HE IS HERE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT

HE IS HERE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT

I haven't talked with a girl for 8 years

>timezones

kys

I'll talk to you.

i have to be up for work by 6 AM

i get a weird feeling on friday nights sometimes like i want to do something fun and outgoing but i cant because im just ugly

>living in irrelevant ones

Kys

>working on the weekends

It's Saturday afternoon, what the fuck are you smoking?

>spending any part of the weekend here

Also

Put another shrimp on the Barbie

>Friday/Saturday night
>Sup Forums posting spikes

Really makes you think.

if im here on a friday knight then so are you

Nothing says shut in quite like this post

Where is the Sup Forums threads?

>his city isn't a trillion dollar economy

Anyone else who is always taken by surprise by these threads? Didn't know it was weekend already.

I'm off to a party in an hour, though there probably won't be any shrimp on the barbie because they're expensive as hell and we call them prawns here anyway.

i-i-i-i'm just about to leave t-t-t-o go to the club with my cool friends no one has ever met

Watch out for spiders and snakes Dundee

I will, cheers

I'm in the moment that I most feel like an idiot, I'm making webms.

>only find out about terrorist attacks and assassinations from shitposting

11 years and counting

m8 i hope you have a really nice tea.

this
I went for a nap at 3pm.
And now it's midnight.
And I haven't applied for a job in like a month
And I haven't gone to uni in like a year.
fuckin hell

FUCK that's a great picture

It's 1:50am here and I just got home, what's your excuse?

>so salty you have to interject Sup Forums everywhere without having the self awareness that you're here too

I already went out earlier, I'm winding down now.

Thanks brah, you too

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>Years later...

yo what movie is that?

My friends wanted me to join them at a bar, but one of my dogs has an ear infection so I thought it was a little more important to take her to the vet. The vet and her assistants stayed late for us and we got it taken care of.
Has anyone pointed out the fact that the person who made this thread is also "at home on a Friday night"?

Hahahaha get wrecked bitch.

>mfw she literally BTFO her own lineage

wrong nigga. I'm in the club right now shitposting on my phone and avoiding physical contact. shit is so cash.

Also a good picture composition wise but the emotion shown in the first triumphs over this picture.

actually im here with my switch

BITCH

>Has anyone pointed out...
a big part of this website is the irony user

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childhood is thinking you have to party every weekend


adulthood is when you realize staying home doesnt make you a loser

les assassin de turque

yeah, but you should at least do it in the company of people you care about.

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Doing a mcdonald's run

Anyone want anything?

Large fries, large sprite and a Double Whopper with no onions.

I spent from the entire afternoon and evening with a good friend of mine. We went shooting, walking in the woods, watched Predator then ate hot dogs and smores around a fire while drinking moscow mules. I feel a bittersweet sense of peace I have not felt in a long time.

>yeah, but you should at least do it in the company of people you care about.

>hes afraid of being alone for 2 seconds

I'm alone right now, but attest that it is viewed as socially unacceptable to spend nights in alone on the weekend where I'm not just sleeping the whole time from being exhausted. In an ideal world nobody would give a shit, but here we are.