You wake up in Antarctica

You wake up in Antarctica.

...

Get on with building that fucking ice shelter before I freeze to death

Try and find whatever NASA is hiding there and prove flat earth

Earth isn't flat, baka.

Just out of curiosity, why aren't satellites crashing down all over on a flat earth scenario?

>you make out with a polar bear

>polar bear
>antarctica

I go back to sleep

Die in 3 minutes from exposure.

Assume I'm reasonably close to a research station and start looking for one.

>you make out with australian

>sleep naked
I die in a few minutes, rest in fucking pepperoni

I will go to the Norwegian Troll Station and I will hang out with whoever those people are till I'm able to get back home.

You wouldn't wake up because you'd already be frozen nigger

Build a sauna to keep warm

How do you get water, and warm water at that?

Nordic people are weird

The snow melts Ole-Einar

I infect the nearest available base and evaluate this new species that I have just imitated.

How will you make it melt,SVEN?

Was my answer weird? Only weird thing about my answer is that I would die before I reached the base. HOWEVER, I woke up on their doorsteps actually, because I say so.

In the fucking sauna I just built. Be happy about the sauna Björn-Björn and don't ask stupid questions.

Well, I'll join.