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>should also mention this children's book has scientology terminology in it "clearing" a word (aka fucking defining it, like how every other person describes the process)
>after making clay house have to draw layout of the office to prove I can once again demonstrate knowledge
>have great memory from playing too many video games and learning maps
>draw perfect map "wow user, this is an incredible map of the office"
>notice at this point that the supervisors are wearing what looks like rock jewelry
>literally, gemstone necklaces and bracelets (even the men)
>when making eye contact and smiling feels like dealing with a robot
>people all love these courses
>anyway, pass first course with flying colors
>am told I'm ready for the second course:
>"How to get along with others"
>not sure if they are trolling or not at this pont
>book begins by detailing that all relationships are formed by "affinity, communication, and reality" aka the ARC system
>can't believe I'm reading this shit now
>want to walk out
>continue reading for money
>have to explain with gems and wooden figures representing people how the ARC system works
>again, "wow user. are you familiar with l ron hubbard's techinques from somewhere else?"
>no, literally common sense when dealing with people
>have to do "drills" now
>first drill: WALK AROUND AND WATCH AND LISTEN TO OTHER PEOPLE TALKING
>literally, like stand across from them like a creep
>am thinking ashton kutcher is coming out any second now
>go to bathroom and come back pretending i did this drill
>second drill: go up to three different people and engage them in their reality in order to bring up their affection with you. then use that affection in order to be more engaged in their reality. notice how the ARC system works."
>go to break room and get water this time instead of bathroom
>end of day
>drive away wondering if any of that was supposed to be real

They call me the Dago Slayer

Cum has become too much of a sausage fest ever since Minnesota girl was kicked out.

We need more qt cum grills

i genuinely want terrone to kill himself

pls kill the t*rrone

Were you getting paid for training or no?

kys mexishit
kys
I'll never kys

I thought that the kys spammer was some nerd from San Francisco

subhuman

She left because she was tricked by Canadians to move to Manitoba and proceeded to normify