/nfl/ general - Huge Jackson edition

GB: Aaron Rodgers resumes practice Saturday
PIT: Antonio Brown (toe) doesn't practice Saturday
PHI: Eagles lock up WR Jeffery for 4 years, $52M
CAR: Panthers 'optimistic' Olsen will play Sunday
GB: Packers place Ty Montgomery (wrist) on IR
NYG: Sterling Shepard not on Week 13 injury report
NO: Marshon Lattimore officially questionable
SEA: Mike Davis (groin) removed from injury report
CAR: Christian McCaffrey questionable vs Saints
NE: Tom Brady (Achilles) taken off injury report
TB: Bucs list DeSean Jackson as questionable
BAL: Alex Collins (calf) expected to play Sunday
CLE: Browns "in contact" with UCLA QB Josh Rosen

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Sup Cowboy Leaf?

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First for Clemson and Carolina. Clemson gonna trounce Miami like Carolina did to Miami in the NFL.

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CAN'T STOP THE WOP

Fly Eagles Fly

Fuck Dallas

[nervousness intensifies]

CATBOWL

>Clemson and Carolina.
I don't know you, but I hate you. You barbecue sucks too

>Eagles win
>Cowboys have a solid shot at the wildcard
>Eagles lose
>Division is still wide open
have fun on Sunday anons, either way >we win

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>Your BBQ sucks too
We’ve seceded for less

SOON

>Solid shot at the wildcard
>Detroit needs 4 wins to beat you in a tiebreaker
>Seattle needs 3
>Atlanta needs 3
>Carolina needs 2
>New Orleans needs 2
Only two of these teams needs to tiebreak Dallas

CABAWL

Is Hue the worst coach in the history of the NFL? What is he 1-26?

This guy was offered HC jobs at i think 1 or 2 more teams... yet he went with the fucking Browns. What are you doing man? Why?

Part of me gets a kick out of watching him fail though

>the Raiders resign a legendary player for the game in Philly

>Carson Wentz is eli-

Heh

It's Catb Owl, you idiot

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>rooted for the raiders because my middle school mascot were the raiders
>they choked harder than a pornstar
just

1-26 in Cleveland
8-8 I'm Oakland

I'M FUCKING READY

>Detroit getting 4 wins
k
>Seattle needs to beat the Cowboys in Zeke's return
k
>Atlanta needs 3 wins when 4 of their last 5 games are Vikings/Saints/Saints/Panthers
k
>Carolina needs 2
Know what else there's two of? Wildcard spots
>New Orleans needs
Same as above. One of them is getting the division

Meanwhile Dallas needs to win out with the worst QB in the NFC

>Rob Chudzinski gets one season and goes 4-12
>Hue goes 1-15 first season and still gets to stay during 0-11

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Jimmy G era begins tomorrow in earnest!

isn't that the game where the pigeon gave up 7 passing TD's to Foles?

HANDSOME
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Give him a break. He was a rookie and playing on a torn ACL.

Soyboy fans are gay and Niners fans are gay, what else is new?

the fact that they passed on Wentz and Watson and started this Kizer kid is just embarrassing. Plus the AJ Macarron (sp?) debacle. Seriously burn down the entire organization.
>Except Flash and Garret
save them

Jimmy G is SEXY! The WOP

Wentz and Watson would have been shit on the browns. Rodgers would be shit on the browns.

Cat is a rookie and he's goat already

say that to my face fucker not online see what happens
Truly, the Italian Stallion

Why are the 49ers starting a non white quarterback?

youtu.be/XVQEgW7eQww

I think that too, but they literally said Wentz won't be a top 20 QB lol. I think he would have had the ability to help them win at least 4 games. Watson prob would have sucked on the Browns

When do we tell the 49ers that they shouldn't have traded for a NE QB not named Brady?

Watson made the texans themselves relevant. Without him and JJ Watt they suck.

Well they tried for Brady

I'm always nervous with this fucking team. I hate night games now.

Hope falcons win.

