Why can't Denmark get anexed by the US

Think about it, cheap travel to europe, a new headquaters for American car brands to have their factories, lower taxes for us danes and uncucked gun laws

I don't want to be part of that unstable nigger mutt shithole

Yeah and get dragged into pointless wars. Sounds great.

>wanting to be american

We could help stabilizing them
We already get dragged along
Hell yeah son

>American car brands
lol

Pls adopt

>not wanting the right to defend yourself and bear arms
>not wanting lower taxes
>not wanting to stick it to the EU by doing this

>headquaters for American car brands
You mean Toyota of America?
FORD sucks.

Being able to produce anything within your countries borders and everything can be easily exported to the rest of europe

Ford is great suck a dick beaner fag

Nah, FORD once was good. But them the jews take over.

>implying we haven't already been annexed by the USA de facto

wake up

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yeah. in reality your country gets flooded by reddit socialists who think everythings free in denmark and they have zero protestant work ethic. might aswell get anexed by sweden or somalia

this
the EU is an american banker project to destroy european countries from within and genocide the european population through race mixing.

>He thinks protestantism is a real religion
It's got a fucked up moral compass and is pretty much the closest thing you can get to atheism while people still call themselves christian.
It's purely disgusting and noone respects it and everyone makes up their own ways of bending the rules to make themselves sound like good christians

For example: Getting divorced is no longer deggenerate in the protestant church, having sex before marriage is no longer deggenerate.
And it never stops murder, theft, adultery everything just gets insta forgiven without any self sacrifice.
There is no leader in the protestant church, no man or men closest to god, no structure no wisdom.
This is why fucking Islam is taking an iron grip over Denmark and not over Russia, because the Russians are deeply Orthodox.
Every single dane who isn't a stupid shitskin should go listen to Iben Thranholm and stop this plague known as atheism and protestantism.

The lack of purgatory in the Protestant church is laughable too, people seriously think that to create a peaceful heavenly afterlife you wouldn't need to be purged of your sins somehow.
How would heaven work if you just went there and continue living like on earth? It would result in it no longer being heaven but it just becoming a world 2.0

>lower taxes

>ok user, tme to study it will be 100,000 per semester ok?
>oh you don't have money? it's ok you can work
>get 15 dollars per hour

>Oh man, doctor im feeling sick
>ok here's some pills
>that'll be 30,000 dollars

>can't get laid
>blame it on Protestantism

Lol suck a dick I'm an electrician not a student monkey with no work experience trying to find a job in a dumb field

I don't wanna whore myself out to the world, that is deggeneracy and from that degeneracy is where civilization will crumble

>cheap travel to europe
Don't want to go to Europe

>a new headquaters for American car brands to have their factories
Europeans don't buy American cars because American cars are mostly petrol based, not diesel
Not to mention local brands are cheaper and American diesel engines aren't that great to begin with

>Lower taxes
Your current infrastructure is built on those high taxes, moreover upon statehood your government could just keep the high taxes as state taxes and additionally you'd have to also pay federal taxes

>Uncucked gun laws
Danes don't want guns let alone American gun laws

And finally, Denmark wouldn't ever consider it to begin with

Sorry, you're too wh*te.
You can join only if you promise to marry and breed with a non-wh*te.

Reminder Denmark is our 51st state every 4th of July

I would rather kill myself than becoming an American

American cars are not expensive at all. They are trash.

I don't remember asking you, phlegm

I'm an electrician too, you must be insane.

Kys Jerome

you can just move there if you wanna be an american

We don't allow D*nes here anymore

lol it is like that already faggot

Yes please danmark help rid us of the n*ggers

>Celebrating US independence day in Denmark

Holy fuck! Europeans are such precious little darlings, aren't they?

Fuck no. Stay your ass in Europe mane.

>Cheap Travel to Europe
It's already cheap to travel to Europe.
>a new headquaters for American car brands to have their factories
We don't need localized headquarters in a wired world
>lower taxes for us danes and uncucked gun laws
Sort that shit out by yourselves. We already have enough people as it is, I really don't like thought of adding more.

fuck off proxynigger

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>GREENLAND
american clay

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Ireland
Iceland

these are the only euro nations I imagine we'd ever want to join with