Brit/pol/ - Enoch on a Pogo Stick Edition

>GOVE ELIMINATED, MAY AND LEADSOM PROGRESS TO TORY LEADSHIP RUNOFF
order-order.com/2016/07/07/may-v-leadsom/

>GOVE'S MACHIAVELLIAN PLOT BACKFIRES
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3678493/Dirty-tricks-student-union-politics-Tory-grandees-slam-Michael-Gove-s-cynical-attempts-borrow-votes-Theresa-former-leader-Lord-Howard-backs-Andrea-Leadsom.html

>RETARDED BREXIT PROTESTERS
youtube.com/watch?v=1Q3Q5hHeb6k

>FASCIST MAY FORCES TELEGRAPH TO PULL ARTICLE TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT HER RECORD
order-order.com/2016/07/02/telegraph-pulled-article-critical-theresa-may-campaign-pressure/

>ANDREA LEADSOM: "FREE MOVEMENT WILL END", VOWS TO TRIGGER ARTICLE 50 "AS SOON AS SHE BECOMES PRIME MINISTER"
bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-36570120
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/03/tory-leadership-andrea-leadsom-says-she-can-be-the-new-margaret/

>THERESA MAY: TRADE WITH EUROPE "MUST BE A PRIORITY", WILL NOT INVOKE ARTICLE 50 BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR
itv.com/news/2016-06-30/theresa-may-launches-tory-leadership-bid/

>LEAVE.EU BACKS LEADSOM FOR TORY LEADER
bristolpost.co.uk/arron-banks-and-nigel-farage-s-leave-campaign-back-andrea-leadsom-for-tory-leader/story-29466185-detail/story.html

>KEKWELL "WILL NOT STAND FOR LEADERSHIP AFTER NIGEL FARAGE"
twitter.com/daily_politics/status/749942344498151424

>SCARED ANGELA EAGLE: "C-CORBYN PLEASE QUIT"
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36693835

>CHILCOT: "BLAIR WON'T BE PUT ON TRIAL FOR WAR CRIMES BUT SOLDIERS MIGHT BE"
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/02/outrage-as-war-crimes-prosecutors-say-tony-blair-will-not-be-inv/

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Lord Achmed of Rotherham

first for Pakistan

ANDREEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Leadsom for PM

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First for thanks Wales.
youtube.com/watch?v=cnP-nV_pydM

Lord Sweden of African penis

I want mummy andrea to win

may wins

Powell was a manlet? Oh dear. No wonder he failed miserably.

Whig or Tory?

>there are actually people in this thread who want 1984-levels of surveillance

fucking terrifying

Friendly reminder that our girl Molly is on This Week tonight after QT.

>now waiting until September for a new PM

SOMEONE SPEED UP THE PROCESS

>Take one cup of Anglo Saxon determination;

>Mix with a jugful of Muslim respect for the family;

>Stir in a pinch of traditional Asian modesty;

>Whisk with two tablespoonsful of military respect for authority;

>Serve on a bed of East European work ethic;

>And enjoy with a full glass of British belief in the freedom of the individual!

Who said this:

Douglas Cuckwell, Mummy Leadsom, or a random SJW?

My predictions are coming truer pound now below 1.29$. Don't say I didn't warn you about it

Leadsom is trending lads

YES!
GET FUCKED GOVE.

>it's a Molly TW

Admittedly, this shit turns my stomach, but despite that flaw, Andrea is still by far, a much better pick for PM than May.
It's not even close.

sick of tories tbqh

Tory

PITT
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A reminder that some people unironically WANT May as PM.

>muh shekels
not interested (((m8)))

Reminder that the next ballot is decided by 150,000 party members not just Tory MPs.

Reminder that Leadsom is the Boris-backed populist candidate.

Reminder that Leadsom actually has a better chance of winning than May despite what the media tells you.

Genocide all Scots except The Neil WHEN!?

What kind of obsessive compulsive cuckoldry compels you to inform us of every fluctuation in the pound?

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Feminist sjw tears on Twitter.
SJW's don't like either of them!

"Theresa May voted to cut abortion rights. Leadsom = anti-queer religious fanatic. Both would deport immigrant women. This is not feminism."

I meant Whigs fuck sake

This week's QT lineup:

twitter.com/bbcquestiontime/status/750728291284287489

Tom Tugendhat, Charlie Falconer, Sal Brinton, George Galloway and Ian Hislop

>this, many people are just upset because it means they cant masturbate or crossdress anymore.

