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12/01 - GLORY 48 SuperFight Series: Van Soest vs Meksen - 7:30pm EST
12/01 - Bellator 189: Budd vs Blencowe 2 - 9pm EST
12/01 - The Ultimate Fighter 26: Finale - 10pm EST
12/02 - UFC 218: Holloway vs. Aldo 2 - 10pm EST
12/03 - Eddie Bravo Invitational 14: The Absolutes - 8pm EST
12/08 - TKO41: Champions - 7:30pm EST
12/08 - Invicta FC 26 - Maia vs Niedźwiedź - 8pm EST
12/08 - LFA 28: Cutts vs. Willis - 9pm EST
12/09 - ACB 76: Australia - 6am EST
12/09 - ONE FC: Warriors of the World - 7am EST
12/09 - GLORY 49 Superfight Series: Rotterdam - 1:30pm
12/09 - GLORY Redemption: Verhoeven vs Saddik - 4pm EST
12/09 - Bellator 190: Carvalho vs. Sakara - 4pm EST
12/09 - UFC Fight Night 123: Swanson vs. Ortega - 10pm EST

UFC 218 Embedded Vlog Series
Episode 1 - youtube.com/watch?v=pMdi4vCtOvQ
Episode 2 - youtube.com/watch?v=XMAMyhK-CHg
Episode 3 - youtube.com/watch?v=LYtvX3TWeII
Episode 4 - youtube.com/watch?v=X1ohoUiNHGQ
Episode 5 - youtube.com/watch?v=MN7DtmjSx9I

TUF 26 Fight of the week
#1 Roxanne Modafferi vs. #12 Sijara Eubanks
rutube.ru/video/1b7f165a14fc91449e31dd52a63e5915/

>Aussie & Fancy Breakdown UFC 218
youtube.com/watch?v=q24qln1SFZ4

/mma/ News:
>Sijara Eubanks hospitalized, Roxanne Modafferi to fight Nicco Montaño for UFC flyweight title
mmafighting.com/2017/11/30/16720960/sijara-eubanks-hospitalized-roxanne-modafferi-to-fight-nicco-montano-for-ufc-flyweight-title

>Conor McGregor showed up late to court for speeding, and the judge was pissed off
mmajunkie.com/2017/11/conor-mcgregor-upsets-judge-late-to-court-speeding-citation

Thank you calendar god

If youre going to make an autistic notepad thread at least make it BEFORE a bunch of other ppl make threads you fucking spastic

Is this the thread?

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This is the thread

heem bless I hope u boys are ready for an amazing card this weekend

gonna be ending my 5 month weed tolerance break once the main card starts, gonna be C R A Z Y

can't be on time all the time my guy. was watching Punisher. btw Ngnnou will win

I thought this is the thread.
But Im having doubts, cause this might actually be the thread

>tfw you will sleep saturday

if you're going to go to such an effort with the threads you should at least make an effort to post them on time.

THIS IS THE THREAD

One day wmma will be the thread :(

Montano vs Modafferi
O’Malley vs Ware
Honchak vs Murphy
Spicely vs Meerschaert
Bennett vs Fabian
Soto vs Johns

calendar never fails to post with his proxies, It's always the same thank you and is this the thread proxy bumps.

pathetic as fuck desu senpai

looooool

How can I make this special effect for an image?

*Shoots a sloppy double leg at the end of the fight and lays on you for a split decision*

Nothing personal, kid

I am going to post webms because I am hype

hey I made this :)

Favorite triple digit IQ fighter?

For me, it's Stephen Thompson

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Too easy

How do we make sure reem doesn't leave his chin open?

For sure don't get leg kicked my man

>OH MY GOD MOM I GOT TO MAKE A FUCKING THREAD ON Sup Forums LOOK
you're a fucking loser dude, that one British dude already made a thread but no, It's has to be "your" thread. do us a favor and off yourself already.

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/heem/'s OP autism is rivaled only by /cric/'s
You gotta sort it out lads

Fuck off

*ezekiel chokes you*

heh... maybe next time buddy

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wouldnt be an issue of Calendar MADE THE THREAD ON TIME. he makes these giant faggot threads that everyone uses, whatever, but jams up /heem/ by waiting until after everyones gone into other, less effort threads, to post them.

