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Kpop edition

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edinburgh should be the capital of the uk

kpoop

*walks towards you*

why is sucking dick so fun?

*walks towards your shopping trolley*

*walks towards your daughter*

kek why did this come up on my news app
bbc.co.uk/news/technology-41412561

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>for a good two hours
classic banter

Wrong

want to smear my pooey arse all over their faces

More like kplop amirite lads

Boss wants to go out with me and my gf tonight
might try to wrangle a threesome if possible
she's invited me to spend the night at her house a couple times before now but I've said no so as to keep my work life sane.
but a ménage à trois is too sweet to pass up if things all work out

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*brings friends*

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It's a trap

>reaching the map edge on simcity

Current list of things to fix:
Life

Even better

please delete this

I mean like in the conventional sense of the word

wouldn't want to fuck a tranny normally, but in a hypothetical threesome I would

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What am I looking at

thailad do you like BBC porn?

a hoof without any of the nail bit

No, they're going to talk about you in Vietnamese and come Monday morning everyone is going to know your intimate secrets at work. Or something, I don't know.
no

>turk called me a wh*Te at work today

BLORT

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Even in a threesome with another male?

overslept and now I feel like poo

everyone loves my politics

Didn't go to lectures today lol

There's nothing I'm embarrassed about if they did
desu I just know it would make my work life shit but it might be worth it if I can get them to agree.
going drinking so that should help, I'll get them both pissed

post the simpsons pic that accurately sums up your feelings right now

how did he pronounce it

good lad

I'm off, enjoy your weekend

might play some fallout new vegas lads

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had my first deliberate "dose" of coffee in years today and honestly what on earth, so strange that everyone has so much of it that they claim they can't feel its effects
it feels like ritalin

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abc.net.au/news/2017-09-29/us-ambassador-to-australia-job-still-vacant-after-one-year/8998992

blorting at this

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love holding in poos

does this make me gay

delete this m8

yes

guess its like when you have a drink for the first time in ages and feel it after 1 pint

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

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anal retentive

Prostitute + cosmetic surgery = K-poop

youtube.com/watch?v=2cGcRBTESHE
youtube.com/watch?v=c14CnkdSc34

live here

bit slow

Rachael Swindon is the quintessential arrogant clueless Leftist

You wake up in Milton Keynes, city of the future

*controls the British crown*

Who

ooo bitch pen

thank you for keeping the Asian virtue intact

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imagine sitting at this table with ~100 of the most prestigious people in the country, and then you begin farting uncontrollably

the conversation would be enough to drown out the sound of the farts, wouldn't be a problem at all

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youtu.be/DKWQJPEZPSA
invisible me with andre and liz

got 3 matches in an hour lads
ones actually dece too

you'll have that fire going in no time

but imagine the smell

can't believe i won't see the cute girl with the cute ears and the cute giggle until monday

i know where she lives now. I COULD park outside her house and stalk her.

but I won't.

lively thread today

why was ireland so shit and poor when it was right next to one of the greatest countries of all time (england)?

your bellowing bum would emit a rectal repugnance that would pierce the pejorative mind and proverbial body of those around you lad

dip them in wax to make them waterproof

Garcon! These eggs are rancid, take them away.

hey fellow lads
committed any crimes today?

muslims have serious issues

can't be definitively traced back to me

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used some big words that i don't understand in that post to make myself seem smarter than i really am

sweaty that outfit is a crime

Wacky Bruce you in mate?

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some low level piracy yes

*starts playing basketball for cardio*

yeah, k*ffars

Mates all got invited to a party but I didn't. They're all going and I'm gonna be alone again tonight. Feeling really depressed. Need cheering up desu

I miss my baggy jeans

Did he turn black

you would turn red from embarrassment

that, combined with the spread pattern of the poo smell, will tell people that you are the culprit

the dinner guests can confirm their suspicions by smelling the seat of your pantaloons to detect residual poo smell

any hungry man in
reckon i could eat a horse right now

its real good
especially if mediocre players, for youll be running the court all game

drag him queen

Ireland wuz enlightened scholars n'monks n'shit who done brought civilization to nordern yurup

can't see it ever reaching a stage where people are literally sniffing people's arses like a common dog

HATE when people behind deli counters question my choice of chicken roll filling

YES I want taco sauce and egg mayonaise what the fuck is your problem?

want all muslims gassed

any wacky tam pham man in

>deli counters
>taco sauce

hmm... FOY.