S-P-A-C-E

What does your country have?

someone post the onion one

Oдин B-O-C-T-O-P-Г

We have Australia

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Why is Switzerland crying? Please explain

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is this supposed to be funny

Yes

cose Switzerland is libertarian shithole same India

>viet calling countries shitholes
I R O N I C

please explain

desu i think this is somehow worse than those nation spheres

inferior apples

At least we don't have this much SHITposters.

Pedorahi dont have any space.

Something along the lines of "We don't need to depend on Polish apples because we can simply eat Russian onions instead!".
Which, I guess they can if they're so inclined. I used to eat lemons "au natural" when I was younger.

Inferior to Russian onion.

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WHERE ARE THESE FROM

Direct from the Kremlin

Notice he never says S-P-A-C-E to America?
T-H-E M-O-O-N is why

I'm not some commie sympathizer but America lost the space race; The soviets had the:
First life form in space, first man in space, first woman in space. And now they fly the americans to the ISS because the americans don't have their own ships.

It says Cтpaнoшapы right there
>american education

Yeah but who successfully landed a man on the moon and put their flag there first?
Checkmate, also S-P-A-C-E

You saying that phrase "au natural" reminded me of its existence, and I have to wonder, do you guys say "all natural" over there? In the stead of the same meaning?
(I'm guessing you must at least sometimes)
But I notice over here many times we tend to transition these loanphrases over to their English-sounding equivalent
I think (and hope) that maybe we're beginning to transition "en masse" to "in mass", but I'm not sure if that's the case everywhere

UK is a French colony 2bqfwyb

But americans own space.

Oldie but goodie

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It's no longer the american flag, the fucking sun turned it white

>do you guys say "all natural" over there?
Not that I'm aware of, although using French does make you sound like a right toff.

So it's french

Topkek, Extremely original humour right there

Same as over here

pls stop

Thnx i was prepearing the joke for hours

he who controls the spice controls the universe

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These make more imagine that Every Russian poster is a big tittied mom in her 20s.

Better version.

Muad'Dib!

Thanks, but no, thanks. These aren't the countryballs I know and love.

replace space to putin. it will be honest.

We occupied Siberia once

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this picture made me laugh more than I should have

why bully russia ;_;
thought you don't care about stupid poopland

For what?

>one big city and some land around railroad
>Siberia
You were just holding it for another russian faction anyway.

how can polish apples even compete?

>holding it for another russian faction anyway

Czech legions were the only working part of the White movement. FACT

poorland is western whore
nukes will come soon

feels batman

Reminder:

>Ukranian/Soviet Sergei Korolev
Put a dog named Laika into space where it died
>Pole/German Nazi Wernher von Braun
Put a chimp named Ham into space where it pushed buttons
>Canadian Owen Maynard
Put a yank named Neil onto the moon where it planted a flag

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>canadian prime minister
allows animal sex, criminalizes criticism of islam, and criticism of trannies aka bill c-16

It's illegal to have sex with animals, you can have oral sex with animals. This was not the Canadian PM, oral sex was simply overlooked when the law was passed 50 or 60 years ago and never came up again until recently. Now it is having a hard time being updated because far left radical liberals want to try and use it as an opportunity to prevent almost all animal testing, husbandry, hunting, etc.
It is perfectly legal to criticise transsexuals, it is illegal to refuse them a job, housing, etc on the basis of gender identity