Thats so cruel lmao

you realize we can just use that thread after this one is finished... right user?

calm the fuck down you sound like a 15 year old right now

Must be like hell to just be getting beat up like that.

I would quit. What's the point in taking unnecessary damage

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Me on th left u on the right

>caring this much about threads
Lol the OP doesn't matter but no one is gonna use your low quality thread.

We should just start using /wmma/

Calendar is incompetant

We join his thread for news and events, if anyone cares to be the OP put in some more effort

whats up with /cric/ btw, I went there one time to check out what the fuck there is to talk about this boring sport and there were just a bunch of pakis, indians and australians posting tranny porn

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how does his hand speed look so fast but at the same time not that fast really

puts into prespective how fast codys hands are (they are almost android 18 like)

they could've used your shitty one after that one though right?

I didn't make one actually, this autism will end up with us in /asp/.

What is "cric" ive never heard of half the sport names on this board, you shitty ass foreigners

Hello friends, I'm currently trying to get into mma

6'5"
170 (skeleton atm)

Been training jiu jitsu and muay Thai, any advice?

literally only happens once every 12 threads maybe. calm the fuck down. your butt hurt is seeping throughout the thread

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/heem/ confirmed hyper intelligent.
Normally this brainlet shit derails threads on lesser boards.

Dont get hit

fuck you calendar

I don’t get it. Can someone explain please?

>6'5
>170
get a famous burger with a double order of canoe fries my man.

I didn't make any threads though, I just posted in this one because its much more thorough than the other even if it was 10-15 minutes late. Who gives a fuck

oh that's right.. only you. stop being a bitch.

>fuck you calendar

Fucking kek

Answer is 12

This "autism" has been happening for years, it's losers like you crying about not being OP is what's autistic. No one is gonna use your terrible thread, even if it was made exactly at 500 posts, get over it and move on.

It is truly a horrible place, and the threads are fueled by 100% hi-octane Australian autism

Multiply current number by the number before it.
It tries to throw you off by skipping 4, going directly to 3.

is it 12?

Frank is such a choker. Probably best that Aldo is fighting instead, if for no other reason than to see him take 100 punches before being TKO'd again.

>I would quit. What's the point in taking unnecessary damage

You are mentally weak

this is staged, no way he dropped him for real.

6

>all this crying over the OP
heem is simple. we follow the best OP 9/10 and if nobody makes a good OP then we use whichever was posted first. It's been like this for years. Stop complaining unless you're going to either make better OPs or kill every other OP maker

>here let me just add whatever additional information until it makes sense me to

Hows life as a brainlet?

Trade muay Thai for karate so you can range baby every here at welterweight

Aldo and Frankie friends or something?

Pleb detected. Any real /heem/ patrician is eagerly waiting for a new thread made by the one and only calender bro. None of you will ever defeat him. If you don't like it you can go back to rebbit.

Stick n move

stop reaching

the headgear amplifies the punch

Extra info ain't for me.

*kills u*

>tfw Aldo defensive wrestling

The sweetest in the game

I'll be honest with you guys, i want to fuck thug Rose in her boipucci, please post some webms of her, i'm breaking my nofap november.

You guys used a thread with the only content in the OP being "pornhub(.)com" like 2 weeks ago

will aldo CALL OUT mcgregor if he wins?

Is DC finally gonna get the succ against Oezdemir?

the weak should fear the strong

>stay at that weight
>train your takedown defense and your striking on the outside
>???
>Profit

He beats him

He must be perma-shook surely

>6'5"
>170 (skeleton atm)
>any advice?
yeah don't fight outside when it's windy , you might get blown away

if nobody makes a good thread then we use whatever is given. it's simple

you can just tell shes getting wet for the big luke COCK

Been lifting weights, eating protein like a madman

I did tae kwon do for a few years, would that work?

What woman wouldn't? He's the perfect guy.

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no YOU will sleep

Whats the choke called when its like a guillotine but you choke the front of the persona throat with the bone in your forearm instead of the typical blood choke?

Because I could legit kill a mofo with this

We'll see who's mentally weak when you're like Muhammad Ali and on the highlight reels for other fighters

Frankie is too scared of Aldo to beat him even though he should be better than a post-Conor Aldo.

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what happened here?

whys he talking shit

kek

But it's december

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there is no answer senpai whoever made this made a mistake.