Who will play Obama in the inevitable biopic?

Who will play Obama in the inevitable biopic?

An unconventional choice, but I think he's more than capable. He's widely regarded as the Laurence Olivier of his generation.

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it already happened

Idris Elba.

unironically this

Idris Elba with his head reduced by a head hunter from the amazon rain forest.

Don Cheadle

i don't understand how even a pedophile could be this obsessed with this kid. bran maybe. but this kid is completely unremarkable.

Morgan Freeman

Trump in blackface. And because Trump can't act he'll just act like himself.

Peele

Jaden Smith

You're completely unremarkable. And Bran is lanky as fuck.

A nigger

Trayvon Martin

scarlet johanson

Jackie Chan

Paul Dano

Michael Cera

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Who's the gayest mulatto in Hollywood?

donny glover

obvious choice is obvious

Pauly Shore, and he's gonna win an Oscar for his performance. Screenshot this post for when it comes true.

Emma Watson in cgi blackface. This is how she will actually win an oscar.

Denzel Washington

OK that's legitimately good

That would be all kinds of wrong, and funny.

This is the right choice

This is what we'll get

>"soooo...this is the story all about how I put Bin Laden in the ground"

He'll direct it too and win a buttload of Oscars

And you know he'll deserve them, cuckboys

Gary Coleman

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