Go out and have a conversation with someone in person

>go out and have a conversation with someone in person
>when i'm home I sit there and deduce if I had a good conversation or if i came off like a sperg

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this is a sure sign that you don't converse with people often enough

you guys are my only friends.

Haha loser. I bet you also get boners when a girl hugs you.

I feel you OP, you should stop posting pictures of frogs though. I strongly suggest watching this video. youtube.com/watch?v=o268qbb_0BM

only if it's ur mum

>talk to a girl
>spend hours analyzing the small things she said wondering if any of it indicates some affection towards me
>don't come to any conclusion

>tfw went from lonely robot to thriving normie in less than a year

I do that except I usually jerk myself off over how witty and charming I am.
I was just thinking about a conversation I had with a gun nut where I flawlessly wove 3 really good points into two sentences. Jesus Christ I'm so fucking smart.

I ain't yo frend, white boi

Yeah I'm not friends with retards.

That guy is an /o/ legend. Show some fucking respect.

put your trip back on, faggot.

Television and fucking film

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Shot and a miss, kid.

>implying

Actually it makes it worse if you are an adult.
If you're not a teenager and you still get triggered by tripfags then you should really consider suicide.

I see, so you are the tripfag, talk about autism

You are embarrassing yourself.

no i'm not, triptard

>have conversation
>simulate it in the confines of my mind to come to a better conclusion at a later time

I do that too. I still fret over conversations I had a decade ago.

>don't come to any conclusion
kekekek

If you're not a teenager and you still use a trip then you should really consider suicide.

You're not going to most of the time, so don't beat yourself up. Some girls show some obvious signs, but others can be interested despite and not show it all all.


Had a girl I didn't think was into me at all match with me on tinder, and then she kept saying how cute she thought I was. Really, there's no harm in just straight asking someone out if you're unsure.

Not even him but you are just sad.

I'm pretty sure you are him.

>talk to girl
>be happy
>come home
>look on the mirror
>remember you don't have a job
>remember you don't even have facebook
>be sad

why would anyone ever want to date me

I'd stick my dick up your ass.

Only person I don't get this with is my mummy.

This is why I am 26 and live at home with mummy and never talk to anyone other than internet fights.

kys

>Dont have a conversation for months at a time
>Girl approaches me in informal setting and says "Wow the cake here looks really good"
>I try for about 5 seconds to think of something to say
>The best thing I can figure out is to just say "Cake" back at here
>My vocal chords are so atrophied it comes out in a whisper
>I just whisper "Caaaake" at her
>She smiles and walks away

I've just accepted that I come off as weird/aloof/shy/angry depending on the situation.

>your friend stops talking to you
>starts ignoring you more and more
>responds 30 min to and hour after everything you say
>barely responds anymore
>admits to not reading most of what you say
>leaves without even saying bye/goodnight

it legitimately hurts to be in this situation, i wish i could salvage things.

people find us cute when we just stop trying

humiliating but less stressfull, and I still get to hate them

I have a tendency to say extremely assholish things and not realize it until much later.

we r not your friends fag

:3
cakeboy

Bro...

Meh, I embarrassed myself my entire life.
I used to let it get to me, but as I older I stopped caring.

She legitimately thought you were going to murder her.

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*clenches both fists victoriously*
guys, just be yourself!
*points at you*
you can do anything.
*points to head, then to the sky*
make your dreams come true!

>leave home for my biweekly grocery run
>girl cashier smiles at me
>spend rest of the night theorizing why she was probably just laughing at me

me too

but girls dig it, I never bring myself to talk to a girl like I would talk to a dude tho, I could once cause I didn't have any attraction to her at all, she ended up almost being my gf

i miss her fuck you ingrid

I am on the other side, i basically broke off all contact to friends and family like 4 months ago, still have a bunch of unread sms and e-mails.
Couldnt even tell you why.

Same

nice apu, get this one

not as good as my hubby,

mrcrummypaws

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Something similar, the cashier girl struck up a conversation with me beyond the regular bullshit and talked to me but I was in too much of a depressed mood at the time. If friends are with me I am incredibly social but alone I just don't care

never seen that TV show

That's what you think but when I slip drugs into your popcorn things change

Why are you posting this shit in my thread