You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right...

>You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

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>yeah cuz I'm fuckin' your mom in the other room

Boom, rekt

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>I hope you do anal or they won't tip well

>ywn see a new John Candy ultra comfy flick

>John Candy
>Trips

This is the best answer I've seen since the original thread.

Best one

>honey, you don't know what you're getting into. If I let you half an hour with Leo and Brad, you'll come out running, crawling and begging me to bring back that 3-meter demon from This Is The End

This is the worst tv meme of all time hands down

Make a tree
BUT NOT HERE

>*pulls out .45*..."Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. You were saying? No please, continue... I'd love to hear the rest of this fantasy of yours. NO, DON'T MOVE. NOBODY MOVE! EVERYONE SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND SHUT UP! What's the matter, frog got your tongue? You seemed so talkative before, what changed? Oh this? Yeah, this is normal to carry where I'm from, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's the first real one you've seen. No, don't look at anyone else, look at me. Look at me because I'm the one in control of your life right now. I'm in charge. No, don't cry, that's not going to help you. Not even a little. Wanna know why? Because at this very moment, here and now, as far as you're concerned I'm God and unless you play your cards right, I could very well be the last thing you ever see. So save your crocodile tears for someone who cares and choose your next words really fucking carefully now you stupid French bitch. You useless skank. You disgusting euro whore. Because this is my show now and your fifteen minutes are almost up. Now tell me what you are. Repeat what I just called you. Every single word. Do it. SAY IT. And start taking your clothes off as you do it. Go ahead. Yeah that's right. One piece at a time. Right here and now on national television. Good, just like that. You know, you might wanna thank me right about now. Because I'm about to make you a star you worthless cunt..."

>how about i go bataclan 2.0 up in this bitch and start murdering you faggot frog sandnigger loving peaces of shit?
that would of shut her up

> american """"""""""" banter """""""""""

Best one

>I AM RUBBER YOU ARE GLUE.

>I cant think of a witty yet devastating response so I'm going to kill you

Itsa matter uf respact

this is why I always carry my piece, in case a yuropoor ever tries to insult me I can pull it out and say something like this.

>bitch, thats fresh .... but not Subway fresh.

I AM ECCENTRIC ACTOR FROM RUSSIA

It's been a over a year and you guys still can't come up with a comeback.

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murder is the best comeback you always get the last word

>I need to hide behind my gun in case I'm a victim of a witty putdown

why not carry a rocket launcher just in case.

that also gets you 50 years in jail, Sherlock.
but yeah, you won.

>autistic euro redditor doesn't get memes

>rich people
>going to jail
wew

>that also gets you 50 years in jail

not if you murder everybody

He needed a subway quip

>angry autist on Sup Forums
>rich

wew lad

>frog got your tongue?

died

We're uhh... talking about Jonah.

I think this guy is right

this is shooped

USA won't extradite The Hill.

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Thanks user. Your contribution will never be forgotten.

Fuck you. Maybe you are too stupid to get it

best response so far

arent comedians supposed to be ready to shoot down hecklers with devastating one liners?

Jonah "I'm bigger than a" Hill is fucked without a script.

There is no comeback. How can a fat jew manlet ever be anything but subhuman? There is no comeback.

He is an actor who starts in comedies, not a comedian.

it's easy to tell cause i do this for a living

>"They're not my friends..."

i'm unironically memorizing this for future use in my daily life

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are you a literal idiot?

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*pulls out .45*
>say out loud "pulls out .45"

>frog got your tongue?

Is this the new bane?

>They're not my friends...

no bane is bane

>Are you sure you don't want any of this? I am packing a foot long after all
>Jonah proceeds to whip out his handy pocket sub, put it on his crotch and flop it around while oil, vegetables and meatballs fly everywhere

Absolute revengekino

OK now that would be hilarious.

>that Lois face
kek

youtube.com/watch?v=uI1r-FeIK1A

nice

>Funny you say that, I also have a fantasy involving you. In it, I brutally slice your neck and rape your lifeless corpse in the ass haha
Would shut her up pretty quick, I bet

It's on the internet, so it must be true!!

>me watching this scene remembering all the times ive been an asshole to people

>VOULEZ-VOUS COUCHER AVEC MOI SE CE SOIR

did you think this up while having a shower?

>*In perfect fluent French* You're so painfully unfunny you forced me to reveal my true identity to shut you up. Yes, your ears do not deceive you. I am the reincarnation of Napoleon Bonaparte.

Best response

>Hey. Cut the bullshit. You already lost. You think you got me? Huh? Fuck you. I don't know what pain is. Fear? Don't know that either. There's nothing you can get from me. So... You already lost. Got that?

w-witty

thanks, user.

Yeah we agreed this was the best. After 6 months finally.

Who cares about this fat fucking Jew?