cats edition
/brit/
Zimbardo
always laughed at Thatcher's Sermon on the Mound.
>Goes to Scotland to talk about how God is a Neoliberal
>Supports her belief in individual salvation by quoting from the hymn I Vow to Thee, My Country (not in the Church of Scotland's hymnary at that time.)
>When she finally stops talking, the church moderator presents her with copies of their research into poverty and housing and suggests she read through them.
Annie
oneitis uploaded pics of her work do to facebook lads, she's looking cute as ever
NEED to find a way to reestablish contact with her
just broke up with the gf
Garfield you fat cat!
I bet booting that cat into a wall would be satisfying
>complete question 1 out of 20 in assignment sheet
>took me 4 hours
fuck off yanks
These days if you say you're straight you'll be arrested and thrown in jail
Grilling steaks and steaming spinach because the NHS said to before giving blood
It's a right hassle desu, going back to McDonalds after this
thanks mate
don't forget to donate to my patreon for more exceptional content
post your cock size
>tfw bf watched shitty 240p 8tube porn on the shared computer and accidentally pins some links to chrome
>tfw I have about 1TB of high quality kino porn
oh mi daiz x x
have you considered dropping out to work in a call centre?
XXL
friends have abandoned me so i just bought some weed and i'm going to get absolutely blazed
CANNOT wait for the stoned wank i'm going to have later on
6.5 inches long
6.5 inches girth
never measured it. not received any complaints thus far though.
16, it's alri
Bir, Birmin'ham, man are from Birmin'ham
Them gyal are from Birmin'ham
Gyal are from Birmin'ham
Don't lie, Birmin'ham
Man are from Birmin'ham
Them gyal are from Birmin'ham
Gyal are from Birmin'ham
cummed on the gf's face last night x
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tfw to dum to know how to get a weedman
19cm
theres no way the first assignment of the year would take that long, you're a brainlet im afraid luv
>european penis sizes
ah yes shoe size 43 and penis size 16
idiot came on my face last night lol
:3
:3
just killed myself again
>yellow teeth
Gross
>shoe size 43
who are these giants?
spencer is gay
right wingers are gay
I wish I was in Dixie
Hooray
Hooray
In Dixie's land I'll take my stand
I'll live and die in Dixie
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Easier tho innit
yank PLEASE I am trying to do work here at 17:31 on Saturday browsing this blue board Mr Centralbankstein just walked by and saw this image now he has called me into his office
"1. Brute Force (5 marks)
Show how user charley’s password could be found in an online brute force attack if the
attacker knows that it is a 4 digit password. To get full marks your answer must be a script
or program that actually retrieves and recognizes the correct password (as opposed to a
conceptual description or something that amounts to typing in all 10,000 combinations.)"
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didn't used to be so gay
Such is Uni.
You've just gotta keep at it, lad.
>spencer
>right wing
post girls
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*snores*
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love prawn crackers me
he's a national socialist.
who is this qt
good lad
why weren't madrid's attempt to destroy the population of catalonia as successful as british against the irish and scots?
the gf (female)
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i get weedmen through mutual aquaintances, i'd honestly have no idea where to find a dealer on my own
maybe try messaging people you know smoke weed on Facebook and ask them for a dealers number, they'll probably give you one
*slaps a cracker out of your hands*
fuck off
got her number on the pallasades ramp
Charles III xxx
Gonna get baked and watch Zulu lads
How about the BBC?
bbc.co.uk
Or The independent Rotherham inquiry?
rotherham.gov.uk
>5.9 In two of the cases we read, fathers tracked down their daughters and tried to remove them from houses where they were being abused, only to be arrested themselves when police were called to the scene. In a small number of cases (which have already received media attention) the victims were arrested for offences such as breach of the peace or being drunk and disorderly, with no action taken against the perpetrators of rape and sexual assault against children.
>watching IT with normie flatmate his gf and her best firend
>he says how the fuck did the clown get in the sewer
>I calmly respond "Actually, IT is a shapeshifting and malevolent entity millions (possibly billions) of years old, IT isn't actually a clown.
>He says "dude why the fuck would you know that you nerd"
>his gf and her friend laugh
NSA affiliate here, can't believe you idiots just disclosed your penis measurements.
lad you could literally google that and get a script online easily
paki pogroms when
I'm too intelligent to use facebook or have friends sadly
no weed for me
are political parties limited liability institutions or if i register one and fuck up the accounts do i go to jail?
>scran
thought only geordies used that word
>conversing with normies
love that weather guy, seems based
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please dont disclose this info with my wife
she will file for divorce if she finds out the truth
Should have punched his gf
just got mayo all over my shirt. fucking Hellman.
Might just go to Broad Street on the weekend
CHAD'ED
sure you did you bender
>bbc drama about a serial killer that uses acid
reckon it'll get cancelled lads? bit of an insensitive time to air it tbqh
JANNY IS A BENDER
very naughty
soon hopefully
i bet he's white too, had a laugh at that Lucky Man show where there's an all-white homophobic religious sect.
>those thighs
>tfw you will never have a gf
life is suffering
Any Kung Pow stream man in?
howling at the people that post on a meme website and say video games are for children while posting on a meme website
/brit/ is a /gingerpuss/ general
How would you receive the correct password without the 10,000 combinations?
wew
fannies aren't allowed here
almost Sunday
new pornfu
can't wait til she gets blacked desu
literally looks like a female version of me
nice slippery slope fallacy
classic pogroms when?
None of the information in your file indicates you have a wife. Mind explaining yourself?
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just summoned the janny
you're all a bunch of dickheads i'll never hang about with you again!!!!!!
stream that film, if you're so great