FUCKING EDGY BRO

FUCKING EDGY BRO

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what is this from?
GAYER things?

if this was filmed in the 70s you people would have hailed it as bold

>not the webm
Faggot.

What's happening here?

ayylien shoving his eggs down a mouthpussy

youtube.com/watch?v=2k4V5Kw4y9I

>pregnant lady gets alien eggs forced down her throat
>aliens burst out of pregnant stomach
basically someone read berserk involved in production

This was genuinely the worst movie I've ever seen.

Why was this movie so dark?

It was just cheap edginess.

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB NIGGER TRIPFAG

Lmao check it out guys I'm replying to a tripfaggot

I unironically liked AvP and AvP2 more than Alien3, Alien4 and Prometheus.

I was annoyed by the people in this movie, just a bunch of asshats fumbling around like they just walked into a scifi movie. At no point did it feel like the characters belonged in this movie, nor even try to understand what was happening. Which I suppose is kind of realistic seeing how a normal person would freak out and try and get out of town, but it felt like a clear disconnect between our main characters and the iconic monsters. This scene in the maternity ward felt like the film was trying to one up itself from the kid getting chestbursted with the dad

AvP > Alien Resurrection > AvP2 > Prometheus > Alien 3

Look I hate Alien 3 as much as the next guy but dont stand there and tell me Prometheus ranks higher

AvP > Alien Resurrection > AvP2 > Prometheus = Alien 3

We cool?

Resurrection is dogshit and shouldn't be that high. It should be the bottom of the list.

AvP2 is arguably more enjoyable than Resurrection. Yeah its stupid, but at least you see the Predator kill a few Xenos in a sewer

Resurrection is schlocky shit but at least you can squeeze some fun out of it. It's on par with AvP2.

Prometheus and Alien 3 are offensively bad.

Why is it so goddamn dark? Why are they so afraid of showing off those great costumes and puppets?

Fucking shameful. Fuck this garbage.

>tfw predalien is actually female
>the boner gets even more confused

Why is this flick so fucking DARK
Jesus

>his

What I disliked about Resurrection is the direction which made everything play out in an almost slapstick manner.
Whedon's typical smarmy writing didn't help either.

Essentially the movie did not take itself seriously.

And that's even after Alien3 was running on fumes and struggling to add anything new to the franchise.

And now, literally decades later, it is reduced to Ridley rehashing the first two movies.

Go to bed great grampa

I mean, literally dark. Like with no lights. Was the director of cinematography drunk

Because the other movies were so lighthearted.

Kill yourself kid. You're fucking pathetic.

He's old and senile user, it's the only thing he can do.

I know the Predators were trying to keep a low profile and all that but considering they knew there was a hybrid loose (which was capable of crashing the ship and kill the entire crew) and how fast Xenomorph colonies can spread I find it weird that they just sent ONE fucking Predator to handle it

m.youtube.com/watch?v=0B-6x1pKgDI
Hack director
>hang on a sec guys I'm getting real dark pictures here
>shut up, dave.

The Strause brothers, who went on to direct the masterpiece Skyline.

I've masturbated to this scene many times tbqh

I will right after you go get your Metamucil

For real though, the Predalien was creepy as fuck. Much creepier than the Xenomorphs.

Lol

Is it weird that I found this arousing?

>maximum snarl

AvP Requiem was fucking great.

So edgy
youtu.be/EjZ7Cb5WDLM?t=76

No.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Wow, that's some hot fucking opinions you've got there

why would it continue sucking after the alien has plugged the hole?

It's my ultimate guilty pleasure movie. Everyone has that one favorite film that is hot, wet garbage. This is mine.

Where does isolation rank in? Surely it's not worse than avp, prometheus, or ressurection?

Isolation is a videogame you stupid cunt.

They don't make B movies anymore so I will always enjoy this one. It doesn't pretend to be anything it's not.

Heh

same here

shut up dave

You're right. It is a B movie and the B Movie of the Alien-Predators series for sure, and these are good things.

You're on Sup Forums, what do you think.

>and these are good things.
90's born faggots were a mistake

le 80s kid reporting in

>MC being all heroic and shit
>Saves waifu with his older brother
>????
>Said waifu gets absolutely BTFO with a predator shuriken
Now that's what I call top kek.

>Essentially the movie did not take itself seriously.

What else can you do when the monster is so well known.

after reading so much hentai, it's pretty normal to find this arousing

okay no that scene was one of the highlights of this
trainwreck

kill yourself tripfag. You know she'd want you to.

...

Do you guys want to know something genuinely disgusting?

Check out some of these YouTube reviews for ovipositor dildos:

youtube.com/results?search_query=ovipositor

1. It disgusts me that there are women who review dildos on YouTube.
2. It disgusts me that someone would come up with the idea of an ovipositor dildo.
3. It disgusts me that someone actually manufactures and sells ovipositor dildos.

Reminds me of Romans:28-30

>Furthermore, since they did not see fit to acknowledge God, He gave them up to a depraved mind, to do what should not be done. They have become filled with every kind of wickedness, evil, greed, and hatred. They are full of envy, murder, strife, deceit, and malice. They are gossips, slanderers, God-haters, insolent, arrogant, and boastful. They invent new forms of evil; they disobey their parents.

Someone really needs to put a brake on the degeneracy train and soon.

Romans 1:28-30

Sorry, forgot the chapter.

What the fuck was that thing? It was actually kind of horrific. Is that movie scary/worth watching?

Why does any of that stuff disgust you? The Bible has more unsettling things than dildos in it, and apparently you love that.

Fun fact: Human skin is strong enough to withstand the difference between 0.8-0.9 atmospheric pressure (what you'd typically find on space ships) and 0.0 atmosphere, meaning that scene is bunk. Assuming the alien had skin only as strong as a human's, the alien would only come apart like that if the spacecraft was pressurized to multiple atmospheres, which would be stupid to do in space. You only need that kind of interior pressure in submarines. This scene is stupid.

t. sinner

>vid finishes
>playlist(182)- Female Belly Expansion

But that one Predator was a top tier hunter, there is a hierarchy for these sorts of things

Because the Bible recognizes evil as what it is.

It disturbs me that our society is so far gone that there are women reviewing dildos that are even more perverse than the usual ones on a mainstream website in videos that show their faces and in some cases even their names without even a hint of shame in their eyes. That isn't normal.

>when you nut but she still suckin

...

t. never sinned in his life

Let's hope you never find out porn exists. You might have a heart attack.

kek'd

>. Is that movie scary
are you 9 years old?

source?

Trust me, I'm well acquainted with the evils of the world. I used to work in forensics. It's just that every so often I stumble on a novelty of depravity that reminds me all over again what a lost cause humanity is.

>complaining about weird dildos on fucking Sup Forums while quoting the bible
Is this satire?

mentally yes

Faust: Love of the Damned

looks like one of the wishmaster sequels

kek'd, also pretty gud practical effects. What the hell is this from

down, boner

see it's a shit movie

It's funny cause people complained that the franchise had become too tame and that there was nothing creepy or scary about the monster from a modern viewer's perspective. And then this happened.

Galatians 88-420
>"You're a fag."

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Looks cheesy as fuck. I must watch it.

youtube.com/watch?v=IDbzQRcoPkM

>monster needs to plant eggs in a human womb
>finds an immobilized woman wearing nothing but a hospital gown
>fucks her mouth

watch it with friends user

This started out great and then...

sounds pretty normal to me ;^)

I'm trying to be edgy bro

Fuck off Krager you sad little cunt

.. it got even greater

why did they do that

what the fuck

fuck off little queers