How we save Sup Forums (meta-thread)

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Re-allow waifu threads (it's a fucking imageboard you retards, you are meant to post images, plus waifu threads seem to trigger the redditards)
Move all Star Wars and capeshit to Sup Forums
Ban generals
Ban not-so-thinly-veiled politics threads
Ban e-celeb threads

the mods dont listen to anything said in these threads anyway so whats the point. these threads are basically just therapy for anons to let loose their frustrations

This user speaks the truth.
Waifu culture needs to be brought back to heal the wounds left by capeshit and Sup Forums

too many shills too many newfags, exodus time

Allow discussion of the adult entertainment industry.

This. Mods who don't allow porn spam and twitter screencap threads to reach bump limits would be nice

turn Sup Forums into /memes/

1) become mod
2) moderate as you see fit

Ayyy nice digits LEL weed xDDD

This board is beyond saving at this point. Its just [s4s], but without the self awareness. I only come here to see celebrity feet nowadays.

Lighten up on the moderation. Like why do other boards get waifu threads but on Sup Forums we just can't. Just delete CP and shit.

Ban everyone from 2011 or later.

Ban meme threads

This doesn't work as well as you think it does. Just look at Sup Forums. The entire board is just generals and tripfags ever since the moderators cracked down on meme threads.

Sup Forums won't improve until
>Bane?
threads and the like stop getting 200 replies while actual film threads get 3 replies and then die

>Bane? threads and the like stop getting 200 replies while actual film threads get 3 replies and then die
Except this hasn't happened for about 3 years you fucking retard. The board is dead because it has become a gateway board to Sup Forums, which means to gets flooded with redditards and teenagers from facebook. How can you tell this? The sheer growth in interest in capeshit or young adult shows and e-celeb threads over the past few years. This board is now literally 90% Star Wars/capeshit/generals. It's boring and tedious to browse

Sup Forums can't be saved, you have to accept it

How do I get a god-tier jaw like Based Moot?

This.I used to enjoy meme threads but then I started watching films and trying to start discussion threads about them (and these threads were universally acclaimed, great movies too, not obscure shit), and the threads would be buried within minutes unless I actively replied to every single comment.

You can't anymore
Sup Forums is fast board now

Be a jew

That jaw is only awarded to those who were fat as children and then blossomed into cute twinks who get handies from linetrap.

Moar Finnposting.

I received a three day ban yesterday for this thread. It was a genuine question. What the fuck is wrong with the current moderation?

BvS threads are the cancer of this board. Either make a containment board (/capeshit/) or watch this board continue dying a slow death to the unfunny/forced memes that have become the norm.

Auto perma ban any poster that says the word blacked, or post an image of one of their scenes.

Hmm I wonder what year you started browsing

Nigger, I've been shitposting since before you were born, nigger

ban marvel posters and evans posters. Ban them all!

Stop using the word meta

That's racist. I don't appreciate that.

He's been here all summer

I've been here since 2008 and posted in Avatar and oval threads

Some would say I'm quite the Sup Forums aficionado

/film/
Sup Forums
/cel/

Who would win?

Allow JAV threads

2014, but everyone on here says 2011 and after is when it got cancerous so that's why I said that. I know I'm not part of the problem though

Allow normies to talk about mainstream anime on Sup Forums.

I want to talk about Cowboy Bebop and FMA and shit, but Sup Forums doesn't care and even if they did, they're too weird.

this

turn on the robot
ban the people that reply to off-topic threads too and not just the op and the first reply poster

>Re-allow waifu threads
No.
>Move all Star Wars and capeshit to Sup Forums
Not if it is discussion about the movie.
>Ban generals
I think a different system should be created for them.
What if say there was a Sup Forums generals sub-board, and there was like a Generals tabs on Sup Forums and that is the only place they appear and maybe when creating a general thread you have to select the show from a list to help prevent multiple generals for the same show.
>Ban not-so-thinly-veiled politics threads
This.
>Ban e-celeb threads
They can go on /celeb/

>Except this hasn't happened for about 3 years

Hmmmm

>the board that has cunny posting, BLACKED threads, and still bane posting
>asking how can we "save" it
You don't. This board is already gone and has been for a while. The mods simply just put up with it.

