This movie was better than I thought. I liked it a lot

This movie was better than I thought. I liked it a lot.

>that sad grandma scene

The I AM MOANA scene was GOAT.

The let's kill all the evil white men scene was the shit.

Shhh false-flagging lefty, shhh

I agreewait what?

Stop

I liked the part where it was actually about rejecting complacency because we should be going to fucking space.

>Because we should be going to fucking space

What?

Im going to guess there is a scene where they summon the spirit of the ocean, right

No, the Ocean itself is sentient in the movie though

Also are there any of these

>Coconut played as bongos
>coconut falls out of tree and onto character's head
>Male lead does wrestling move
>a sleepy villager gets woken up by the Haka
>the pig snorts in agreement to something said by a human character

YOU'RE WELCOME

ha ha even better

YOU'LL NEVER BE NICE AND SHINY

based crab

No. But now that you brought it up I wish there were at least some of those.

it was the most forgettable movie ever

t. pleb

yfw Well, Everybody's Fucking In A U.F.O. by Rob Zombie starts playing

Who are you even quoting

It was pretty bad. It was missing something vital, I can't name it. The sequence of events felt really pointless. The best song is by a giant crab that they just leave and is basically not important at all. The final boss island also just looked really bad. Yeah I don't really care enough to find out what the problems were maybe I'm just a racist.

>maybe I'm just a racist

Maybe. But at least you admit it.

I liked the movie a lot including pretty much all the songs.

Frozen was the one with the more forgettable shit outside le meme earworm song.

>It was pretty bad, I can't name why though
>I don't really care enough to find out what the problems were
>The final boss Island also just looked really bad

Frozen's music was mediocre as hell. Fixer Upper and the snowman one were downright awful

I don't know what to say, how do you critique a movie that's not bad but not nearly as good as any recent disney movies?

>Not nearly as good as any recent Disney films

Nigger what? It's by far one of the better ones

Those rock trolls were fucking cancer.

And yeah, the Olaf song very nearly ruined the whole movie.

Maybe I'm just getting tired of how modern everything is. I'll tell you what annoys me most about the recent Disney movies. The very way the characters talk. It's like every line is hesitated, like every character is learning how to talk from watching TV. There is attitude and needless conflict, why can't the characters just get along without antagonizing each other in such a passive aggressive manor? I don't know, most people have no idea what I'm even talking about and I don't know how to put it into words. I wish the characters would act more heroic instead of being so petty and autistic.

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This is the main problem with Frozen. Too many fucking songs and only one of them was memorable.

Moana had like half the number of songs and all but one (the crab one) was memorable.

moana was trash, all it did was milk songs all movie long while having only 15 minutes of action and sense of adventure, only thing maui did was watch strong independent progressive womyn from a tribe do all his dirty work while he just shapeshifted into stupid animals, literally sjw propaganda the movie.

0/10. You tried.

To me it was boring. One catchy song, those coconut monsters and retarded rooster were only reedeming quality.
Everything here was done in some Disney movie before, only better. And Maui was terrible. Super demigod stuck on island? He cant swim? He is game one minute, on the other he is not, and that happens two times.
And whole lava monster is actually the thing that needs saving is terrible.

THE PIG WAS LEFT AT THE ISLAND
WHY IS IT IN THE POSTERS?

It's is clear to me that the pig was supposed to have a larger part, but it got cut out. Why? What are Disney hiding?

>One catchy song
At least two good songs, and the rest was decent.

>Super demigod stuck on island? He cant swim?
He can swim, but that doesn't mean you can also escape from a deserted island. He was also defeated in spirit.

>He is game one minute, on the other he is not, and that happens two times
What does this mean?

>And whole lava monster is actually the thing that needs saving is terrible.
Why? Nice twist t b h

>Why? Nice twist t b h

Yeah, much better than the last minute villain twists in Frozen, Wreck-it Ralph and Zootopia.