Hi there Sir, please produce an ID and spread your legs

>Hi there Sir, please produce an ID and spread your legs.
>We're just gonna search you and make sure you aren't carrying any contraband that's all

What do you say Sup Forums?

I would probably run from european police

>why are you larping as a european bobby?
Then walk away laughing

How rare is that?

I don't bloody think sharia allows it, bruv

> non-white people problems

laffin @ yo lyfe famm

Fuck off.

>there are people who are unironically scared of people in hi-vis jackets

Yank bolice though? Fuck that, you say "no thank sir" and hope for the best -- unless you're armed.

I'm heading to deportation center, fuck off wanker

On what grounds?

Enjoy being shot if you're not in the UK...

>I DO NOT CONSENT!
>AM I BEING DETAINED?

I DO NOT CONSENT!
AM I BEING DETAINED?

>I DO NOT CONSENT!
>AM I BEING DETAINED?

I DO NOT CONSENT!
AM I BEING DETAINED?

>laugh and walk away, while laughing
>british police literally can't do anything to you at that point

I'm searched all the time here and im not even black, just brown.

I will hand him my ID. But I will not spread my legs so he can search me. If he demands I have to do it, I will ask him if I am under arrest. If he is arresting me, then I will ask for a lawyer, before he is searching me.

Sure sir, take your time.

CONDUCTOR AM I BEING DETAINED?
>CONDUCTOR AM I BEING DETAINED?
CONDUCTOR AM I BEING DETAINED?

Sir, I belive these dubs need to be checked by an appropriate authority

But if you have nothing to hide what do you have to fear?

I forgot

>AM I FREE TO GO?

AM I FREE TO GO?

>AM I FREE TO GO?

AM I FREE TO GO?

>AM I FREE TO GO?

AM I FREE TO GO?

I meant your flag

Fook off cunt lest ya want to see me bad side.

I've ran from american cops

Not that rare, there's a few of us on here.

We tend to have rights in Europe. You don't need to fear anything to assert your rights, that's the beauty of them.

Not rare but uncommon

Do you know them?

This is just like what happened in Gay Police 4: The Long Dick of the Law!

Fuck off ya cunt

Most of those are incompetent pussies though.

IM BEEEEEEEEEING RAAAAAAAAAAPED
AAAAAAAHH HEELP ME HE IS PENETRATING ME

>take out my certificate of abbo ancestry
>he apologises and offers to spread his legs for me instead

Laugh probably.

"Nice costume you poofter, enjoy whichever shindig you're getting slanted at".

Good.

They don't need to search my private property, if they don't have a warrant for it, and then just to harass them a little bit.

Ok but be warned I am on a high protein bulk and I cannot stop farting

Then I proceed to let out nasty, stanky rips

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My rights? Most of them, yes.. You do not need to comply with searches in most circumstances.. Only if you're suspected of a crime or in certain contexts. Random checks are possibly, but must happen in areas designated by the Mayor on objective grounds, like safety issues.

All of this is pretty rare though.. I've never been randomly searched, not even when being caught rolling/smoking joints in places you're not supposed to.

Ok.

You also forgot

I AM A FREE CITIZEN

stay out of my country shitskin

I'm half British, half Chinese, I just have a dark skin tone for some reason. Weird as fuck.

gwei lo out
waifus in

...

Sir, I'm not carrying anything can I leave?
If he says no, then I will ask for probable cause.
If he says there is probable cause, no matter what I'll just consent to the search.

He's being serious here, I can tell by the flag

Really?

This has the be the most cucked man in history, right? I mean, some cucks atleast got some pussy first, but this guy... Jesus Christ! I would kill myself were I in his place. Better to be dead than like that.

sure thing officer

do you need my passport as well?

am on vacation, smuggling cigarettes.

Congrats on not being a nigger.

AM I BEING DETAINED