ITT: Kino with low metacritic scores
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ITT: Kino with low metacritic scores
Carter Myers
Easton Turner
Falling Down is unsubtle shit made by one of the worst hacks ever, Joel Schumacher.
Jaxson Phillips
kino is in the eye of the beholder
Angel Phillips
>Falling Down
>56 on MC
This is news to me, I thought everyone loved that film.
Benjamin Evans
Joel Schumacher made this fucking movie? It kicks ass.
Camden Hill
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Liam James
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Chase Lopez
The Room
Bentley Hernandez
FAGGOTSHIT!
SUBTLETY IS THE METRIC OF A GOOD MOVIE
Juan Robinson
This one's a doozy.
I'm doing this all from memory, sure I could come up with a lot more.
Oh fuck off, falling down is pretty good. I wouldn't call it kino, but it's reasonable someone else could.
Colton Diaz
Film critics have no taste tbqh.
Christian Hernandez
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Jaxson King
62 ain't bad on Metacritic
Isaiah Thompson
>t. film critic
Luke Miller
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Tyler Baker
Not Kino, but better than some of the Disney shit that's come out. Scenes with Goodman are better than anything Disney/Pixar have done since.
Luis Clark
Come on now, user
Jonathan Anderson
Go to bed Jerry
Carson Roberts
When Goodman makes his first appearance and says that Bee Jerry could be a hologram made of lazerbeams, and then when he gets stung and is falling all over the place, or when he's in the baby walker thing. Shit's straight up hilarious. The rest of the movie is so-so.
Matthew Flores
You really should lay off the 3 am whiskey, user.
Jeremiah Butler
>t. tumbler memelord
Dylan Peterson
not aware that it's a meme. Have a niece and nephew that watch it almost exclusively. So I've watched it a a few times in the last month.
Kevin Cook
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Brayden Moore
Falling Down is poorly made edgy garbage that isn't acceptable to like if you've graduated high school.
Austin Sanders
That's the score it deserves.
The Assassination of Jesse James, one of the finest films of our times, has 68% on Metacritic.
Jeremiah Clark
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Nathaniel Clark
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Leo Lee
>Hacksaw ridge got a fucking 71
Damn kikes
Lincoln Allen
I think I win
Dylan Bell
lmao critics confirmed for pleb
Dominic Thomas
Freddy Got Fingered.
I honestly think that that movie is brilliant, a massive, unrepentant "fuck you" to Hollywood, the critics and the audience.
Julian Adams
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Chase Johnson
bump
Aaron Barnes
this movie is fucking garbage
Dominic Russell
Fools dont know good kino when they see it
Jason Perry
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Jackson Diaz
>61
Insane
Jack Rogers
This is a crime.
Noah Clark
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Dylan Bell
dark city was the most boring fucking film ive ever seen
Anthony Turner
How the fuck is this rated so low, are you shitting me?
Samuel Hernandez
I still don't get what everyone had against it.
Nolan Morales
>people will still deny it
Ian Thompson
>hosted a bunch of friends at my house over the weekend (i was one of the few that moved out at 18 so my house was "cool" because no parents)
>someone puts on Event Horizon
>i leave to go to work
>come back later, ask how the movie was
>SHIT user IT WAS SHIT they all scream
>watch it a couple weeks later
>utter disappointed in my friends
They usually have good kino tastes. I chalked this one up to just different opinions with them.
Caleb Cruz
how is this possible?
Jack Sanchez
Where we're going, we don't need scores.
Kayden Turner
Fair
Wyatt Morgan
That movie is where I drew the line. Sometimes I'm okay with not understanding something and reserving my own thoughts because hey...maybe to some capacity I am dumb and I just don't get it. But that fucking movie man. Complete trash.
Jaxson Jones
Critics are faggots.
Gavin Wood
This is the biggest injustice in the thread IMO. Aside from that annoying robot at the end, this was a solid fantasy adventure.
What went wrong?
Justin Perry
Suck on that, Herzog!