I WAS IN THE POOL!

I WAS IN THE POOL!

No Costanza, there is no excuse for being small ;D

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>woman laughs at sexual organ - whatever just humor lol
>man laughs at sexual organ - complete social outrage, millions of pissed off landwhales

is this why women don't into comedy?

No it's because they aren't funny, regardless of how small your penis is

Suck me big again Jerry, and chain up Elaine in the corner so she can watch.

How dare she laugh at him and then be a complete jerk over him making her a nice breakfast?
Why would jerry be okay with that?

this is why we need men's rights

u r such a lil victim

Looks like someone's insecure

*turns on helium tank*

sorry for derailing it but

Why is it, the lesser the race, the larger the penis? Arguably the finest race ever produced (the ancient Hellenes) were celebrated in marble for their compact packages, yet the Romans laughed at the African for their huge penis?

>I WAS BORN A WHITE MALE!

fixed for 2017

right on cue, here come the shills.

Don't spend the 1 cent you got from those posts in one place

What a pathetic meme, fucking faggot.

Suck me big again Jerry, and chain up Elaine in the corner so she can watch.

Small dicks were depicted in marble because of their homosexual attraction to little boys (AKA pederasty). Small infantile penises were seen as the ideal and so were depicted on statues of men.

So basically, they weren't fascinated by small penises or thought that they were more pleasurable. In actuality, it was because they were pedophiles.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pederasty

shills for what?

>laugh at user's little itsy witsy baby penis
>get called a shill

sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0191886912000852

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R/K_selection_theory

the BBC

That is fucking interesting my dude

Sup Forums confirmed for baby dicks

tumblr pls go

>my dude
faggot

because it is woven into our society that men are the ones who need to make the first move, appear strong enough to defend a family, and attractive enough to reproduce. if a man wants a woman, it's not comedic or funny for him to laugh at the fact that she's got small tits or an ugly pussy, it was his decision to try to appease her. fuck off

my bud

>all these (you)s

a man could lose himself in this feeling

Because the biggest cock belongs to a white man you psyop'd idiot

how can you feel with such a small penis?

It's a stereotype that's been around since the greeks. Big dumb retards must have the biggest dicks. it's not true.

better

I don't understand why Jonah Falcon barely has any pics of his dick. I've only seen one and it's limp looking.

>a man
a 90's born queer most likely

He wants to be a sewius actuh

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This is the most pathetic thing i've seen on Sup Forums in a long time.

user WANT MILKIES GEORGE!

because the smart races learned that it's better to be able to have sexual pleasure without worrying about becoming pregnant. so they purpose bred their sons to have smol diccs so they could enjoy the good succ, rather than big ole dicks that cant be succed properly