Thoughts on Christina Hendricks' body of work?

Thoughts on Christina Hendricks' body of work?

legit thought that was Felicia Day from the thumbnail

stupid face but her boobs look soft

I want to ____ those ____'s

her tits aren't that big and I doubt that sign was originally back there

What is her biological problem Sup Forums?

MOMMY MOMMY user WANT MILKY MOMMY

>wouldsomeoneactuallydothat.png

I seriously doubt they're natural tits.

Is that chest photoshopped..

with a pillow stuffed into a sweatshirt

it's not large enough

i feel embarrassed saying that this made my dick hard

titcow

this is great, but can you make her fight Cloe like Godzilla?

they're real

I get it.

do you think she would get as many parts if she put on 50 pounds?

THICKER

>Thoughts on Christina Hendricks' body of work?
I've worked with her before. She's not really good on the suction machines. One teat is too long. Great output though, and good demeanor. Getting a bit old sadly or she'd be great breeding stock.

i'd give her my parts

Gigantomastia

Ancient cultures foresaw her coming

You can get tit surgery that goes deeper under the tissue that makes it look natural, Japs get it done all the time.

They're fake.

I feel like I would need a before and after picture of her to believe that

>refuses to have kids

What a waste of good genes.

>tfw i'd fuck that statue

inb4 someone posts that pic of her when she was anorexic

Careful. The oldest memes are the most powerful.

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You mean when she was on Mad Men?

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woah tits look different in different clothes

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Without her big tits, nobody would give a shit about her. Compare her to Kat Dennings, Kat is great all over. Don't compare her to Hayley, that's not fair to anyone.

it worked for that Amy Shuemer girl

you'd have to be an idiot to think her tits are real.
just because they aren't bolt on $4,000 pornstar tits doesn't mean they are real.

>Without her big tits, nobody would give a shit about her.
I want to tell her this and make her cry. Then shock her with a cattle prod until she moos like a cow for me.

is this shopped

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no

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They just get weirder.

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How did this woman expect to ever have a real career giving herself clown books like that?

Psychological

Why are you weird fucks so desperate to believe her tits aren't fake?

Is this photoshopped?

I don't really care but I tend to get into lots of pedantic internet arguments.

see

why are you so desperate to believe she hit puberty at 30?

FD isn't attractive, though, and has smaller tits and a flatter ass than most men.

Go back to the Vatican, faggot.

She had giant tits when she was on Firefly, and FF predates MM by a good bit.

Why are you weird fucks so desperate to believe her tits are fake?

do not bully the tit cow-fu

MOO FOR ME, WHORE

I love it and I would love to make her a mommy.

I would like to cover her in honey and lick her clean

I'd cover her in habanero and lick her clean

I'd cover her in fetal bovine serum and irradiate her in the hopes of creating a cow themed superhero/pornstar

can't argue with that

Test

And if it gets too spicy she has milk for you. it works out perfectly

Christina is that you??? Do you need a ego boost???
BTW why you refuse to be pregnant???

someone give me websites where I can watch videos of women in matronly outfits like this jacking guys off.

jerky girls

I don't want to believe, but I believe.

The first time I read this, I read it as a sassy black woman speaking
>it worked for that Amy Shuemer, GIRL!

Because there are pictures of her as a grown adult in a bikini with tiny tits I mean what are you talking about? She got giant implants in her 20s. So what?

>tfw my tongue probably isn't long enough to reach her anus

Tits are too big and she has a fat arse and thigh.

that changes the meaning of liver lips

>irish posting

>these virgins dont know that a womans breasts grow larger in her 30s

wew

>le spooge
they knew

MOMMY ALL THE OTHER BOYS MADE FUN OF ME TODAY NEED BOOBIES AND COMFORT MOMMY ;______;

She's not a real redhead

they never are

Did her titties get bigger?

Tits that big when she's anorexic doesn't make it hard too believe they'd balloon out once she got overweight.

>lesplooge

holy jesus

they are both perf

>her husband is a skinny jew
It's not fair

>t. Sheamus O'Hara

>when you come home and tell mommy that you got bullied

>she and her husband "do not plan to have children"
>her perfect genetics die with her
IT'S NOT FAIR

IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

>The child is black in the nursing area picture

Fuck you Sup Forums you ruined my good goy brain

THICC

post this againe!

She's like 41 so even if she was able to have kids they'd come out retarded

it was felicias surprisingly juice round ass

someone be a kind sir and post it

He also a numale

You're clearly retarded, I wouldn't worry about the specifics of what retarded bullshit you swallow

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shes dancing with the supernatural star!

noice

how can women even compete?