hmmmm edition
/brit/
Jason Martinez
Noah Gonzalez
not a fan of this general
Cameron Sanders
holding a runt roast at my house on Sunday - you're all going to be the guests of honor!
Levi Rodriguez
I'm a ce
Jonathan Murphy
How did a nitwit like you get such good taste?
Sebastian Robinson
Any elf lads on /brit/?
Cooper Price
Reply so i can go to sleep and leave brit
Jack Robinson
ive been away for a while
what happened to poleaboo
whats the latest gimmicks?
Colton Long
Knock knock
Elijah Johnson
G'night lad
Brayden Garcia
off to meet a uni friend whose come to visit after about a year away.
Jaxson Johnson
dinner tonight:
youtube.com
brunch tomorrow:
youtube.com
dinner tomorrow:
youtube.com
rate
Brandon Allen
redpill me on hmmm-posting
Alexander Lee
Take the Mick
James Phillips
might buy a budenovka
Adrian Brown
have to go shopping centre but it's Saturday so it's going to be packed and like 95% of it is way too expensive apart from maybe h&m and some other stores
Ryan Peterson
anyone else got the feelin that this is going to be a really bad winter?
Ryder Brown
>kane
Jonathan Wright
unironically did a 5 mile run this morning
Ethan Smith
who would you vote for?
Adrian Foster
Gnight
Dominic Russell
why do PoC love 5-a-side so much more than proper football?
whenever i play 11-a-side it's almost all white lads but playing 5-a-side is another story
Grayson Howard
awful keeping desu
Brandon Cooper
Decided to let God into my life
Nolan Price
>PoC-love-5-A-SiDE
just smashed 100mg of this right up my arse as it happens
Logan Rogers
>bane
Brandon Diaz
*enters brit*
Adam Myers
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Carson Miller
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Kayden Baker
...
Owen Sanders
Posting from the shitter, taking a right nasty poo
Kayden Gomez
can see nipple janitor ban this man
Nicholas Ward
Went out for a curry with the lads yesterday and deliberately ordered a cheap dish and only had one beer, in order to keep the costs under £10. Then the bill comes and the table agrees to just split it equally because it's "easier that way". Ended up paying £22 for my £8 meal. Absolutely FUMING desu
Cooper Thompson
i was saddened when i found out that kid was just a bully trying to force the guy out of the cubicle and not a learning disabled lad going on an adventure.
Alexander King
dont be such a pussy then
John Collins
eggs, beef hash and taters for breakfast lads
Joseph Bennett
imagine allowing yourself to be bullied by a specimen such as that
Oliver Williams
they prefer it because they think football is about doing stupid tricks and showing off
Hunter Walker
did you do a nice curry poo after it at least?
Christian Roberts
*exits /brit/*
Christopher Parker
>wait all week for the weekend󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦󠇦 󠇦
>weekend comes󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦󠇦 󠇦
>it's shit󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦󠇦 󠇦
󠇦 󠇦 󠇦 󠇦󠇦 󠇦
Isaac Nelson
fat belly yank
Easton Hall
>2 cadbury caramel muffins
>1 pack of tesco onion rings(large)
>1 pack of tesco cheese puffs(large)
>1 pack of butterkist sweet popcorn(large)
rate the ol' cheat day lads, plenty of goodies to watch man kick ball with later
William Rogers
all chinese takeaways in the UK have virtually identical menus and sell the same shite
still trust them more than dodgy curry houses or turkish pizza shops though
Nicholas Edwards
Don't be such a pushover then
Adrian Mitchell
why wouldnt you just say no, and point out that your meal only cost 8 quid?
Ian Perez
i always wonder how this came to pass
the same goes for many other countries and types of restaurants
do they all share the same supplier?
Tyler Anderson
Could have kicked up a bit of a fuss about it, but the more dignified solution is nonchalantly paying for it and then never going out for a group meal ever again
No, because the meal I had was too small for that
Ayden Scott
DESPISE the cunts who do this, do NOT let them get away with it
Caleb Russell
>1 pack of tesco onion rings
gimme some xx
Chase Harris
Aussie choon from the past.
