DEADPOOL 2

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Ughhhh...

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THIS IS MEMES

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THIS IS MEMES

UPVOTE REDDIT STYLE

UP UP UPVOTE REDDIT STYLE

I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE THIS IS FIVE DIFFERENT PEOPLE.

Looks pretty funny desu

fuck reddit

I'm going to watch it.

>being this autistic

THIS IS REDDIT
THIS IS MEMES

>Reddit will defend this

jfc lads enough with the memes

DUDE THE WORD "FUCK" LMAO XD #BLAZEIT420

Joke ran a bit long there and ended flat. I was expecting to see the robber shot dead instead to suggest in real life not everyone waits for a hero to save them.

DUDE I CAN'T MAKE PROPER CRITISM SO I'M JUST GONNA SAY REDDIT OVER AND OVER LMAO

GET OUT HOTHEAD

I agree, fellow Redditor! I'll upvote your post!

>it's a Sup Forums complains about something and calls it reddit episode.

I liked Deadpool 1 tobeentirelyhonest

LE REDDIT ARMY HAS ARRIVED

That shows the real state of Sup Forums right now, a shithole filled with underage kids that are worse than Plebbitors and Sup Forums together.

They are so retarded that can't even notice what happened in the teaser, like the Logan movie, or Uncle Ben from spiderman.

Literally Seth McFarlane humor
Into the trash it goes

>or Uncle Ben from spiderman.
Oh shit, that went entirely over my head.
I'm so used to seeing him die now I didn't think that was a reference.

It just comes off as obnoxious, I guess deadpool and meta humor isn't for me. It doesn't come off as smart at all, just extremely juvenile. Whatever though, I can still somewhat understand why people like this shit

>I'm so used to seeing him die

FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THIS IS REDDIT THIS IS MEMES
THIS IS REDDIT THIS IS MEMES

REDDIT AS FUCK

Also, "Nathan Summers cumming soon" is written on the phone booth

>OK so they are filling this with obvious, basic pop-culture references, let's see, Superman, Firefly, Logan...
>Wait, is that the True Romance theme?
I didn't expect that.

I just watched this and I spent the entire movie repeating the words "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.

I fucking hated it. I was writhing around on the floor in front of my sofa for the last 30 minutes it was so painful.

>"Nathan Summers cumming soon"

Cable? since when is he going to be in the movie?

I'm curious. How is this reddit?

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Hello, Reddit

Three words: HELLA F*KIN EPIC!!!!11!!

>Underage Sup Forumstard showing how this board is worse than Plebbit.

Checjk
>Samefagging this hard.

Am I the only one who appreciated the summary of The Old Man and the Sea?

(me)
What the fuck did I do?

If I could remove one franchise from cinema history, I would remove this crap. So sick of this shit. I'm not even going to watch the teaser. I still remember when I saw the teaser of the first deadpool and people were so hyped over it. At that moment I knew

>True Romance theme starts playing
A film that references 90s pure kino can't be bad.

samefag

Why are you avatar fagging even on tv

NOT FIFTY SHADES?

It's funny.
I'll see it.

Based Fox and Ryan Reynolds.

I can't wait to see it
PS. it was Uncle Ben indeed

>That glaringly obvious cut at 1:34
Wew. So this is the power of marvel properties.

Well, they said they wanted him to be in the post credits scene of the first movie

If that was Uncle Ben, that means Deadpool is old as fucking hell right?

I mean the guy has the same power as Wolverine, and Logan was centuries old, is Deadpool old as hell too?

Am I the only one who thought he'd ignore the mugging and go see Logan instead while making a quip that he didn't want any of his friends knowing he was going to see it so that's why he suited up?

The Old Man and the Sea is the story of a fight between an elderly, accomplished fisherman, Santiago, and a really big fish. Like... HUGE. The story opens With Santiago suffering eighty-four days without catching a fish because he's the unluckiest son-of-a-bitch on planet earth. Honestly, if you were in a boat for eighty-four days, it'd be hard to NOT catch a fish... even by accident. Santiago was so unlucky that his apprentice, Manolin, was forbidden by his Ma and Pa to fish with him. But as The Fresh Prince used to say, ‘Parents Just Don't Understand’. So the boy Visits Santiago's shack anyway, ignoring the inherent risks of unsupervised playtime with an elderly man who talks to himself, Manolin helps out, moving Santiago's fishing gear, making food and talking about baseball. Especially Joe DiMaggio; who used to bump fuzzies with Marilyn Monroe. The next day, Santiago tells Manolin that he's going way out into the Gulf Stream. WAY OUT north of Cuba. Lady luck is returning! 0n the eighty-fifth day of his crappy luck, Santiago drops his lines, and by noon, gets a bite from what feels like a big-ass fish. He's sure it's a winner. He fights and fights and lights but can't pull the monster in. Santiago's leaky old boat is pulled by the fish for two days and nights as he holds on for dear life. Even though he's bloody and beat, Santiago begins to appreciate this mighty adversary. He starts calling him “brother" or maybe even. “bro.” It's sort of a love story if you really think about it. And like most romantic comedies. the reader pictures a delightful Outfit changing montage, followed by the inevitable interspecies wedding. But on the third day. Santiago is freakin' EXHAUSTED. and decides he just wants the fish to do what he says and not always swim wherever it wants. So he stabs it, with a fucking harpoon, it's a mess. Super gross. Blood everywhere.

