your feelings right now
how did he pronounce it
good lad
I'm off, enjoy your weekend
might play some fallout new vegas lads
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had my first deliberate "dose" of coffee in years today and honestly what on earth, so strange that everyone has so much of it that they claim they can't feel its effects
it feels like ritalin
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love holding in poos
does this make me gay
delete this m8
yes
guess its like when you have a drink for the first time in ages and feel it after 1 pint
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
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anal retentive
Prostitute + cosmetic surgery = K-poop
youtube.com
youtube.com
live here
bit slow
Rachael Swindon is the quintessential arrogant clueless Leftist
You wake up in Milton Keynes, city of the future
*controls the British crown*
Who
ooo bitch pen
thank you for keeping the Asian virtue intact
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imagine sitting at this table with ~100 of the most prestigious people in the country, and then you begin farting uncontrollably
the conversation would be enough to drown out the sound of the farts, wouldn't be a problem at all
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youtu.be
invisible me with andre and liz
got 3 matches in an hour lads
ones actually dece too
you'll have that fire going in no time
but imagine the smell
can't believe i won't see the cute girl with the cute ears and the cute giggle until monday
i know where she lives now. I COULD park outside her house and stalk her.
but I won't.
lively thread today
why was ireland so shit and poor when it was right next to one of the greatest countries of all time (england)?
your bellowing bum would emit a rectal repugnance that would pierce the pejorative mind and proverbial body of those around you lad
dip them in wax to make them waterproof
Garcon! These eggs are rancid, take them away.
hey fellow lads
committed any crimes today?
muslims have serious issues
can't be definitively traced back to me
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used some big words that i don't understand in that post to make myself seem smarter than i really am
sweaty that outfit is a crime
Wacky Bruce you in mate?
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some low level piracy yes
*starts playing basketball for cardio*
yeah, k*ffars
Mates all got invited to a party but I didn't. They're all going and I'm gonna be alone again tonight. Feeling really depressed. Need cheering up desu
I miss my baggy jeans
Did he turn black
you would turn red from embarrassment
that, combined with the spread pattern of the poo smell, will tell people that you are the culprit
the dinner guests can confirm their suspicions by smelling the seat of your pantaloons to detect residual poo smell
any hungry man in
reckon i could eat a horse right now
its real good
especially if mediocre players, for youll be running the court all game
drag him queen
Ireland wuz enlightened scholars n'monks n'shit who done brought civilization to nordern yurup
can't see it ever reaching a stage where people are literally sniffing people's arses like a common dog
HATE when people behind deli counters question my choice of chicken roll filling
YES I want taco sauce and egg mayonaise what the fuck is your problem?
want all muslims gassed
any wacky tam pham man in
>deli counters
>taco sauce
hmm... FOY.