>Alshon is the 7th highest paid receiver in the NFL
HOW THE FUCK DID THE BEARS NOT GIVE HIM THAT MONEY? FUCK YOU RYAN PACE

Because they were too concerned with winning.

no doubt, the kid was straight fire on the Texans. I'm just saying on the Browns idk how well he would have carried it. Him or Wentz obviously wouldn't be nearly as good on that shithole team any way.

Can an NFL team have white as their primary color?

And how to avoid it?

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Dallas?

Lynch is a ballsy motherfucker
I love him

>worst carolina

>Below average in every stat aside from "Play Action assisted Passer Rating" and "Run game assisted Touchdowns"
>Elite
WEW

Ah yes, and how is that working for them?

Dallas is Blue as the primary color

Then why do they never wear it?

ok, now watch an eagles game

Carolina might as well have white for their primary since they wear it all the damn time

>average QB
Shit is boring

>le eye test
W E W

Why don't you slide over to that TD category instead?

It’s Saturday night. Not a lot left to talk/bitch about, so tell me Sup Forums; if you won a lottery and you can make your own expansion team...
>Where is it?
>What’s it called?
>What’re your colors?

>pic semi-related

>fewest attempts on that list
Really activates the Al Monds, it's almost as if they've blown out most of their opponents, and don't throw as often late in the game.

You mean Elite team assisted TDs? Wow it's so hard to score when your defense and run game get you to the red zone 12 times a game, and you have 4 All Pro level players to throw to

Omaha, Nebraska
Crop Dusters, Dusters for short
Gray/Crimson/White

HOLY SHIT

>Alshon Jeffery
>?
>?
>?

Zack Ertz
Nelson Agholor
That white guy who wears Deseans number

I still feel bad for St. Louis so
St. Louis Billy Goats
Brown and grey

Fargo McFargofaces
Same colors as my Frankford Yellowjackets, seen in pic related

Only 9 of them were rushing TDs, user.

Your whole post is diarrhea.

>Not watching the sport you are trying to analyze.

Pretty sad tbqh.

Now, how did they get to the red zone? Surely it wasn't passing the ball given his anemic ypg

>not knowing Mack Hollins' name by now

this is the kind of play only """Elite""" QBs like Carson Intz, Blake Bortles and DeShone Kizer can make

>ypg
it's only that low because he gets taken out the game in the 4th quarter because of how many touchdowns he throws.

>Throw to wide open elite player
WEW SO ELITE

I think you don't know what all-pro means, but anyway; Ertz is having a career year. Agholor is in his 3rd year, and was one of the worst WRs the last 2. Torrey Smith was the worst last year, and is still ass. Hollins, not white, is a rookie, and only has 13 targets.

Dak vs Whoever that rookie on the Giants is coming up next week. We'll see who's the worst.
Did you miss Kirk Cousins game on Thursday?

Mexico City Cauhchicquehs

Already have a color scheme

How mad are you?

He has three RBs to hand it off to, sure. But don't think that's his only option. He's been throwing short passes to players and they're making good ypc.

Stop being a faggot.

>Mack Hollins
>rookie
>elite

San Diego
Resurrected Oakland Invaders

Tell me how those numbers look in the red zone, since you brought it up. Under your premise, if Wentz were a bad or average QB, he wouldn't be able to do the things he's doing.

>Rookies can't be elite
Need I remind you of Brady's 2001 Rookie year, where he carried the Pats to a Super Bowl win?

>throws against his body, to a not wide open wide receiver

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>incomplete
shit QB

Mack Hollins is good and hasn't dropped a ball that's been thrown to him...but he's only been targeted 13 times. Need a bigger sample size to tell.

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I'd set it up on Sup Forums call it the Spuh Redditors and have this guy as the GM

It's already been proven that more often than not, teams that are elite in the redzone aren't all that good. These are all the teams that have converted 70% or more of their red zone appearances into TDs

2016 Titans
2014 Raiders
2013 Broncos
2013 Bengals
2007 Saints
2007 Patriots
2005 Chargers
2003 Chiefs

New Madden looks dope

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He placed it perfectly where Alshon would be. Alshon had it in his hands and dropped it. But keep giving me reasons to post these sexy webms.