>"Alright, listen... I don't like you... and you don't like me"
"Alright, listen... I don't like you... and you don't like me"
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>"Wait a minute... Say that again."
>"Not that, the other thing."
>"we can't just kill him."
>"He's responsible for EVERYTHING that happened!"
>"You're not a murderer."
>Killed 78 other characters leading up to this
>IN ENGLISH DOC
>"Red wire or blue wire? Red wire or blue wire? Red wire or blue wire??!!"
>The DA's breathing down my neck.
>Your badge and gun
>And your other gun.
>Mahoney
>What are you talking about? I like you.
>How do I know I can trust you?
>You don't
>You don't have a choice
Name 37 animes that does this.
"rule number one: there are no rules"
>rule number two is rule number one emphasized
>but we need to get married otherwise X will happen
Literally my opening line to every girl I want to fug.
the rules are for fools, kid
>nothing pesonnel starts playing>
>Hacker sits down at computer
>Cracks knuckles and neck
>"Let's dance..."
>Rule number three renders rule number one void but emphasizes rule number two
>on your left
>your other left!
>"time for plan B"
>"What's plan B?"
>"Run!"
>We? There's no we.
>There's a you and there's a me, but there's no we.
Or
>Time to play some ball...
>"Just do what you came here for..."
>"No... I'm not like you."
>a young cop fresh off the academy and an old cop who just lost his partner have to work together
>the young cop wants to do everything by the books
>the old cop doesn't care so much about the rules
>in the end, they both do something the other would have done in the same situation which leads to catching the big baddie
>I quit
>You don't get to quit
>It's time for plan B!
>that WAS plan B!
>you can't, they'll tear you apart!
>I'm counting on it
>vietnam war movie
>it ain't me starts playing
>Red, blue, white or green wire
>I have no idea
>Cuts the green one because it's not in the US flag
>Timer stops
>Freedoms internally
>Bad guy pointing a gun at MC
>We hear a gunshot
>MC flinches
>then looks puzzled
>Someone offscreen shot the bad dude
>If you fight your enemies they win
>Bad guy pointing a gun at MC
>We hear a gunshot
>MC flinches
>then looks puzzled
>Bad guy shot his boss standing close by and turns out to be good guy
>Someone points gun at MC while he's unarmed and pulls the trigger
>*click* *click* *click* just happens to be out of ammo
>MC beats the shit out of his assailant and moves on
>GAME OVER MAN ! GAME OVER
>Not bad
>For a human
>Alright lets get done with him
>We can't, we have to bring him back for trial
>They came from the west when they attacked
>Quick! What rhymes with west?
>Best?
>That's right! And where are two strangers usually located when they "came"?
>At a hotel, West, best, THEY'RE AT THE BEST WESTERN HOTEL
>Bingo, he's got it. Let's roll.
Noo
>Hacker sits down at computer
>Cracks knuckles and neck
>Presses a key on the keyboard and loud, bass-heavy electronic music begins blaring
>MC has girlfriend
>He fucks her in the vagina
>Character has a wife
>They don't so much as kiss a single time
go back
>"Alright, listen... I don't like you... and you don't like me"
I like you
>"Okay, it's like this..."
>Doc picks up random objects around the room and tries to explain the concept with props
>we aren't so different, you and I
>We'll stop you!
>You can't. I did it 30 minutes ago.
Bender and Leela
Futurama
Neckbeard confirmed.
>character trips and falls
>slo mo closeup of his own penis entering his anus
>"OOWWWWWWWWIIIIEEEEEEEE!"
>"Why should I believe you?"
>"Because I'm the only chance you've got."
name 5 flicks where that happened
>''do you trust me?''
>takes mc's hand
>"That's my Kung-Fu"
wait, are you watching me? I do that all the time before I hack.
>Why should I trust you?
>You shouldn't.
>no time to explain!
-A Million Ways to Die in the Best Western Hotel
-All Quiet on the Best Western Hotel
-How the Western Hotel was Won
-C'era una volta il Western Hotel
-The Wild Wild Western Hotel
>Do you hear that?
>and your other gun
>Pet rat sitting on his shoulder
>my other arm
>le funny dogger maymay XD
>There is no me and you, not no more
>We're not so different, you and I...
Oh hai!!! Just shitting up this thread, pfffff!! haha more like threaf. Hee-hee
*Snortckles*
Eeeyah eat a swab of my cumb
Toodles
P.S. Giant Bird
P.S.S. Modify this flappy balls on yo esaqphogys
>if you kill me you'll be just as bad as him
SOLDIERS WITHOUT AN ARMY
NO JUST CAUSE
NO GREATER GOOD
>hero and villain hit eachother at the same time
>villain smirks and chuckles
>suddenly in pain
>falls to ground
>you and what army?
>army shows up
>oh, that army
>character gets one up on opponent in hand to hand combat
>opponent laughs and says "look down"
>character has knife at his stomach
>character gets punched in the face
>character calmly takes fingers on where he got hit
>looks on fingers and see blood
>character looks the character who punched him in the face and says that he'll regret that
>if i wanted to kill you i would have done so already
>you don't have a choice
>YOU and YOU in my office NOW
>"Nice job back there guys, I'm considering raising your celeries!"
>Taxi!
>Follow that car!
The thought of Pepe reacting like this whilst watching a movie is making me laugh uncontrollably
...
>character aims rifle at other character
>other characters looks in disbelief as character is aiming at him
>*pew*
>*thud*
>character actually shot a third character going to kill the other character behind his back
>"Alright, listen... I don't like you... and you don't like me"
>"You don't like me? I like you"
>"Alright fine. You like me but I don't like you!"
>"maybe you'd like me if you got to know me"
>character hurts/embarrasses himself
>dog covers its eyes with its paws
>Lawful good character points gun at chaotic evil characters head
>evil pulls goods gun right to his head
>"Do it I fucking dare you!"
...
>character has a friend tagging along everywhere
>other characters doesn't seem to acknowledge him
>it turns out the character is only imaginary to the main character