Czechia best country

>previous president was a gay faggot
>he "stole" a pen in the most fabulous way possible

>current one is an old alcoholic diabetic memelord

>State flag stolen from the capital
>Huge red boxers hung up instead
>CRIME OF THE CENTURY
>chain of events leading to arrests triggered
>takes two years to find new chief of security
>when ONE finally seems like a good option a video of him snorting coke with hookers appears on facebook
>two terrorists are arrested for pranking the capital and the theft of the flag and the red fucking boxers

>president yells allahu akhbar on german national television
>comes drunk af to the coronation ceremony after he's elected
>he HATES BUBBLE BUM
>"Cunt here, cunt there" on live radio

>elections coming up
>yesterday a 58 years old man charged against a communist propaganda vehicle with pitchfork
>traumatises the local leader of the communist party

>promise to accept 400 refugees
>accept 12
>they run back to Sandniggerland asap

Czechia is the land of best memes
fuck all of yous
you ain't got shit on us

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behold the glorious czechian navy
eat shit all of you inferior fuckers

I'm a Czechaboo

Mitä vittua? Tykkään tästä maasta nytte!

I love your beer
also you have excellent train standards

>>president yells allahu akhbar on german national television
>>comes drunk af to the coronation ceremony after he's elected
>>he HATES BUBBLE BUM
>>"Cunt here, cunt there" on live radio

This is truly excellent

Pepikland is truly shit

Czechland is cute
CUTE

though I've heard factories now accept junkies and ex-prsion inmates as workers due to a lack of workforce in the country. what the hell? there are plenty of unemployed people in europe. if we can bring in depressed spaniards with excellent education to work for 500€ a month you can too.

>implying anyone wants spaniards in his country

Slavic men wouldn't never find a gf anymore.

>Implying Zeman wasnt the best thing that happened to this country in recent times.

For a nation of arab/EU hating alcoholics the best representant is arab/eu hating alcoholic
prove me wrong

I refuse to follow a national leader that wouldnt be able to outdrink me without even having to try

Why did the refugees run back? What did you do to them?

>impyling women don't come as well to work as bar keepers and stuff
Spanish girls are hot (although crazy), you definitely want to bring them in

the usual immigrant routine
>rob them of their belongings
>put them in prisons
>put up armed guard around them
>make them pay for armed guard
>they immediately are in debt
>they flee back to Sandniggerland

nope, I don't like tanned and black-haired girls

Ive had the pleasure of living on dorm next to Spainiards, they are the loudest kind of animal Ive ever encountered.
Tho I also practised no-fap that time of the year and scantily clad Spanish bitches were just sitting all around with their legs spread showing their genitals to every bypasser.
They were pretty cute and skinny though their voices were hoarse. They had voices of 40 year old coal miners.

>czechia
>communist party

Some people never learn.

I hope the old man with the pitchfork got a medal.

Is czech comfy? I've heard Prague is a cash grab.
Also
m.youtube.com/watch?v=R26rWBuqoLE

only the ones run by slovaks

Hell yeah come home chong man.
My hometown was 30% viet. You would fit right in.

I live two hours on foot from the place, we're planning on actually getting him one :D

comfy af, not a worry in the world and if there is we got a brewery in every fucking town and at least one still in every basement
where do you live mate
i want some chong pussy

Dont live there anymore.
Also you would have to grow up there to be chong pussy magnet.
Out of like handful of girls that ever approached me, nearly all were azn qts.
And they are very tenacious. They wont let go until they score that Big Bohemian Cock.

its trash

back to hlinka you dirty shit

t. baboon

NAD TATROU SA BLYSKA HROMY DIVO BIJU

sad lif with no chong pussy in town, at this point lack of that is the only thing about this country I hate

There are literal stocks of chong pussy everywhere in Bohemia.
Whole West-NorthWest is just overflowing with asian girls with "Praise the White Man" syndrome.
If you go to Sapa in Prague its just the same. All you have to do is mingle a bit and you immediately get a pussy slapped on your dick.

Friend of mine who worked in border control (confiscating trucks of illegal goods in SAPA) had problems avoiding the gook pussy in Sapa while literally taking millions of CZK in illegal goods from the gooks.