>thats ALL it comes down to.

EXACTLY. My wife and I never have sex so that's not a problem. And I make sure that my wife's son never masturbates in the house so that's fine too.

We welcome the government home cameras. I don't believe that we should stop immigration, we should just monitor every person that lives in the country and be color blind about the whole thing

Reminder to filter out Swedish flags or mass report him for spam.

Dudes, this shit is getting serious. Is britain just falling apart or something?

youtube.com/watch?v=P5W8x4Q7N9c&feature=youtu.be

Please, don't become sweden 2.0, you just left the union, there's still hope

>May voted to cut abortion rights
maybe shes not as bad as i thought

It's all or nothing I'm afraid, he may have it under control but he still possesses the Scot gene. We must wipe them all out to be sure

>Taking to my boss at work having a laugh (who is a millionaire btw)
>I'm complaining about inheritance tax
>He believes in inheritance tax because "Let's just not have inheritance tax and keep all the money in the 6 richest families in the world shall we".
>I say I don't like inheritance tax because I'm going to be effected by it
>He asks me "You agree that the government needs to raise money don't you, where should the government get money instead".
>I say "Maybe they should just waste less"
>He laughs and says "You really are a fucking tory boy aren't you".

What did I say that is particularly tory or even right wing? I just said something that was common sense? I don't even support the tories.

What did Leadsom apparently falsify on her CV?

>George Galloway and Ian Hislop
ah fuck that

>implying the english gene will even exist in 30 years

You're a retard. Internet age restrictions does not mean MI5 have 24/7 full coverage CCTV of your house.

That is a fucking shit lineup apart from the last 2.

You suggested that possibly there isn't something innately good and moral about stealing wealth

he's a commie

Getting ready for a comfy Thursday evening lads, got a gin and tonic to do some early evening shitposting then going to order a posh burger from Deliveroo, drink a bottle of red and look for an escort for the weekend.

>What did Leadsom apparently falsify on her CV?
Her 400 metres swimming certificate.

She played down her role at Barclays by saying she was a Deputy manager when she was a full manager. It's a tiny little thing but they are dying to get dirt on her and fuck her campaign up

May sounds and looks and acts just like Thatcher

I feel a strange sort of nostalgia for a previous time, a better time. Is this the dawning of a beautiful post-conservative renaissance?

>he thinks the wealthiest families keep their money where any government could ever tax it

For a millionaire you boss is kind of a thicko

Why are you brexitters in denail you guys did voted the wrong way. Tell me three things that are good about brexit inb4 "muh sovereignty"

Especially when you consider the Foot-esque Corbyn and the irrelevance of the Lib-Dems just likes the SDP

It's almost like New Labour never even happened

Mate, Leadsom wants the BBFC to review sites before they're put on the internet.

what the utter fuck is up with Thatcher's hair

it looks like a blow dried malteaser

state of yourself, maggie

>keep all the money in the 6 richest families in the world shall we

I agree with the tax for this reason. But like everything, it just ends up fucking people passing on relatively modest possessions.

>supporting weed
>support abortions
>supporting porn
>supporting atheism

LIBERTARIANS OUT
Sup Forums IS A TRADITIONALIST BOARD
REEEEEEEEEE

Fucking outrage, Tony the tiger would be ashamed.

Literally impossible tho mate.

We just did it for the bantz.

>>it looks like a blow dried malteaser

...

I'm not saying that's better, but that'd be ridiculously difficult to implement so it wouldn't happen

>not liking mad mullah galloway
He might be an absolute mad man, but he's top tier banter.

tell me three things about brexit that are bad inb4 "muh economy"

Difference is that's a stupid policy that she posted on a blog whereas May has a history of violating internet freedom and personal privacy.

>The state gets to decide what I, as an adult, choose to put in my body, believe in, and touch my dick to so long as I'm not harming others
Fuck off mate, I don't want to live in your nanny-state shithole

>being anti-semitic
>being racist
>being disrespectful of others

THIS IS BRITAIN A TRADITIONALIST FREE SOCIETY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>people here want this for the UK

I'm trying to quit porn and become more religious. I'm not perfect, but at least I'm trying.
Seeing a glimpse of a brighter future has been refreshing, even if I'm poor, I'd rather be poor in a traditional and good society than the one we currently live in.

REEEE

Is this the Swedish government itself censoring news it doesn't like?