Easton Carter
*enters /brit/*
Jose Kelly
go on an adventure lad
Lincoln Gonzalez
Why's the weekend shit? 2 days to relax !
Cameron Nguyen
female bums
Kayden Evans
>always say I'll do more stuff on the weekend
>weekend comes
>too tired from toil and sleep deprivation to actually do anyhing
ah yes
Brandon Williams
lads arses
Juan Allen
>going out for a meal when you can't afford it
should have just stayed at home then shouldn't you, you little runtoid. Scurry off home you little worm
Connor Robinson
an adventure you say?
OOOOOOOOOH
i.4cdn.org
Brayden Sanders
>KANE
Austin Scott
*holds the packet over to you*
*you go to reach for it*
*quickly yank it away*
WAHEY!
Ian Hall
Kane might be the best English player since Gascoigne
Alexander Williams
Very kafkaesque
Kayden Gray
PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
Samuel Powell
WE ARE
WAR BOYS
Eli Carter
>going to sleep at 5pm
Xavier Reed
*hands you the packet*
Sure mate have the rest!
*the packet is empty*
Josiah Wright
Person who decided it asked the very leading question "Everyone's ok with that, yeah?" and everyone else agreed. If I had disagreed at that point it would have set me against the rest of the table. They backed me into a corner desu
It's too late, the damage is done.
Caleb Bennett
bbc.co.uk
Second Spanish Civil War
WHEN
H
E
N
Nolan Scott
...
Elijah Reed
any raspberry pi man in?
Camden Lewis
france unironically has terrorist insurance
Thomas Murphy
how do i use a credit card in a shop?
usually i just pay with cash, never used my credit card before for anything except online. what do i do in a shop?
Dylan Phillips
thanks mate
*puts empty packet over your heard*
*suffocates you to death*
Tyler Taylor
undertaker
Chase Russell
Just say no you baby
Robert Hill
I unironically have £10k in savings as a result of sensible money management - the money is not the point, it's the principle
Justin Ortiz
>go to a work do group meal
>saving money, so just take in a ready meal and ask the waiter if he can microwave it
>he says he can't
wtf
William Sullivan
Do you not understand what "everyone" means?
Austin Cox
this post can't be real
Blake Gray
thinking of doing a xanax wank but not sure if i should
Luis Lopez
>wait, how will mine work? my total only comes to 8 quid.
that's literally you had to say. if they made a fuss over the fact you're paying 14 quid more for your meal, they're fucking retards. i'd genuinely straight up refuse to do it.
Owen Bennett
lads sound like cunts desu
they fucked you right up
Charles Hall
If you're brazen you can sometimes get away with just not paying in such situations.
Like everyone will put down their money in a big pile, often no one counts it and some Chad just says "has everyone put in yeah", everyone agrees then gets up to go.
The waitress / server isn't standing there counting the money then and there. By the time the restaurant finds out, you're long gone.
Nolan Cooper
*gets hit by a bus*
Logan Reed
its real. just need a quick walkthrough
Adrian Cooper
>the absolute STATE of huddersfield
Eli Barnes
bought one the other day on a whim
Joseph Mitchell
how do i even know my credit card will work?
Mason Hall
>got ID'd for the lottery at 25(lottery is no under 15's)
not sure how to feel about this
Robert Bailey
just free money innit, always works
Kayden Carter
Cooper Moore
If I'd have said "Actually yes I do have a problem with that, my meal only came to £8 so I don't think I should have to pay more than that" then I'd just have come across as a complete unfriendly autist desu.
Next time I'll just clarify before the meal I think, most sensible solution.
Liam Rivera
wasnt it obvious to them you only had a small cheap meal? am actually getting a bit triggered thinking about this tbqh
Carter Price
>don't have Hurrikane in my fantasy team
Brandon Lee
give me your card details and I'll check if they work for you
Ryder Diaz
going to listen to the new torres album x
Isaac Johnson
they deserve a homeland
Dylan Perry
whats your problem bro?
Oliver Gonzalez
you're a fucking mong mate