More Bane threads

>ban the people that reply to off-topic threads too and not just the op and the first reply poster

There'd be like 6 people left if they did that

Fuck off tourist, capeshit threads are running this board. Newfags keep making shitty marvel DC topics. Create a general or get the fuck out you nigger

there is literally nothing wrong with generals

bring abatap back

Yeah I couldn't really say if it got cancerous then, I started browsing in 2010 and people were already bitching

>Get rid of Hiro who has no ides whats he's doing and actually lisens to /qa/
>bring back moot who actually understands board culture
>Site improves 10 fold over night

good
this board was better when it felt like there were less than 100 people around

>pretending to be me

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The porn and underage threads are the worst thing about Sup Forums
A easy way to fix this would be to give a 2 hour ban to everyone who replies to these threads, because all the porn posters want is attention and that way people would reconsider replying. This way this type of posts would eventually stop.

Ban miss alice spammer or finally report him to the fucking feds like they did with freedomfighter trip

you don't

>report him to the fucking feds
For posting a camwhore?

More cvnnyposting, less BLACKEDposting.

Bring back waifus and make Sup Forums great again.

sounds illegal

We need a /cel/ board

Sup Forums has lots of splitends, why can't Sup Forums get any? get the celebrity dickriders there if all they care about is their waifu, see how long they'll standout eachother

So, you're wondering how best to fix Sup Forums? That one's simple.

Have Interpol track down the autistic, Canadian pedophile that created the bot, that spams pictures of young child models relentlessly on Sup Forums. Believe it or not, he probably has one or more such threads active right now.

Then, murder him. I'm not just talking any "murder", either. I'm talking about horrendous, brutal, gruesome, inexplicably-torturous murder. Make that fat, greasy fuck suffer until his very last breath.

Then, we get a mod to make a sticky for precisely one year. That sticky will feature high-resolution photographs of the fat, greasy, autistic, Canadian pedophile's mutilated corpse. Other people will find themselves drawn to the sticky, see the photographs in lurid detail and think, "oh shit. If I don't get my head out of my ass and stop shitposting here, I could be next."

For bonus points and a little humor to ease the mood, have the very-first picture feature a plank of wood with blood stains on it next to the corpse, and the words (USER WAS BANGED WITH THIS POST).

THAT is how you fix Sup Forums.

>finally report him to the fucking feds like they did with freedomfighter trip
nice.

I thought the guy was Australian?

I'm okay with this too. Find the fucking guy already. kidfiddlers are being arrested en masse in america since trump became elected, I'm sure they'll find him too eventually

No, there's a screencap of him on another chan somewhere, talking about working on the bot and also mentioning being Canadian

How much would I make?

$0.00 (zero dollars) american

Sell the site to Google, specifically moot's department.

>Re-allow waifu threads


hi there redditor

Stop deleting feet threads and start deleting capeshit/starwars/lotr garbage

Do what IMDB did.

have a dedicated Jew general sticky. then Ha-Shem will bless us.

This is exactly why Sup Forums turned to shit.

Here's a better list:

>no Tumblr or Reddit tier threads

There, problem solved.

Sup Forums turned to shit because mods don´t care anymore.

everybody needs to kill themselves

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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Who's the bae?

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It doesn't matter, there are so many shills here that fulfill every counter tactic that I inevitably move away from high reply count threads.

Studios, networks, and all other that stand to lose money on leaks and a consensus of dissuasion will find their threads quickly these days.

Infinite chan needs to fix their fucked up layout.

Daisy Weaver

We can start by getting rid of teenagers and normie tourists such as

How can we get reddtlord to justify his actions?

>Ban e-celeb threads
b-but where will I go for my daily dosage of Red Letter Media?

>Let's just ignore the problem and it'll go away
gtfo reddit

Ban anyone who uses the word "reddit" in a post.

>Ban e-celeb threads
'no'

ban illegal content
allow everything else related to film, tv, celebs

and the words nigger, leftist and libtard

You are part of the problem

allow alternative media like youtube and other content websites

let us say greetings reddit again

>awwwwww nooooooo worddsds arre offendingg meeee heeeelp mooooooods hellpppp im litterally being triggered here!!!!

back to tumblr and reddit with you faggots

More and actual Sup Forums threads.

>waifu
>3D
Kill yourself you normalfag nigger.

>being this edgy
I'm glad I'll never be this bitter over trivial shit.

is this still accurate?

>>>reddit

bump

more accurate now than when it was made