Oh no, NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

oh no, NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>*inhales* HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHA

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joke being?

He will get the last laugh in 2018.

What the fuck is that tattoo?

so close yet so far, 3 times in a row.

He is a soy boy

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everyone calls him a bitch so he got a manly tattoo

obviously he doesn't understand it just proves everyone right, like every tattooed-up bitch

bad luck defines messi's carreer
luck defines cr7's carreer

*tips fedora*

he's right though

>scholes bails him out against barcelona
>he misses a penalty in the cl final but terry slips
>benzema bails him out against bayern
>ramos saves him not once, but twice in champions league finals
>his free kick against wolfsburg straight at the wall but a magical hole appears for him
>doesn't even play euro final and eder bails him out

not to mention all the other games leading up to those games where he got bailed out by others, like when he missed on the counter against croatia and quaresma tapped it in, or the penalties against poland and somehow Sanches being man of the match. Or how about missing a penalty against austria, doing nothing against iceland, and finishing 3rd to advance and avoiding Germany, Spain, France, England, Italy on the other side of the bracket. You don't think any of this is luck? How can a man not even play the Euro final and a literal who named Eder scores to win it for him? Do you even know where Eder is playing today?

>>he misses a penalty in the cl final but terry slips
Ronaldo scored the only United goal
>>benzema bails him out against bayern
Ronaldo scored 5
>>ramos saves him not once, but twice in champions league finals
lmao
>>his free kick against wolfsburg straight at the wall but a magical hole appears for him
He scored 3 while 2 down
>>doesn't even play euro final and eder bails him out
Literally carried his team there

>like when he missed on the counter against croatia and quaresma tapped it in
You mean when Ronaldo passed it to him? Right? You aren't that retarded? Are you?

>doesn't even play euro final and eder bails him out

>carried them in the playoffs
>carried them out of the group
>crucial vs polan

Mark my words this is the last time I am ever responding to you, you little fucking sack of human waste.

A BASED FUCKING LEAF

Okay? So it was blocked and Quaresma tapped in a ball that fell right to him. Is that supposed to be bad or something?
Fucking moron

>Okay? So
kek
>You mean when Ronaldo passed it to him? Right? You aren't that retarded? Are you?
kek
that goal post move
watch some games before you talk like you know shit

>the absolute state of our defense

The fat soyboy chicano is at it again

>the germans agreed not to play seriously for the second half
>actually conceded a goal, probably delibarately fucking neuer over
A reminder that germans are cucks even when they are fucking someone over.

wew an american with s succinct football opinion, you are probably a proxy, anyway you are right, although cristiano wasn't 100% invisible during the tournaments he was invisible during the critical moments but luck was on his side, messi must be be very close to nirvana because anyone else would have murdered higuain for soiling his carrer o

Yes he'll be laughed out of the building when he fails to get out of the group.

>top all time CL scorer & assister
>invisible during the critical moments

>

CHI

I hope Ronaldo's luck carries him to a WC so the asshurt will be palpable.

deflectnaldo

Why would they play seriously and risk injuries when the game is 5-0?

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How are the leaf and romanian guy in every ronaldo thread, holy shit

Poor Vida. 3 (strinic?) was supposed to be on ronaldo, but he just let him through, so vida went to close him down, and the gypsy was left open

cr7 unironically pays them

the CR7IDF is a thing

theres maybe 5 leafs all ready to ravage messi fans at any time of day

>stat padding againts malmö and shaktar
>critical moments

the joke is that argentina lost like 5 finals in a row
there are teens living in argentina who have only seen their team lose the big matches

Didn’t they get outed as the same guy?

no?

>hatrick vs bayern
>hatrick vs atheltico
>2 goals vs jewentus

based oh no no no no poster

Holy shit good post BOIIIKK

>over 100 goals scored
>only 8 goals againts decent teams in the final stage
>only 1 critical goal in the final againts juventus

I don't hate the guy, this was actually one of my favorites cl moments
youtube.com/watch?v=jjKka4vKcwE
>Cristiano Ronaldo scores penalty kick in Champion's league final to make it 4-1. Oddly enough when Marcelo scored to make it 3-1 he didn't celebrate but when he scores he loses his shit and shirt and goes bananas. I guess only his goal matter.

Will he kill himself after he fails again?

Nah... he paid off putin good this time