/hoc/: Maple Leafs @ Canucks Game Thread

Who wins in a fight, Chad Leaf, or Cuck Canuck?

STOP PUTTING HOC IN THE THREAD TITLE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

no

>tfw you'll never have a Hockey Night in Canada™

Leafs are such faggots I hate when you assholes fill up our home games reeeee

who /projector/ here?

>play everywhere like at home

Glad I chose Leafs

Fredrik "Eminem" anderson

Are they also chinese?

>Who /potato/ here?
Ftfy

based american prospects

did I just see jayson megna's name projected on the fucking ice

COCONUTS GLOW

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dont think so

are we going to see nasgod here?

>DANIEL I LOVE YOU
kek

lol NHL tv starts shitting the bed as soon as the pre-game bullshit is over

why is the stream faster than the tv? wtf cbc

Its not bullshit mick have some respect

what a class move bringing dors out like that.

I'm talking about the toronto dorks in the studio, not based danny

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Why does it take so long before each Leafs game?

Time to die, Cakeks.

hnic is all about the pageantry

Then I apologize you are a cool Ireland and if you ever come to Vancouver you can drive my trans am

BROCKS YOUR PATH

I'm confused, its the Canadian Anthem, do I stand or kneel?

How many points will Erickson get tonight lads?

>projection tvs
is it 2004 again?

crouch down like a mudshit

Split the difference and squat.

you don't want to see BB Gun at full life size?

how do laff fans stand listening to craig simpson? he has the whiny voice of any color guy.

You're supposed to rub your tummy and pat your head

>having a sandy on your team

imagine if the canucks had a defenceman who could shoot

>Twf Stetcher is best defender

soon >we will have dahlin

>LAFFS
>A
>F
>F
>S

>laffs

SCAAAARRR

scaaaaar

Holy fuck yes granlund needs to heat up thank jebus

>LEAFS SUCK
kek

tony stretcher has good vision but not enough torque

Patrick is an assistant captain?

LMAO the canucks use the Leafs goal song? How do you even handle this level of cuckness?

Dubs and Andersen shits the bed

>LAFFS

is granlund’s nickname ‘granville island’ cuz it should

>13 spots above cakeks
off yourself tbqh

>not playing the opposing team's goal song every time you score on them

laffers confirmed once again for general buttmad and banter-handling inability

it's "2nd best granlund"

>Atlanshit division
Wow so impressive

>first year laffer identified

>atlantic
FUCKING LOL

holy fuck the laffs defense is even worse than the numbers show

>The Toronto Turnovers

LAFFS ABSOLUTELY BTFO

that whole fucking play holy shit GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

cry harder keks

>tfw da nucks weren't even trying to tank half the time the last couple years
>the laffs obviously tanked throughout 2015 and '16
>mfw the laffs are BTFO by da nucks
GJGE

SCAAAAARRRRR

>laffs

LAFFS

Dank is gonna go for his first career fight

>do it for dors

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >LAFFS

RESPECT

YOUR

EDLERS

LAFFS CONTINUE TO BE THE JOKE OF THE LEAGUE

THIS PICTURE IS FOUR FUCKING YEARS OLD

AND WE'RE RIGHT ON SCHEDULE

>LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS

BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN THE FUCK OUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>laffs
>laffs
>laffs

FUCK YEAH! WHEN YOU THINK THE CAN'T PUCKS ARE OUT, THEY PULL YOU BACK IN!

Fucking great goal Canucks

you know im gonna miss being able to yell respect your Edlers when he eventually leaves :(

fellow laffs, is our GK considered to be shit?

crying w/ laughter rn

>The league has to cater to the center of the universe so they can watch their team get blown the fuck out

HOWLING

sedins still elite?

>laffs
>good defence
pick1(one)

>laffs being the bull

GET KEKED

he is pretty good at times, but he cant stay at that level.
this is what i noticed watching him in analslime.

Are the leafs trying to penalty kill? Lol what the fuck. For the sake of tbe game though, id piss myself if toronto pulled this out.

There will be no problem keeping Edler, the Sedins are going to stay for pennies if they do stay for a year or 2 more. No problem for the future of the team because the Sedins aren't greedy fucks.

holy shit my nhl tv stream is a full 5 minutes behind what the fuck MLBAM

IMAGINE IF YOU WILL

BEING A FAN OF THE LAFFSVILLE LAFFS

IMAGINE YEAR AFTER YEAR OF YOUR LYING MEDIA BUILDING UP YOUR DELUSIONAL EXPECTATIONS

AIDED BY THE SEWER OF A DIVISION THAT YOUR TURD OF A TEAM OCCASIONALLY FLOATS NEAR THE SURFACE OF

IMAGINE YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS BEING BUILT UP EVERY FUCKING YEAR

"NO DON'T MIND THOSE TERRIBLE SOG NUMBERS AND WORN-OUT GOALTENDERS, SCARRING WILL MAKE UP FOR IT"

"NEVER MIND THOSE SHOOTING PERCENTAGES ARE UNSUSTAINABLE"

IMAGINE BELIEVING ALL THIS

AND THEN EVERY YEAR

EVERY GOD DAMN YEAR

THE WHEELS COME OFF AND THIS HORRIBLE TEAM YOU KEEP PUTTING YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS ON COLLAPSES RIGHT TO THE BOTTOM

IMAGINE IT

NO WAIT, DON'T, THAT'S TOO CRUEL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LAFFS

get fucked Sean we know it's you

with the way edlers contract is, with his ntc and nmc, i dont think he is ever planning on leaving 2bh.

He's not a star by any means.

they still clearly have the skills its just their speed has fallen off pretty badly and they were never all that quick to begin with, but they clearly still know how to make plays if they have room and dont have to defend

Edler's been bad this year 2bh

Hopefully he regains his groove, but he might just be hitting his expiration date

Hope not

calm down shaun

>wild accusations

ALLOW ME TO REBUT

>LAFFS

They're like Jagr in a way. slow as fuck but still got those godly passes

>hurr hurr laffs haha

Fuck, i hate the leafs too but /hoc/ is always at its shittiest when the Leafs play.

elite understanding of the play, but an old body.

yeah thats sort of what ive been meaning, his skill level has been shotty at best the last few years, i get the team as a whole has been god awful for a couple years but i wonder about Edler...

If Leafs fans weren't so delusional and arrogant maybe it wouldn't be like that

>Fuck, i hate the leafs too but /hoc/ is always at its shittiest when the Leafs play.

Hockey's always at its shitties when the laffs play

Because the laffs are shit lmao

>laffs

imagine if marky got his fisrt ever shutout against buston matthews

Fingers crossed. Especially because he's not going anywhere

Well thanks for dooming it

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