This is Katana

This is Katana.

She's got my back. She can cut all of you in half with one sword stroke, just like mowing the lawn. I would advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of its victims.

Our gal?

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>AHM UH SOUL JURRRR

What did Flag mean by this?

Fucking swedes

>muh Killing

Kinnaman is a black hole of charisma

Damn Dr Strange got destroyed by THAT?

The one time an asian actress stars in a hollywood movie its this piece of shit.

If SS being a box office success was good for one thing it was making sure Karen Fukuhara had something nice to put on her resume

>why yes I am an English speaking Japanese female with a blockbuster hit under my belt, how nice of you to ask, and yes these tits are real.

This seriously sounds like it was written by a 10 year old. I still can't believe this piece of shit movie got made.

Fuku too, no need to be rude

>had something nice to put on her resume
>Films: Academy Award winning Suicide Squad

THIS IS KATANA

SHE'S ON HER BACK

Karen Fukuhara? more like Karen Fuckingmehaha

>but that was for makeup!
>that WHAT was for makeup, you say?
>...
>SAY IT

Hotter than Harley Quinn desu

>DC's attempt at Marvel quips

If her sword nicks someone and the wound gets infected and they die a month later, does it still trap that person's soul? What if she accidentally drops it over a ledge and it falls on someone's head and cracks their skull, does that count?

>Marvel's attempt at DC Oscar

it has to kill on the spot.

Congratulations, you've put more thought into this movie than any of the screenwriters

What if she stabs someone in the eye and, in their blind stumbling, they walk in front of a bus? Does that count?

>DC copies Marlel
>does it better

Evangelion 4.0 You Can (Not) Make This Shit UP

That wasn't even a quip, let alone a forced in joke. It was last minute exposition for a character's introduction. Fuck of MCUck

HOLY SHIT MARVEL FAGS BTFO!!!

>fans of suicide squad
jesus christ

>Her sword traps the souls of its victims

So afterlife is confrmed in DCEU. How did atheist react to this?

it has to kill on the spot

What does that mean though? Stab and cut wounds rarely kill instantly

Not only SS did more domestic it did more Global even without China market

Didn't he win a kids choice award as well?

So God does not exists in this movie' universe?

>Stab and cut wounds rarely kill instantly

Says the expert assassin yeah? Stop being an annoying tit.

DELET

Says medical science, manchild

I'm a fan of FACTS, you should try it sometime

Show me in the medical journal where katana wounds don't kill instantly

How the hell can Kinnaman get parts in Hollywood ?

He can't act for shit, can't read lines, has only been in one decent thing (the killing) and he almost ruined that as well.

Show me in the medical journal where souls exist

O S C A R W I N N I N G

This movie was such garbage. What were they thinking when they decided to make this. I loved BvS extended btw

>This is Katana.
>
>She's got my back. She can cut all of you in half with one sword stroke, just like mowing the lawn. I would advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of its victims.

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Can you imagine being one of those people in the crowd?

Do they not understand how pathetic they look?

Show me in the medical journal where Bruce Jenner is female.

>this is katana. She has an Oscar

Marvel """""fans""""" will always be salty

Show me in the medical journal where it says that you should shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

Yuki Nagato a cute

>hot asian girl in a movie
>wears a mask covering her face the whole time
Suicide Squad was so awful in so many ways its amazing

That really doesn't seem all that strange. Maybe CIA just wanted to kill the person painlessly and then dispose of the body ???

It doesn't seem all that unlikely

Show me in the medical journal where it says what Aragorn's tax policy was.

>I would advise not getting killed by her
I will never not cringe at that line

I know. He says it like someone would want to get killed by her if he hadnt told them not to be

>not wanting to get killed by her
LMAO

Why does the government not go public with the existence of souls? How was it scientifically verified that her sword traps souls?

Edit: So is Superman in Heaven or Hell right now? And what happens when he inevitably revives? Will he not remember the afterlife

Karen Fukuhara a CUTE

>she kills you and traps your soul in her sword
>completely immobile but somehow still able to feel, smell and taste
>she uses the hilt as a dildo when she's alone
>sometimes she sticks it up her ass

I dont want to get killed at all

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Remeber how the dirt above hos coffin began to float just as the movie ended? Eventually the gravity of the earth lost hold of his lifeless body (a property of his super human cells) and his body lifted up out of the grave and into the sky towards the sun. His body is floating undetected closer and closer to the sun untill the yellow light fully revives him just as the flames start to awaken him. Obviously.

meh. shes alright

David Ayers please for the love of god tell me she's in Gotham Sirens please I beg of you

>this film has more oscars than the entire MCU
just kill yourselves already marvelcucks

>Fuku-me
Come on.

Shoehorn the character in at the last possible second.

This scene is pure kino

What a fucking waste of a qt

shes much hotter than harley or meme model girl

>meme model girl

Who?

enchantress

good question, he was one of the worst things in SS

but not THE worst thing. Jared Leto somehow took the Joker and made him into the shitteist version of the character there has ever been

he succ teh benis :DDD

That was a premier so they probably hadn't seen it yet.