>wife has an autistic son from a previous marriage >he constantly watches only 2 shows >the simsons 25% of the time >fucking gundam wing the other 75% of the time >refuses to allow anyone else to use the primary television in the living room for anything else or he starts screeching
first of all the simsons is utter shit the entire way through.. utter garbage and I've seen every episode multiple times at this point.
and fucking gundam wing? don't even get me started.
how do i fix this? he has turned my everyday life into a living hell.
Just flip him the bird and watch whatever you want
Alexander Howard
>wife's son
Nicholas Young
>Wifes son >Autistic >Frogposting about it >not leaving Sucks to be you. if true.
Asher Davis
>my wife's son >*autistic screeching* >JUST
Bentley Miller
Where is the child development specialist to help him be able to see something else and handle not having to screech all the time? Enroll him in some development service now. For both your sakes.
Adam Wood
show him evangelion
Chase Gutierrez
do you not think I have tried this? I am not a cuck but he becomes insufferable and will not stop screeching. I am talking he has screeched for 15 mins straight. the only thing I haven't tried is physical violence because my wife doesn't allow me to hit him.
Leo Hernandez
It's too bad this thread is bait.
Samuel Green
>I am not a cuck You are by definition. >will not stop screeching. Literally *autistic screeching*
Owen Carter
Ease that fucker out of his comfort zone. Get a smaller tv or use your phone, and watch shit in the same room with the volume turned all the way up.
Evan Rivera
just grab him and shake him really hard while screaming in his face
slap him a couple times if you have to
thats what my dad did to me and it cured my autism
Brody Wilson
Just buy him some gundam models. You'll be able to watch all your shit netflix programs while he'e busy building them
Levi Bailey
This
It works
Jack Martinez
The only way is to out-autism him. Play Drive over and over again and scream at him when he tries to change it
Joseph Robinson
this is crazy enough to work
or it will at least get you out of the relationship
Carter Stewart
I tried this but he is attached to the living room tv. I got him his own tv and I've dismantled my entire home theater setup to get him the fuck out. I bought him a ~40in tv for his room that he only uses occasionally. thanks for offering a reasonable advice tho
can't do this. trust me i've been close
i may actually try this, thanks
Xavier Jackson
This. Play the entire filmography of Ryan Gosling and it will cause an autism overdrive that will make him short circuit and return to normal.
Jaxson Diaz
>can't do this. trust me i've been close can he vocalize? or is he one of those grunting ones that dont talk?
Aaron James
I mean watch shit with the volume maxed out while he's watching his own show. As soon as he gets bored and gets up to leave the other screen will catch his attention.
Jason Gomez
>I bought him a ~40in tv for his room
Just use this one then.
Robert Martinez
Here's what you do, you have to assert your dominance as the alpha male. When you're fucking your wife call him in the room so he'll think he "caught" you guys in the act, but don't stop until she notices. It will break him because as an autist it will be something he will never have, and will back down when it's TV time
Noah Johnson
>90s Simpson's >gundam wing >bad Worst taste on the board
Hunter Gray
The Simpsons is reddit incarnate.
Jacob Green
he is close to silent and makes a good amount of hand gestures. i don't want to beat the shit out of him when i'm not drunk.
tried this. he is obsessed with the living room tv. pic related is my kitchen/living room layout. it's impossible to get him to leave when he's home from school and it makes being in my own house insufferable.
Joseph Campbell
gundam wing is mechakino
Eli Butler
I met the perfect woman, fell in love with her, and still refused to marry her because she had two previous kids from a previous marriage and was only 25.
Easton Mitchell
Make the picture more detailed so we get the full scope of this. Also where is your wife when all this is happening?
Ryder Robinson
Look up a behavioral specialist in your area.
Nicholas Campbell
she is present, but she doesn't do shit about it. anything we try with him ends up in screeching.
kek, look up what a personal wrangler costs my friend. my wife doesn't have that money and I'm not having anything to do with that.
Oliver Hughes
What's your favorite episode of Gundam Wing?
Daniel Garcia
The one with Chuck's Seed and Feed.
Tyler Powell
I do not have a favorite episode. I see red when I walk into the kitchen every morning to watch it before work.
Leo Hernandez
take his gundam dvds and edit the video files
splice in subliminal gore pics to make him hate it
Parker King
How hot is the wife?
