So why did the xeno smash it's head on the window?

So why did the xeno smash it's head on the window?

it was probably a farm unionist

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

it happened in aliens when they were in that tank thing m577 apc

Because it wanted some wheeat

good meme and nice trips my friend

That's supposed to be some grasshopper-based alien?

why does that one have eyes?

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Which will lead to a scene with the scree scree screetch of peaceful crickets at night being a singal they are coming becvauze isao ti is alien cricitizzzzzzzz zombg!

>Don't you ever dust my wheat crops. I like dusting MY wheat crops.

t. wheathuggers

DUDE

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LOOKS LIKE WHEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS

dude wheat lmao

why was the wheat important, it just meant that other people had been there

Dey turk ur wheat.

because of the bonus situation

DUDE WHEAT LMAO

Seriously though I think the Xenos that we know and love come from a host infected by the black spores coupled with a Facehugger, and a newer, unseen Xeno will come from uninfected hosts.

>hes never been so hungry as to smash his head against the salad bar window

Well these colonists were probably supposed to have been the first as far as Earth knew.

yaaaas this wheat meme is
hella
friggin
epic

notto dis shitu agen

whats the bonus situation?

Ah shit my bad, I thought we were discussing the actual content of the movie.

Is was bed enough in prometheus, they don't need to make the origin even more complicated.

I miss the times when it was facehugger+host=xenomorph

Prometheus just...shouldn't have been made.

It asked way more questions than it answered.

Weyland-yutani corp, under the guise of a humanitarian mission, enlist a crack team of agronomists/space marines to find and secure a world with a wheat strain that produces a 400% greater yield and matures at twice the speed. However, the xenos, who act as intergalactic scarecrows to protect the precious wheat, fight back to defend their crop. After much bloodshed, the WT team leave with a bushel and seedlings of the über-wheat, but crashland on a planet killing all those aboard, and spreading the über-wheat over the planet. It is so successful that it chokes out all the other vegetation on the planet, turning it into a barren wasteland. The engineers, looking for their stolen crop and wishing to maintain a monopoly on the wheat market, crash land into the planet in search of the über-wheat, which is revealed to be LV426. This then leads into the original alien film, as WT corp has secretly diverted the nostromo in search of the über-wheat. Only parker, a high level operative of WT corp, and Dallas, are aware of the true nature of the mission, which he constantly alludes to as the 'bonus situation'. This is why dallas breaks quarantine on kane, in the hopes that he has retrieved a strain of the über-wheat. Ash is infact a redherring in regards to his mission, diverting the crews attention from the über-wheat to the xeno scarecrow.

Additionally, this is why the colony is commisioned to terraform LV426 in 'Aliens', as well as their reluctancy to nuke it from orbit. By 'Aliens' the earth government has, naturally, joined WT venture into securing the über-wheat, seeing its benefit for earths position in the galactic heirarchy, and goes to extreme lengths to secure it, explaining the lresence of space marines and the sulacco, as well as the attempted retrieval of ripley (who is assumed to be hiding the über-wheat) in alien 3.

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yo wtf, is this wheat? lmoa

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Fuck sake keep up

To get the stolen wheat back from the humans.

all this wheat posting is giving me a migrain

He has no eyes to see with

Alien, may I have some wheat?

>Gluten intolerance
Not human

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What a bad meme.

Pardon me sir, but do you have any XENOWHEAT!?

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allen head look like benis :DD

True horror dawns when they realize it wasn't wheat at all, it was barley.

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To wheator it out

pretty corny pun bro

Probably wants a crack at piloting, so can crop dust wheat.

5/5 bretty gud :DDDDD

>yfw you realized the aliens gifted man wheat and predators gifted man pyramids, engineers gifted life on earth.

So engineers gave us life
Predators gave us math and science
Aliens gave us food

What does that make us?

what game?

human beans

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Dragon Ball Z Budokai Tenkaichi 3 for the Wii

WERE PLANTS

HUMANS ARE PLANTS, SOYLETGREEN IS PEOPLE.

THE WHEAT ARE TRYING TO ESCAPE

Covenant trailer when it ricochets up corridor

>no good AvP game in 16 years

Why didn't it just use its acid to melt the glass?

Wheres the fun in that.

because plants are aliens biggest weakness. Their acid can't cut through it, only thought metal and people

>steel beams

Have they ever been shown being able to melt glass? AFAIK acid can't burn through glass, that's why it's generally stored in bottles.

acid wheat can't melt steel beans

Cains helmet in alien

because he's fuckin hardcore m8

Were they glass tho? I always thought they were some form of perspex.

Exactly

are you retarded? an alien acid made of a compound we don't know that's strong enough to instantly melt through steel will melt through glass just as easy.

It's transparent aluminium.

Who knows, im calling glass for arguments sake

頭がペニスに似ているのは昔からのジョーク、エイリアンVSプレデターの3作目がまだ未発注なのでファンの間で焚き木集めが盛んなのかも知れない、少なくても丈夫な砦が必要だろうパワーローダーもぜし欲しい

Glass doesn't react with most acids, since it doesn't oxidize, which is what acid does.

Fuck sake, Scotty.

why does a dog lick it's balls?

because it can

STAY OUT OF MY WHEAT FIELD COW!

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That looks like plastic to me, but then again, could just be a slight FX failure, since I would assume the prop guys would have just melted some plastic to stand in for glass.

it actually melts reinforced glass in one of the movies though. you're dumb, user.

Always thought it was glass, looks like glass, is probably glass

Which movie and when?

>oxidize

English doc!

Nows not the time for grammar, that comes later

He may be right, Ripley melts glass in resurrection on the betty

Oh yeah, the window at the end.

I forgot about that.

But then, Resurrection really needs to be forgotten.

I hear that

How Can Glass Be Real If Aliens Acid Aren't Real?

look up fluroantimonic acid, it eats through everything and ridley has said xeno acid is 1000x stronger than it

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So does that mean xenos are just made out of Teflon?

No. Wheat.

GIT R DUN

WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE LORD ARE THESE CRITTERS DOING IN MY WHEAT FARM AGAIN?

YEE YEEEEEEEE

Ah of course.

Why is the wheat thing such a big deal here?

>Be an alien.
>Living alone on a cozy jungle planet, enjoying the simple life as a space farmer.
>All of a sudden, a spaceship full of assholes from planet Earth lands on your home and they start exploring your house and eating all your space wheat grains.
>FUCKING HUMANS GET THE FUCK OFF MY PLANET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>*Begins repeatedly headbutting their windshield*
>GET OUT NOW REEEEEEEE

>make him squeal like a pig, Pa!

Does put the rest of the films in perspective when you realise this simple truth

Kekked

t. Newfag

Nice triple dubs btw

All this wheat posting reminds me of hyper oats posting on Sup Forums

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