You wake up in the greatest nordic city. What do?

You wake up in the greatest nordic city. What do?

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Is that Stockholm?

Get drunk and go visit the opera

Realize that i actually woke up in a shithole

>sweden
>landscape

pick one and try again

Shoot heroin and eat frozen pizza

That's not Bergen

Are Scandinavian cunts really good or overrated?

>No old buildings
yawn

>you are now 10,000 kr. in debt

We're one the best, but far from perfect.

I've visited all of them and lived 6 months in Sweden for my Master thesis.

I'd rank them as (from best to worst)

Norway
Denmark
Sweden

Though Norway can be hit or miss depending where you are.

Baltic cunts are better

Wonder how I ended up in Moscow

>>you are now 10,000 kr. in debt

mr. 99% income tax talks about debt in other countries

both

Copenhagen = Stockholm >>> Gothenburg > Bergen > Helsinki >>>>>> Oslo

Its Oslo which is basically a glorified ghetto, so maybe?

without memes what is Oslo like?

Feel happy to spend another day in Wismar.
Probably visit one of the professors at the university.

The people are laid-back and generally nice. There's some interesting areas but as a whole it's a grey and ugly city. There's hobos in every other street corner, people shooting heroin in broad daylight and the amount of immigrants is Stockholm-tier. Also, the infrastructure is meme-tier. If you're gonna live there, go with the western parts.

You will find all kinds of subhumans there from swedes to finns who talks about "revva".

Just watched a youtube vid about an american who visited Oslo and hang out with some subhuman black metal folks. Don't know how he managed to find those trash people but he did.

>Oslo
>Great

I honestly don't know why Norwegians think this is a nice place to live. It looks more like a badly planned suburb compared to any real city in the world.

*gets depressed*

>tacos home of birth
>he is depressed

what's wrong user?

To me Oslo felt even more multicultural than London. I barely saw any Norwegians outside of the main street and a ton of Pakis and veiled women. Of course it doesn't describe the whole Norway.

See everything I could. I've wanted to visit Oslo for quite a while!

Looks like an American city that thought it would be a good idea to build in Scandinavian minimalism

preach the word of massutmaning

tacos are swedish

It's the only place in Norway that has relatively passable climate. The rest of Norway has absolute garbage climate, especially B*rgen.

Oslo, Drammen and Moss are the only towns left for me to visit on the list of the fifteen most populated Norwegian towns. Maybe it's time to check Oslo off the list.

Norwegians claim Oslo is the greatest city of Scandinavia while Swedes claim Stock is the capital of Scandinavia meanwhile we all know Copenhagen claim those titles easily

>Oslo
>Good

Pls

Copenhagen has the aesthetics. But it doesn't have the Scandinavian snow. Stockholm has both

>kill a person
>go to jail
Have a better life than i've never imagined in Brazil

But Stockholm has niggers. And regressives.

I'll settle for clouds and rain if I can avoid the ghetto that is Oslo.

It's a meme map because Kristiansand is blue.

And Bergen could have been worse, it could have been windy AND rainy like Stavanger

Both of which all Scandinavian capitals have

Bergen is far beyond the best city of the nordics. Both Stockholm and Copenhagen are better than Oslo tho.

Stockholm and Oslo are too spread out to feel like a real city, and they doesn't have the continental vibe either.

>Rains all the fucking time
>Never snows
false

Brazilian life is great

youtube.com/watch?v=_FE194VN6c4

It doesn't', and it does. Are you a muslim? Do you have this little knowledge about nordic cities? Ho home mohammed.

...

I begin making my way to Hammerfest.

...

Bergen probably has the most based people in all of northern Europe, there is no doubt about it.

They probably woke up at 05:00 so they could go to morning disco before work WTF youtube.com/watch?v=YVDO0y5E6h4

Dunno, Grimstad has the least r**n in all of Norway, and looks comfy as fuck.

But I guess it has no jobs.

last time i was there there were a lot more niggers than even in hellstinky

>Go to the nearest gibs office for dem moniez
>Demand a gibs apartment
>Fuck a few bitches on my way there
>Go on Sup Forums and bitch about how racist are the norwegians.

5/5

Even our pleb cities are better looking than Oslo my cheese slicing friend

That's not Gothenburg.

Have to go to Bergen and Oslo in May, problem is, what is there to see between those two cities

>what is there to see between those two cities

Voss town ofc so you can eat smalahove there

Go make some breakfast after realizing it's another perfectly normal day.

>completely flat
>no coastline
>full of ugly windmills in the background
>shitty park
The cathedral is the only appealing part about this picture.

no coastline is patrician-tier

Take a flight back

Thank you, 100% definitely going to try that. Unironically looks delicious

False

danish sities are bretty ugly DDDD:

No it fucking doesn't. Seems basic as fuck. Not disgusting but not delicious

så hvilken byen vil være den beste i norge å bor og sok noe jobber ved start?
unnskyld for min norsk

>most bombings per capita (nordic capitals)

no thx

*eats brown cheese*

Stockholm is equal to Cph, stop trolling.

Ur just brainwashed by growing up in France, you cant appreciate beautiful buildings if they arent brown/dark/grey made out of brick aka mainland European boring ass buildings.

wtf is this oslo? it looks like some new world shithole

Oslo has older buildings, but is mostly to be regarded as a "modern city".

> This confuses the Norwegian

Just because Oslo is modern doesn't mean it doesn't have old buildings, after all it is an old city. And don't forget about our other cities, like Bergen.

>not norkoping

Not really compareable, do you think?

Nidar domen and your stave churches are neat though. But your strength is nature/beautiful landscapes, your architecture is definitely behind Sweden and Denmark.

this triggers the nordmand

Comparable how? Those walls are how old?

go to the cloud district

shit wall t.b.h. I could climb that no problem.

Drown in Nordic vaginal secretion, for I am black.

Come any closer and I'll blast u fagget!!!!!

> t. Rashford
ur probably one of those pacy british niggers, doesnt count

try me nigga
this is unironically just on the other side of helsingborg

I know, my GF is from Helsingborg. Her classmates often go partying in Helsingör.

>modernist