I want to rim that ass

Because, like many men his age, Santiago has difficulty expressing his emotions and fears With words - instead giving in to base desires - and imposing his gigantically terrible positions on any given subject through unbiinking Violence. Typical. Anyway, he straps the marlin to the side of his skiff and hits the road home, ready to act like a total show off to everyone and probably gouge people on the price. But guess what? Pretty soon sharks begin to attack the bleeding marlin's carcass. because as we all know, life is a tragic opera and just when you think you've finally found something good and true, sharks come along and rip it all to fucking shreds while dry-humping your dignity with their Crazy-weird shark dicks. Sure. Santiago tries killing a few of them, but drops his harpoon because his hands are just as old as he is. By nighttime, the sharks have pretty much eaten the entire marlin. Only a bleach-white skeleton remains, silently mocking him in the murky darkness. Santiago realizes he's still unlucky. REALLY unlucky. (Duh!) He calls the sharks. “dream killers”. Which isn't really all that fair. I mean, the sharks were just doing their job and the marlin... Jesus, don't even get me started on the marlin! It was just hanging out one day, minding it's own busnness, maybe thinking about ways it could be a better provider for it's family and WHAM! Harpoon in the brain. Who's the “dream killer" now, fuckface? The hypocrisy is pretty much boundless at this point. Eventually Santiago makes it ashore. Leaving the bones of the marlin and the boat, he hobbies to his shack. He makes it home and crashes, like I said - he's super tired. The next morning, a group of fishermen gather around Santiago's boat. One measures the skeleton and, holy shit-shingles! It's over 18 feet!

>nobody here probably knew Cable, Domino and potentially X-Force are in it
>nobody even noticing the Firefly posters in the background teasing maybe Nathan Fillion
>Every shouting REDDIT

competing with Sup Forums for worst board here

The head of the fish is given to Pedrico (strange that this is the first mention of him) and the other fishermen ask Manolin to send their glad tidings to the old man. Manolin brings Santiago newspapers and coffee when he wakes and they decide to fish together again. Many years later, there's a Red Lobster Restaurant in nearly every City in America, offering a casual dining experience and convenient parking.

because of redditors like you who watch this Sup Forums tier trash yeah

>Firefly posters in the background teasing maybe Nathan Fillion
Or they might, you know, be a reference to Morena Baccarin?

>nobody even noticing the Firefly posters in the background teasing maybe Nathan Fillion

What minute?

Fuck off underage kid, everyone knows that Sup Forums is a shithole even worse than plebbit and Sup Forums.

THIS IS REDDIT
THIS IS MEMES

WHY IN THE FUCK ARE THERE FIREFLY POSTERS BEHIND HIM?

the fuck is going on

No one noticed REY is the graffiti on the wall.

gee i wonder

>5
>only quotes 4 people
what did you mean by this

>potentially funny joke that is dragged out far longer than it should be

Great

Why is john williams' music so good?

>Ughhhh...
>>>/tumblr/

so what thats no reason at all just because 1 character was in one other thing?

fucking understand why Deadpool is reddit now

Shhh

Posting pics of pretty girls is avatar fagging?

reminder

daily reminder that there are the same amount of cringy fags on reddit than on Sup Forums

IMAGINE MY SHOCK

If you let Sup Forums or Sup Forums in general cloud your judgement/ dictate what you should consider funny or entertaining then you should probably just kill yourself or leave Sup Forums as a whole. you will end up a 30 year old bitter fool who thinks himself 'smart but lazy' and lives under some sort of welfare only deriving pleasure from arguing with imaginary characters on an anonymous mongolian image sharing forum

WE DON'T NEED REMINDING

That's sort of true, so many retarded fucks can't stop talking about reddit on here.

reddit this, reddit that, jesus christ

very true. reddit has both some deadpool fans, and other people who are not mentally retarded and watch movies for 8 years olds, just like Sup Forums

>gassenhauer used on this turd
REEEEEEEEEE

mhm

Fox canceled Firefly. Deadpool 1 makes some jokes about Fox and the X-Men. They just continue this tradition.

It's some off-brand ripoff of gassenhauer

My theater started shouting out their Reddit usernames once this trailer came

...

>Seth McFarlane type long winded jokes
>music cues
>record scratch/slow-down

The first Deadpool movie felt like a mediocre comedy that could've come out around 2007, but this feels like it could've came out in 2002.

reddit the movie
*puke*

hey its the soundtrack from Badlands, based

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nice one mate

FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

lmao at buttblasted sperglords in this thread

HEY REDDIT! *does the REDDIT DANCE* bacon narwhal! Ooh Deadpool! Deadpool is the official mascot of Reddit! CHIMICHANGA! I love Reddit: The Superhero! *le fap* *le fap* *le fap* I am having sexytimes with my le penis! *ejaculates* Oh! Yummy cummies for my Reddit Man!

Sorry m80, it's True Romance:
youtube.com/watch?v=jq5kbNW8VKU
Though Zimmer probably stole it from Badlands anyways, since he's a massive faggot.

Dead Pool is literally the "What if Reddit produced a comic book movie"

anyone who enjoyed it, thought it was funny, or "good" in any capacity NEEDS TO GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOaRD. NOW.

First one was good, I'll probably see this.

>2009 version of the series V
That's where I remember her fine ass from!

TIL Ryan Reynolds decided to play Deadpool after seeing a comic where Deadpool describes himself as a cross between Ryan Reynolds and a shar-pei. Reynolds thought "Jesus, this is f***ing destiny."

>MY BOaRD
have a (you) my child.

>MY BOaRD

nice

get hype

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>it's reddit
>why is it reddit?
>because it is
lmao

No he's like 35

God I hope Redditors of the Galaxy 2 flops and this quipfad will end.

This.