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Having to bend down in pictures because you're so tall edition

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First for KPOP

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I'll be your tourniquet.

>bending down so no one can suggest you're a manlet because they don't know your true standing-up height

next level shit

10 mile run along the coast in the rain
Very cathartic

some some black youths buy some plantain chips so i thought i'd try some. they're fucking rank. guess those idiots haven't realised they can drop the shit food their ancestors ate for survival purposes now they're thanklessly living in nice countries with nice food.

early wankstain

kpoop

>some
*saw

stop that

>W*men

>20 posts early
fuck off

i am zonked out of my MIND rn

is it true that all kpop idols are pristine virgins because having sex would hurt their public image?

What are your teams on FUT looking like lads?

My 50 year old housemate absolutely refuses to take out the bins, the selfish prick. For the past few months I've cracked and done it myself because I don't want to live in a complete shithole, but this time I'm not going to. Going to watch it overflow and overflow and see how long it takes before he finally decides to do it.

is that a homosexual band for homosexuals?

Take your hatred out on me.

what about The Crusher?

they're not women
they're artificial organisms specially engineered for male pleasure

>i dislike dyke perry

Post the original of this image

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gf is still in bed, lazy git

It's so shit I haven't even used up my way access trial yet

Wish I had a gf

>artificial organisms specially engineered for male pleasure

you're just describing women

Whats this excercise called

got a music festival tomorrow lads and im still hung from yesterday

gonna be rough as

Um Lads, Brexit was a mistake
I regret my leave vote now

gf is already our of bed, wagey slave

this makes me want to learn mixed martial arts
would love to smackdown some clown at the local sausage grill

these are built to higher quality standards
compared to pic related

More please

continentals and slant-eyes blown the fuck out

Imagine actually being one of those mongs who voted for brexit haha

any /noreasontolive/ man in?

the brap stretch

nasty

would've voted for brexit purely for the memes desu

>meeting up with a /Britfeel/ poster at 2pm
>get to the train station at 13:40
>my "date" says he threw up on the way to the bus stop and we should meet up at 3pm instead
>tell him to fuck off
At least he told me before I got on the train

I got all dressed up and everything though

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Going to pop down Asda express andnget the dark fruits in for the night.
Anyone want owt?

would love to suck maisie's toes

*laughs at you, not with you*

rec me some good podcasts lads

brexit was the right thing done for the wrong reasons

t. anti-corporation fanatic

Should I have a nap?

Waking Up - Sam Harris

TriForce!

beef jerky please

>I told him to fuck off

clearly you had no intention of ever going, another example of your blatant narcissism and desire for attention

Why isn't Ireland in the UK?

Chapo Trap House

I know how to box but that's probably what would happen to a skinny shit like me haha

dreamed that these 2 guys in america were putting change into a vending machine, except they didn't put it in quickly enough because it was on like a 30 second timer, and it just cancelled it all without dispensing the change again
it's not really like that is it?

Our women are disgusting ham beast, feminist whores. We have no culture and we corrupt every race and culture that becomes American. 'Americanization' is the biggest threat to the world. This is obviously pushed by Jews who control the media and the global narrative.

I think he was being completely reasonable here

I mean, you don't want to be around someone who's got nasty puke breath do you?

The foreign secretary has been accused of “incredible insensitivity” after it emerged he recited part of a colonial-era Rudyard Kipling poem in front of local dignitaries while on an official visit to Myanmar in January.

Boris Johnson was inside the Shwedagon Pagoda, the most sacred Buddhist site in the capital Yangon, when he started uttering the opening verse to The Road to Mandalay, including the line: “The temple bells they say/ Come you back you English soldier.”

Kipling’s poem captures the nostalgia of a retired serviceman looking back on his colonial service and a Burmese girl he kissed. Britain colonised Myanmar from 1824 to 1948 and fought three wars in the 19th century, suppressing widespread resistance.

Johnson’s impromptu recital was so embarrassing that the UK ambassador to Myanmar, Andrew Patrick, was forced to stop him. The incident was captured by a film crew for Channel 4 and will form part of a documentary to be broadcast on Sunday about the fitness of the MP for Uxbridge and South Ruislip to become prime minister

Now if you want to learn English properly, you've got to be able to sing the chorus of this song, after hearing it once

OK?

It goes like this.

youtube.com/watch?v=TwjDXwHbLfc

I'll do twenty-two states and half a mile
Just to see your face before I die
And I don't care if all the lights are red
I've got a wild horse running right through my head

You've got me head over heels on gasoline
You know how it feels like nicotine
Head over heels you raise your flag
Come on *bang bang bang* give me a heart attack
Heart attack

Want me to post a pic of the departures board at the train station

Why didn't you just meet him at 3pm?

going to do a couple of comy deliveries in ets 2 x

Pics??

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did you clean out your arsehole for nothing?

Who the fuck gets on a BUS at 13:40 for a 2pm meet up at Manchester Victoria?

is poley still LARPing as a girl?

he probably wasnt lying desu, i throw up whenever i read your posts too x

me on the right

Err she is a girl now

probably someone who lives not too far away from manchester's city centre?

not everyone's a mega-provincial from rochdale like you

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Trip changed because phone posting

Pic of departure board at train station

He was stalling for time
No intention of ever meeting me

Hmm yes because lie detectors are so reliable

how was your first year in uni like?

why don't you just go on Grindr if you're that desperate for a shag

the mccanns are sociopaths and likely know how to cheat the lie detector test

Want to wank post pics of yourself.

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remember when ribena posted a pic of his tiny paki penis in a chastity cage? such a freak

I just tuned in to BBC news to see whether Eastern Spain is on fire yet and instead I got treated to an audience of ~21 y.o. millenials acting empowered on BBC Newsbeat Debates.
>Condescending nigress with 12 foot afro spends her life standing up for all people with saggy boobs
>says young people aren't lazy because they have to help older relatives set up their phones
>posh girl claims she's not lucky because she works hard as well
>blind girl's job is posting videos of blind people applying makeup, gets overexcited and starts shrieking empowerment catchphrases
>Evidently camp guy comes out as bisexual in front of audience and starts crying
>pretty much everyone is a blogger of some sort
>''''''debate''''''
I want to contaminate all avocados with poison that gets activated when they come in contact with toast

wanting to fuck a girl in the ass is gayer than homosexuality

fuck off avocados are great

mmm avocados

Haven't seen you in a while lad
>how was your first year in uni like?
Rather not say

when will they fucking learn?

*punches an irishman*

yes
post the full vid pls

observe

>the stoic man of the 1960s
>puts the first man on the moon
>continues diligently working
youtube.com/watch?v=zL1efOcYO5M

>the entitled, self congratulatory numale of the 2010s
>puts another glorified RC car on Mars
>starts screeching and jumping up and down like an autist
youtube.com/watch?v=7DB60S7BYtA

you might have to be collateral then mate. Nothing personell. I'm trying to save the west here.

see

imagine the shame and disappointment of having a gay child.

choon
youtube.com/watch?v=ZVTQh2-xv9I

nu males

I don't have it, sorry lad. Probably get it on if you're desperate.

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getupbitch
getupbitch
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getupbitch

thats just harsh