Who wins in a fight, Chad Leaf, or Cuck Canuck?
/hoc/: Maple Leafs @ Canucks Game Thread
STOP PUTTING HOC IN THE THREAD TITLE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
no
>tfw you'll never have a Hockey Night in Canada™
Leafs are such faggots I hate when you assholes fill up our home games reeeee
who /projector/ here?
>play everywhere like at home
Glad I chose Leafs
Fredrik "Eminem" anderson
Are they also chinese?
>Who /potato/ here?
Ftfy
based american prospects
did I just see jayson megna's name projected on the fucking ice
COCONUTS GLOW
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dont think so
are we going to see nasgod here?
>DANIEL I LOVE YOU
kek
lol NHL tv starts shitting the bed as soon as the pre-game bullshit is over
why is the stream faster than the tv? wtf cbc
Its not bullshit mick have some respect
what a class move bringing dors out like that.
I'm talking about the toronto dorks in the studio, not based danny
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Why does it take so long before each Leafs game?
Time to die, Cakeks.
hnic is all about the pageantry
Then I apologize you are a cool Ireland and if you ever come to Vancouver you can drive my trans am
BROCKS YOUR PATH
I'm confused, its the Canadian Anthem, do I stand or kneel?
How many points will Erickson get tonight lads?
>projection tvs
is it 2004 again?
crouch down like a mudshit
Split the difference and squat.
you don't want to see BB Gun at full life size?
how do laff fans stand listening to craig simpson? he has the whiny voice of any color guy.
You're supposed to rub your tummy and pat your head
>having a sandy on your team
imagine if the canucks had a defenceman who could shoot
>Twf Stetcher is best defender
soon >we will have dahlin
>LAFFS
>A
>F
>F
>S
>laffs
SCAAAARRR
scaaaaar
Holy fuck yes granlund needs to heat up thank jebus
>LEAFS SUCK
kek
tony stretcher has good vision but not enough torque
Patrick is an assistant captain?
LMAO the canucks use the Leafs goal song? How do you even handle this level of cuckness?
Dubs and Andersen shits the bed
>LAFFS
is granlund’s nickname ‘granville island’ cuz it should
>13 spots above cakeks
off yourself tbqh
>not playing the opposing team's goal song every time you score on them
laffers confirmed once again for general buttmad and banter-handling inability
it's "2nd best granlund"
>Atlanshit division
Wow so impressive
>first year laffer identified
>atlantic
FUCKING LOL
holy fuck the laffs defense is even worse than the numbers show
>The Toronto Turnovers
LAFFS ABSOLUTELY BTFO
that whole fucking play holy shit GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
cry harder keks
>tfw da nucks weren't even trying to tank half the time the last couple years
>the laffs obviously tanked throughout 2015 and '16
>mfw the laffs are BTFO by da nucks
GJGE
SCAAAAARRRRR
>laffs
LAFFS
Dank is gonna go for his first career fight
>do it for dors
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >LAFFS
RESPECT
YOUR
EDLERS
LAFFS CONTINUE TO BE THE JOKE OF THE LEAGUE
THIS PICTURE IS FOUR FUCKING YEARS OLD
AND WE'RE RIGHT ON SCHEDULE
>LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS
BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN THE FUCK OUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>laffs
>laffs
>laffs
FUCK YEAH! WHEN YOU THINK THE CAN'T PUCKS ARE OUT, THEY PULL YOU BACK IN!
Fucking great goal Canucks
you know im gonna miss being able to yell respect your Edlers when he eventually leaves :(
fellow laffs, is our GK considered to be shit?
crying w/ laughter rn
>The league has to cater to the center of the universe so they can watch their team get blown the fuck out
HOWLING
sedins still elite?
>laffs
>good defence
pick1(one)
>laffs being the bull
GET KEKED
he is pretty good at times, but he cant stay at that level.
this is what i noticed watching him in analslime.
Are the leafs trying to penalty kill? Lol what the fuck. For the sake of tbe game though, id piss myself if toronto pulled this out.
There will be no problem keeping Edler, the Sedins are going to stay for pennies if they do stay for a year or 2 more. No problem for the future of the team because the Sedins aren't greedy fucks.
holy shit my nhl tv stream is a full 5 minutes behind what the fuck MLBAM
IMAGINE IF YOU WILL
BEING A FAN OF THE LAFFSVILLE LAFFS
IMAGINE YEAR AFTER YEAR OF YOUR LYING MEDIA BUILDING UP YOUR DELUSIONAL EXPECTATIONS
AIDED BY THE SEWER OF A DIVISION THAT YOUR TURD OF A TEAM OCCASIONALLY FLOATS NEAR THE SURFACE OF
IMAGINE YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS BEING BUILT UP EVERY FUCKING YEAR
"NO DON'T MIND THOSE TERRIBLE SOG NUMBERS AND WORN-OUT GOALTENDERS, SCARRING WILL MAKE UP FOR IT"
"NEVER MIND THOSE SHOOTING PERCENTAGES ARE UNSUSTAINABLE"
IMAGINE BELIEVING ALL THIS
AND THEN EVERY YEAR
EVERY GOD DAMN YEAR
THE WHEELS COME OFF AND THIS HORRIBLE TEAM YOU KEEP PUTTING YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS ON COLLAPSES RIGHT TO THE BOTTOM
IMAGINE IT
NO WAIT, DON'T, THAT'S TOO CRUEL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LAFFS
get fucked Sean we know it's you
with the way edlers contract is, with his ntc and nmc, i dont think he is ever planning on leaving 2bh.
He's not a star by any means.
they still clearly have the skills its just their speed has fallen off pretty badly and they were never all that quick to begin with, but they clearly still know how to make plays if they have room and dont have to defend
Edler's been bad this year 2bh
Hopefully he regains his groove, but he might just be hitting his expiration date
Hope not
calm down shaun
>wild accusations
ALLOW ME TO REBUT
>LAFFS
They're like Jagr in a way. slow as fuck but still got those godly passes
>hurr hurr laffs haha
Fuck, i hate the leafs too but /hoc/ is always at its shittiest when the Leafs play.
elite understanding of the play, but an old body.
yeah thats sort of what ive been meaning, his skill level has been shotty at best the last few years, i get the team as a whole has been god awful for a couple years but i wonder about Edler...
If Leafs fans weren't so delusional and arrogant maybe it wouldn't be like that
>Fuck, i hate the leafs too but /hoc/ is always at its shittiest when the Leafs play.
Hockey's always at its shitties when the laffs play
Because the laffs are shit lmao
>laffs
imagine if marky got his fisrt ever shutout against buston matthews
Fingers crossed. Especially because he's not going anywhere
Well thanks for dooming it
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