Jace Cooper
Introduce him to this board. He'll fit in great and it'll take up all his time so you can watch tv.
Matthew Adams
She's very hot. She's around 5 foot 7 and Jewish with a very prodigious nose.
Leo Miller
Do you get to pick out her boogies?
Benjamin White
marrying into baggage is one thing. but marrying into autistic baggage?
Grayson Myers
Hello op, I'm autistic also, and I have taken over the living room in our house. My suggestion is you sort out the problem now or else you'll be stuck with a manchild who won't ever let you watch the TV in your own house like my parents are.
Although desu you deserve this for being such a beta cuck, so why don't you piss off to your bedroom like a good boy and stop disturbing your new son.
Luis Carter
No but she let's me use my wallet to buy myself gifts for her on Valentine's Day, Yom Kippur, New Year's and Channukah.
Samuel Carter
fuck off nigger this is not op
she is hot enough to deal with this abomination though, so he's not wrong there. i went as far as dismantling my home theater system to try to remedy this situation. she also does what ever sex things i want.
Aaron Williams
>divorced >two children >25 jesus
Jason Phillips
>a quadriplegic
i'm trying to get him to piss off to his bedgroom like a good boy
Caleb Martin
you'll never be happy
Brayden Ward
bump
i need help Sup Forums
i drew a fucking diagram
Luke Davis
I really hope this is fucking bait you pathetic piece of shit.
Don't you ever fucking talking shit about Gundam Wing you stupid nigger. You can say whatever you want about all the other shit anime but don't even think about hating on Gundam.
Gavin Wright
NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
Daniel Stewart
i literally fucking hate gundam wing more than anything on this earth. truly.
fucking end yourself if you like this show. i have mercy on this kid that i would not have for you little shit. ask your parents how much they like you watching gundam wing in the living room all the time, huh?
Tyler Cooper
Just screech back harder as if you were going super sayan 3 or something to make him understand youre the alpha autist
Gavin Watson
non-argument. it's impossible. he doesn't speak enough to get a lost voice.
Zachary Morgan
>tfw my wife's son actually has assburgers but it's mild and he's pretty cool
Hudson James
dumb frogposter
Ryder Harris
>true story I think the real sperg in the household is you my very good dude and there sure as shit isn't anything "mild" about it
Kevin Jenkins
Here is your you
Brayden Brown
actual autism or our kind of autism?
Asher Richardson
How old is he?
Alexander Howard
>it cured my autism >b oards.Sup Forums.org/tv/thread/80038563#p80038849 Really activated my almonds
Xavier Jones
clearly actual autism. he makes r9k look good
10. honestly unbelievable a young kid could be so evil.
Jack Perry
I paid cash for a vasectomy at 29 and it was the best money I ever spent.
Two pieces of advice from an old man: 1. On the first day of every college class, walk in, look around and sit next to the girl you think is the cutest. 2. Never, ever date a single mom. Ever.
Henry Roberts
Buy him a vidya system and some shitty Japanese games along with Sonic.
Hunter Phillips
Send him over to his fathers house while you want to watch flicks
Jace Reyes
>Wife's son Fucking cuck Also, why the hell would you agree to take care of an autistic kid If I had a retarded relative, I don't want no part of their life They should have been killed immediately when the defect became diagnosed
Kevin Allen
let me be clear here: my wife is amazing and i want less autism
yea, you'll be winning when you are old and alone
Luke Phillips
>raising another mans child >hes even autistic
LMAO
Owen Ortiz
K U C K E K
Jason Roberts
>cuck >autistic wife's son >anime >big black couch >big black >big >black >couch >big black couch big black couch, can't make this up
Carter Morales
...
Liam Miller
cheap, simple advice OP. you have to break him down.
next time he start screeching, ignore it. you said it can last for 15 minutes? well, how about 30? can he go for a whole hour?
at some point, he'll back down. endure it.
and a non-advice: every time you backed down before, you made him more powerful (as in reaffirming action).
Sebastian Sanchez
What is wrong with Gundam Wing?
Thomas Miller
thanks for the actual advice. i have seriously tried those things... outside of outwailing him because that is not realistic.
give me some specifics on break him down because i think i have tried everything. i love my wife and i can't believe i've gotten myself into this.