SWEDEN
YES

Poverty
Isolation
Loss of millions of jobs

>Laurie Penny

People actually listen to this sperg cunt?

>religious fanatic
They don't even bother to learn the meaning of words anymore.

They're both fucking terrible options. May's views on internet censorship are 'muh terrorists' whereas Leadsom's are 'muh children'. Both of them are impossible to effectively implement, yet filters intending to protect the children have already been implemented across the UK thanks to Cameron. Whereas thankfully people have been pushing back on the Snooper's Charter thus far.

Leadsom's shitty traditionalist views, for me, make her the worst of the two options (though neither is favourable).

>so long as I'm not harming others

You are hurting others, you're harming society you piece of narcisstic garbage.

A heroin addict is one less employee, one less father, one less son.

Also

>unironically use the term "nanny state"
It's like it's really 2005

>i want to take drugs, be gay and commit the sin of onan

Andrea Leadsom's parents are called Richard and Judy.

May's snooping precedent is completely unfounded though, this shit doesn't help to find terrorists at all.

This thing?

What a fucking state.

It's unlikely, I would think, that either May or Leadsom would push for controversial policies they weren't elected with a manifesto pledge on. It wouldn't fly.

she's such an obvious fraud, I think only gullible foreigners take her seriously now

>Laurie Penny

Fair enough I can see what you're saying, difference is I'd rather take a punt on Leadsom when you consider May has been just awful for 6 years already. Going with the devil you know in this instance is not the optimal outcome

Oh god they are getting salty, this is brilliant.

>Using Twitter or Fleecebook

Try moving to Bhutan, because the UK is never going to be 'a traditional and good society'

Mandatory porn filters don't stop kids looking at porn either.

> Poverty
We're the 5th largest economy in the world. We were before joining the EU.

> Isolation
Pick related.

> Loss of millions of jobs
Top KEK.

>Wants to be controlled
>Being controlled means thought crime is a thing
>Posts on Sup Forums

>mfw

You're a fucking idiot lad. Maybe you need your arse wiping all your life but some of us are capable of making decent decisions without it being written into law or being decided for us.

> I despise the snobs and woman-haters who sneered at her and sometimes made me ashamed of my class and my sex.
wtf i hate Hitchens now.

(memes aside, Women are generally encouraged by society to be inferior. They have inherent value based on their sex because of how desperate men are for it, allowing them to develop disgusting personalities and in some cases coast without effort - not to apply either to Thatcher. In many ways that, and not manifestations of sexism that eventually stem from it, is the reason any man should be ashamed of his sex: it often allows itself to be lead awry by an axe-wound coated in fish oil.)

well, obviously.

but trying to stop people looking at porn has far less consequences to privacy than for vague security concerns.

Oh dear oh dear.

>Mix with a jugful of Muslim respect for the family;
>Stir in a pinch of traditional Asian modesty;

For sure, and I agree that Leadsom's views on internet censorship are, while still harmful, less harmful than May's.

say hello to your future

>Hislop

When will this literal meme of a man just fuck off?

Laurie was mentioned in the Washington Post the other day. Seriously, she was. But she didn't mention it. I wonder why.

>Men who gripe about their ex-girlfriends and advise other men to avoid relationships with women are generally relegated to the seedy underbelly of the Internet — various forums and websites in the “manosphere,” recently chronicled by Stephen Marche in the Guardian.

>Yet a leading voice of the new feminist generation, British writer Laurie Penny, can use her column in the New Statesman to decry ex-boyfriends who “turned mean or walked away” and to urge straight young women to stay single instead of “wasting years in succession on lacklustre, unappreciative, boring child-men.”

washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2016/06/30/feminists-treat-men-badly-its-bad-for-feminism/

I recommend reading the New Stateman article they quote, too. Laurie has a very, very high opinion of herself.

>Nothing frustrates me so much as watching young women at the start of their lives wasting years in succession on lacklustre, unappreciative, boring child-men who were only ever looking for a magic girl to show off to their friends, a girl who would in private be both surrogate mother and sex partner. I’ve been that girl. It’s no fun being that girl.

>It actually managed to become Andrea vs May

Wow holy fuck we might actually have a chance of maybe leaving the EU

>doesn't respond to the point
>not wanting society to be a degenrate shithole where people murder babies, believe only in themselves and huff glue is needing your arse wiped

Mmk. Also lol @ people being capable of making decent decisions. Why do we have a criminal justice system in the first place then?

Redpill me on Hislop, I don't know much about him.